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Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender

The unofficial sequel to the movie Doom House! Take about sinking low RL Stine!

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DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

A Doom House?

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.
does danny trejo play that nosferatu looking guy?

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
The main characters of doom and mood house never lasted a whole day!

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
Judging by that wallpaper, a better title would have been One Night in Choom House

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Tax should sue and take the 850 dollar settlement imo

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

I saw RL Stine at the LA Book Festival once and his little booth was totally dead, no one but me wanted to see him and I felt sad.

Needless to say, now I don't feel bad at all.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

RIP Piggy Smalls

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender

a hole-y ghost posted:

I saw RL Stine at the LA Book Festival once and his little booth was totally dead, no one but me wanted to see him and I felt sad.

Needless to say, now I don't feel bad at all.

You think he cares, mother fucker is rich. So rich he can write lovely books forever and get only richer.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Tenzarin posted:

You think he cares, mother fucker is rich. So rich he can write lovely books forever and get only richer.
Imagine how rich he's going to get off of this stolen doom house IP :cripes:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Bert Roberge posted:

RIP Piggy Smalls

Piggy BALLS!!!!!! LOL

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender

a hole-y ghost posted:

Imagine how rich he's going to get off of this stolen doom house IP :cripes:

Its going to take the whole genre to the mainstream!

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Apr 8, 2012

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(((R.L. Stine)))

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




I just saw this trailer! I am outraged. I wanted to make this thread. :(

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
what wont danny trejo do?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

poopnanners posted:

what wont danny trejo do?
Probably a lot of things, why do you ask :confused:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

I mean, out of all of the things he could potentially do, getting paid to act in a movie is not that outrageous.

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
whenever a creative releases something like this, i just thank god they're not murdering people because it's obvious that they are desperate

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat
lowtax made the same joke on twitter like 3 days ago

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

End Of Worlds posted:

lowtax made the same joke on twitter like 3 days ago
embed the tweet you doofus

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
is this a comedy? none of these kids seem particularly scared.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

poopnanners posted:

is this a comedy? none of these kids seem particularly scared.
You like to scare kids, huh?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

You like to "party" with them, don't you?

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat

a hole-y ghost posted:

embed the tweet you doofus

eat my balls you lazy poo poo

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

End Of Worlds posted:

eat my balls you lazy poo poo
I'm gonna spill you

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



a hole-y ghost posted:

I'm gonna spill you

Gross

:chloe:

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Who plays Reginald P. Linux?

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
poopnanners and a 7 y/o walking into the woods

"im scared"
"you think youre scared? i gotta walk outta here by myself"

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Jonny 290 posted:

poopnanners and a 7 y/o walking into the woods

"im scared"
"you think youre scared? i gotta walk outta here by myself"

Hahahahahahaua

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Jonny 290 posted:

poopnanners and a 7 y/o walking into the woods

"im scared"
"you think youre scared? i gotta walk outta here by myself"
holy poo poo

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




End Of Worlds posted:

lowtax made the same joke on twitter like 3 days ago

More like 5.

https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/773197738653593600

https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/773221704558456833

https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/773223035427880960

https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/773224725099098112

https://twitter.com/lowtax/status/773226547947810816

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
lmaoff

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lol

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

awesome thanks... I hope RL stine feels shame for this injustice every day

Caeks
Dec 27, 2009


lol oh god this single tweeter is beautiful

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party

Jonny 290 posted:

poopnanners and a 7 y/o walking into the woods

"im scared"
"you think youre scared? i gotta walk outta here by myself"

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
As if Lowtax was ever gonna make Doom House 3. It's an abandoned IP, and I for one am happy that we're getting more Doom House, instead of waiting for some "true" sequel that will never come

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
two guys escape a mental institute. they kill the guards and run to the top of the roof. there is a building next door, but there is a large gap separating them. one of the guys says: "hold on a sec, i got an idea. i got this flashlight. i'll flash a beam to the other side and you can run across!" his accomplice goes: "what, you think i'm stupid? you'll just turn it off when i'm half way over!" nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

poopnanners posted:

two guys escape a mental institute. they kill the guards and run to the top of the roof. there is a building next door, but there is a large gap separating them. one of the guys says: "hold on a sec, i got an idea. i got this flashlight. i'll flash a beam to the other side and you can run across!" his accomplice goes: "what, you think i'm stupid? you'll just turn it off when i'm half way over!" nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk

could you rewrite this joke but maybe target syrian revolutionaries instead of the mentally atypical, thanks in advance

*wires a billion dollars to a madam*

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dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
or maybe instead of OJ you can focus on the head of CBS

-sent from my blackberriPhone

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