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drans
Sep 1, 2016
Ramrod XTreme
Yesterday I spoke with my father about the things the great journalist Alex Jones says.

He told me that it was "retarded bullshit"

I think my father is a secret globalist or a commie

I'm scared
What shall I do

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Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

folandi posted:

Yesterday I spoke with my father about the things the great journalist Alex Jones says.

He told me that it was "retarded bullshit"

I think my father is a secret globalist or a commie

I'm scared
What shall I do

:sever:

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Your dad sounds cool give him a bj or something

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
You Americans don't deserve Alex Jones. We will adopt him.

drans
Sep 1, 2016
Ramrod XTreme
I think I'll just stop filtering his water and let nature take it's course

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
https://twitter.com/immolations/status/750088625556189185?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'm a globalist, no secret about it. I'm actually a member of the Bilderberg Group as well.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Also the gay butt orgy group.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

criscodisco posted:

Also the gay butt orgy group.

I'm only a secret members of that, alex jones is my senior butt buddy and as a butt slave I have to do whatever a senior butt master orders me to do.

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhqUk28OwHs

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice


what's this guy so angry about

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Alex jones taught me about deep earth crystals and their magic healing power

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

RideTheSpiral posted:

what's this guy so angry about

All those people not setting fires everywhere. This video is one of my favourite things on the internet.

drans
Sep 1, 2016
Ramrod XTreme

RideTheSpiral posted:

what's this guy so angry about

um the state of western society what do you mean lol

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

RideTheSpiral posted:

what's this guy so angry about

he inhaled ghost pepper chili powder

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

i love wheel of fortune op

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

One of my goals is to get that software that edits people's mouths to make it look like they are saying something different, and use it to edit together a clip of red faced screaming Alex Jones singing this song

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
They're putting chemicals in the water that's turning the goons gay in droves. They won't stop posting about it.

client
Aug 19, 2010

RideTheSpiral posted:

what's this guy so angry about

gay frogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUEy55r49fY

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Arkanomen posted:

They're putting chemicals in the water that's turning the goons gay in droves. They won't stop posting about it.

The chemical is semen. It's just like heroin in that some people can take it and not get addicted, but for others a single taste is all it takes to create a lifelong addiction.

free basket of chips
Sep 7, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I am but a humble water filter salesman

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Red Suit posted:

I am but a humble water filter salesman

*Sets fire to your filters*

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

RideTheSpiral posted:

what's this guy so angry about

I think he's pooping.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
More like MIKE JONES :haw:

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Goblin vomit

https://vine.co/v/5zuxVVKrO5u

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Red Suit posted:

I am but a humble water filter salesman



that was my favorite image i saw last week, the goon who posted it didn't tell me where it was from but i'm guessing 4chan /pol/ or some poo poo

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.

RideTheSpiral posted:

what's this guy so angry about

his parents didn't love him

can't really blame them

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
he's a great showman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkRY_kA2Aaw

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
he seems fun

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Alex Jones is a national treasure.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Omg itz jonez

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Folks, it's a no-brainer.

texasmed
May 27, 2004

RideTheSpiral posted:

what's this guy so angry about

liberal faggots wrecking the country

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
i want to see what would happen if alex jones took lsd

Takane
Aug 24, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

That Robot posted:

i want to see what would happen if alex jones took lsd

I want to see Alex Jones while taking LSD.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Pretty much any drug would be entertaining. He should do a reality show where he is unexpectedly dosed with a different drug each episode.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
he is legit schizo though

loving looney tunes, maybe more than shmorky

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

if this man is as serious as he acts he will probably have a heart attack

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I still think it's hilariously ironic that he's a gung-ho Trump supporter. Isn't The Donald like the textbook definition of global wealthy and powerful elite?

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Garcin
Jun 15, 2000
Some people buy $50 super male vitality from Alex Jones

And then some people buy from Joe Rogan a:

$30 t-shirt
$125 man purse
$60 Shroom Tech
$215 90lb Bigfoot primal kettle bell

and holy poo poo that bigfoot kettle bell is awesome

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