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if you cant make ohsa jokes about star trek get out of my thread
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Nation posted:if you cant make ohsa jokes about star trek get out of my thread 
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Sep 11, 2016 20:53
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Sep 11, 2016 20:53
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I would like to discuss the incident where a cargo container fell on Mr. Worf and broke his spine. Something was clearly up not up to code.
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Sep 11, 2016 20:57
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i would like to talk about the computer losing crew members
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Sep 11, 2016 20:59
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I would like to discuss the incident where a cargo container fell on Mr. Worf and broke his spine. Something was clearly up not up to code. Good thing it hit Worf tho. If it had hit some pencil-necked human they would have died for sure. Starfleet needs more Klingons.
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Sep 11, 2016 20:59
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Why are the safety lockouts on the holodeck so easy to bypass and so prone to failure? Given that they seem to fail and endanger lives (and sometimes the entire ship) at least once a year, they probably shouldn't be used for recreational activities at all. Carefully monitored training programs only.
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Sep 11, 2016 21:02
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I would like to discuss the incident where a cargo container fell on Mr. Worf and broke his spine. Something was clearly up not up to code. ermmm fyad mods???
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Sep 11, 2016 21:05
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The container under the one that fell was leaking which appeared as frost on the containers around it. This while La Forge was looking right at it with his visor and he couldn't see it happening? I think he knew and let Worf get nearly killed.
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Sep 11, 2016 21:05
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That Robot posted:if there are no deaf people, retarded people or crippled people in the star trek universe, is that erasure? They still managed to have a very special wheelchair romance episode with Bashir
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Sep 11, 2016 21:07
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They let Wesley fly the ship from the very beginning even though he wasn't even a cadet in the academy yet.
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Sep 11, 2016 21:08
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"transfer power from life support"
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Sep 11, 2016 21:11
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they made a robot 3rd in command and it hijacked the entire ship
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Sep 11, 2016 21:17
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um my um...my...testicles didn't come through the transporter with me
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Sep 11, 2016 21:27
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Celluloid Sam posted:um my um...my...testicles didn't come through the transporter with me They must not have been there in the first place
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Sep 11, 2016 21:29
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The Cubelodyte posted:97 times out of 100 when an admiral shows up on any Star Trek show their primary function is to force everybody into doing something stupid, unethical, or both. You'd really think Starfleet would have a lot more mutinies. You have give credit to Admiral Alynna "Ice Queen" Nechayev for being the only admiral I can think of who wanted to the smart thing when the whole crew went with the dumb thing. Total reversal. Crew: Hey we can use this captured Borg to destroy a vicious enemy bent on dominating the galaxy through violence and slavery. On the other hand his name is Hugh and he's being friendly now that he's our prisoner aw shucks just let him go. Nechayev: Why the gently caress did you not destroy the Borg!?
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Sep 11, 2016 21:29
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My bedroom is right on the same part of the ship that keeps getting shot
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Sep 11, 2016 21:31
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And it's full of loving bay windows
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Sep 11, 2016 21:31
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criscodisco posted:My bedroom is right on the same part of the ship that keeps getting shot literally every time i hear hull breach I know im going to need to replace my bonsai again
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Sep 11, 2016 21:32
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Excuse me, but the steps up to the transporter are not wheelchair accessible
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Sep 11, 2016 21:33
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honestly though it's become a much cheaper hobby since we discovered the bonsai planet
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Sep 11, 2016 21:34
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why do i have to walk to the transporter
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Sep 11, 2016 21:35
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much like ur posting
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Sep 11, 2016 21:37
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Yes, let me leave these glass vases, books and trophies sitting around my quarters on a ship that bucks and gets shot at every couple hours.
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Sep 11, 2016 21:40
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I want to see ST:CSB safety videos review various incidents. Example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdDuHxwD5R4 That could be cool.
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Sep 11, 2016 21:41
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Facebook Aunt posted:Why did the Cardassians have slaves? People are dicks. One could probably ask the same question for most sci-fi works featuring slavery (such as Star Wars). What kind of civilization masters FTL travel, but never bothers to invent robots to do all the crap jobs? Chomp8645 posted:You have give credit to Admiral Alynna "Ice Queen" Nechayev for being the only admiral I can think of who wanted to the smart thing when the whole crew went with the dumb thing. Total reversal. They decided that letting him die would have been immoral, but then be volunteers to rejoin the collective (thereby not only destroying his identity, but once again becoming an enemy combatant in a war against who-knows-how-many species) and they're fine with that. Hell, I'd imagine Hugh would have been totally fine with sacrificing himself to save the galaxy if the Enterprise crew had asked nicely. After all, he volunteers
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Sep 11, 2016 21:48
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mods??
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Sep 11, 2016 21:48
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i wish that guy posting gay poo poo was a redshirt haha amirite but seriously my testicles?
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Sep 11, 2016 21:49
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Cockmaster posted:One could probably ask the same question for most sci-fi works featuring slavery (such as Star Wars). What kind of civilization masters FTL travel, but never bothers to invent robots to do all the crap jobs? Isn't robot slavery another stupid part of the Star Wars EU?
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Sep 11, 2016 21:49
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Celluloid Sam posted:i wish that guy posting gay poo poo was a redshirt haha amirite but seriously my testicles? dude you probably need to see a male gynocologist
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Sep 11, 2016 21:49
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Bert Roberge posted:Isn't robot slavery another stupid part of the Star Wars EU? Anytime you make the robots smart enough to work autonomously you get into shaky ethical ground. And occasional robot uprisings. The main computer on the Enterprise is certainly smart enough for it to count as enslaved. Luckily the Enterprise seems okay with being an explorer, and only occasionally murderers a few of the psychotic idiot monkeys on board.
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Sep 11, 2016 21:55
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i wanna bang a green lady
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Sep 11, 2016 21:59
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The complete and utter lack of spacesuits on a loving star ship should ground most of the Federation's fleet.
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Sep 11, 2016 22:00
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Who removed the guard rails form the engine room? I almost fell two stories into some plasma coils.
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Sep 11, 2016 22:06
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No, Mr. LaForge, your visor does not count as a certified ppe.
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Sep 11, 2016 22:09
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i would re-kajigger the teleporter thing and just use to to beam up peoples' wallets and wedding rings and then pawn them off haha yesssss nice
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Sep 11, 2016 22:10
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I'd like to have a collaborative discussion with crew members on how we can best help Councillor Deanna Troi. Many cisgendered crew members have been having thoughts that are triggering Deanna. I would like us to discuss how we can change their behaviour and create a safe zone for Deanna.
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Sep 11, 2016 22:28
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Facebook Aunt posted:Anytime you make the robots smart enough to work autonomously you get into shaky ethical ground. And occasional robot uprisings. Given what we've already done with robots, I can't imagine it being that hard to have them doing basic real-world labor without making them smart enough to develop free will.
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Sep 11, 2016 22:51
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Cockmaster posted:I can't imagine it being that hard to have them doing basic real-world labor without making them smart enough to develop free will. poo poo, I've been doing that for years.
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wheres the fuckin toilets
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