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reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
isnt pneumonia a pretty dangerous thing for a 200 year old gargoyle to have?

i mean everyone i knows gramma died in their sleep of pnemonia

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reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
she prob does have pnemonia

pill poppers get sick all the time.

i want her to take a piss test, just like she wants every american citizen to do.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
i know people who cough a lot and sometimes fall down and have to dissapear in the bathroom for hours at a time

they are junkies

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

EugeneJ posted:

Someone mentioned alcohol earlier, and I wonder if she's drinking at charity functions to make it seem like she's normal

Whatever meds she's on probably aren't supposed to be taken with alcohol

she's probably an old drunk drug addict i think best thing for her is some time in the prison

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
hillary will sit in a little stool in the middle of the stage, weak and frail, and trump will pace around her, roaring like a lion

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
Trump's rebuttal to every one of HRCs arguments will be "wanna fight about it? I didnt think so" :smugdon:

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

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oh man my government run news agency seems to have some sort of political agenda what is up with that

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
did you see that video with hillary barking like a dog?

do you think she has barkinsons disease?

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

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different kind of wet

e: Hillary/Kaine '16: A Different Kind of Wet for America

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

i just want to reiterate this point that probably our greatest president had no control over his legs but with metal braces on his legs he could swivel his body in such a way that his legs moved as if he were walking and then he would stand and give speeches while held in place by his braces and podium. hillary is fine.

the guy died in office lmao

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
presidents dying in office is not good for anything

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
you guys want the white house to be haunted by hillarys ghost?

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

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Gamer With Dignity posted:

Nothing screams honesty like the Republican party.

looks that way

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

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He looks every bit the paragon of virtue and honesty when standing next to Hillary

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
dr drew... a blank when asked why he thinks he's smarter than hillary clinton about doctoring


Darth123123 posted:

Trump said he had a physical last week and will release the numbers, very soon.

when he releases the numbers they will turn out to be 420 and 69 and his presidency will just start now because fuckin a

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
nah trump will be like STAND BACK I KNOW CPR and the nation will be on the edge of their seats watching him bravely try to save her life for over an hour, and then wipe a tear from his eye when he announces "there's nothing left I can do, it's in god's hands now"

(totally will win the election)

(punchline is he doesn't know CPR)

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

NotWearingPants posted:

Clinton's campaign staff is sick now.


Hillary is patient zero.

she probably exchanged the kids lifeforce for her own and is out there somewhere looking for her next victim

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
https://twitter.com/bizzaro_sirota/status/775337019958366208

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

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Nonsense posted:

African Americans were mad it took them too long to kill the gorilla

at first they were sympathetic to the gorilla because they assumed the kid was white, and said they only shot him because the kid was white

then it changed when they found out the kid was black

all i know is i miss that goddamn ape so much i could scream and cry #dicksout

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

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she just tripped holy no big deal you guys

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/775487635414540289

what a heroic women

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Wizchine posted:

If her pussy were wet, I would expect a less metallic clanging sound. the sound should have been more muffled, so to speak, due to the dildo's thick, greasy coating.

she melted through the outer plastic shell and what hit the ground was the batteries and mechanism inside

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
i bet that guy has a tiny moist dick


Nooner posted:

I want to keep talking about her pussy

preach on brother

:allears:

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

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shorten their job title from "assistant" to "rear end" say it's to save on letterhead

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

John Denver Hoxha posted:

well yeah, getting busted for sexual harassment can screw you over pretty hard and rightly so

poo poo i hope some girls are reading this thread and notice you

good luck my man

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Moon Atari posted:

I would totally get up in that, even with the pneumonia. She has been married to Bill for decades, she must be capable of some true depravity. In the interest of not appearing sexist know that I would also do Trump. Certainly not out of genuine interest, more morbid curiosity and the possibility of blackmailing him.

also powerful women are attractive am i right?

remember when cleveland said that to quagmire and peter and joe back in the golden era of family guy?

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

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hmm im seeing a pattern

hillary is a giant pussy who "faints" to get out of doing work

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
she just tripped its no big deal poo poo man

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
rest in piss

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Helical Nightmares posted:

Serious question. Is this part of Assange's promised second round series of leaks? Or is this independent of Wikileaks.

some independent dude/group called "DC leaks" that they are saying has "ties" to guccifer 2.0 but that may or may not mean anything

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

dookifex_maximus posted:

wtf is cfo of california, does the fed appoint a colonial governor to CA in the guise of a count accountant?

nah he was appointed at the state level and tried to use it to be governor but ahnold came along

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Westly

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

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jigglemaster7 posted:

okay so if youre like really rich donating to these people why the gently caress do you want a job as an ambassador running around being a little cuckboy?

you get to run around france or wherever with diplomatic immunity and have your rear end kissed and not really do actual work

what do you think ambassadors do all day?

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

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these donors are already rich af this is just them buying the kind of prestige and honour that "money cant buy"

no wonder they hate trump - he's gonna kick the social ladder out from underneath them all

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

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Raithe posted:

Oh dear, if she calls Obama 'that man' I wonder if she calls the Obamas 'those people'.

I can visualize her doing it with a dismissive hand gesture.

oh im sure she learned to be super tolerant when she was working for her KKK boss and mentor when she was cuttin her teeth back in arkansas in the 1950s

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

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Pvt.Scott posted:

Abuela is grandmother. I don't know what sort of connotations or whatever it might have depending on region or speaker, but that's the literal equivalent.

hillary is your abuela

just like her, anyways

they both consume water when necessary

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

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crabuela crabuela talks like crab looks like your abuela

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

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but the UK block list is to protect children from child porn, it's not a political tool?

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

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Vegetable posted:

i don't know most of these names

thats because they paid for their positions they did not campaign for them

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

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Roylicious posted:

Because it's a leak of donor information. The woman is saying don't look at the leak because it will have malware in it, in a feeble attempt to prevent people from looking at their dirty laundry.



no way, that would be deceptive

i think she is actually a cybersecurity expert

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reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

tetsul posted:

I would imagine too that when you're handing out cushy positions to people for just out and out giving you money you set them up in safe countries that they can't cause any major issues. If your ambassador gets drunk, tells off the locals, then passes out in the street New Zealand is just going to tell you to get this drunken rear end in a top hat out of their country, while doing it places like Libya, Russia, or Venezuela could set back relations for a generation.

those positions aren't always just for show

being ambassador to corrupt nations rich with petrodollars is pretty good for business

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