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Does Rite Aid Have The Cheese I Need?
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Yes 3 20.00%
No 5 33.33%
Goku 7 46.67%
Total: 9 votes
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ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Today I am making a variation of Shep Goes illustrious burrito for one. I am attempting to create enough to last a week.

I have assembled all of the ingredients save one: cheese. It is Sunday and my local grocery store closed early today, so my options are Rite aid or Target.
As any of you worldly goons know, Target on a sunday afternoon is loving terrible, but I am not certain rite aid will have the proper cheese or an adequate substitute. I invite you to join me on a quest for queso.

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ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
I have aquired pants.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
4th option: Cucky Pizzone

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

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cuck cuck im gay posted:

4th option: Cucky Pizzone

:same:


Serious posts only plz

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
5th Option: very c00l thread 5'd plz write more

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

where the gently caress do you live that there isn't a 24 hour grocery nearby?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

What kind of queso??? If you want queso fresco then get 1 gallon of milk, some cheese cloth, and a lemon

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
I almost made it out the door but I forgot to water my tomatoes.

Maters watered

Side quest complete

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

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Lipstick Apathy

Tuxedo Gin posted:

where the gently caress do you live that there isn't a 24 hour grocery nearby?

I need cheese, not lottery tickets and likker

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
I think you should line up whatever cheese product is available at Rite Aid and then roll the dice on us to pick for you.

By "cheese product" I mean anything with "cheese" or any variation in its name, up to and including Cheez Whiz and Chee-tos.

then you will eat that burrito

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Assuming you have limited cargo space, how are you going to divide your cheese? 50/50 cheddar and monterey jack is where the smart money's at

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
I'm in the parking lot now. There's a very spooky sounding story on npr

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

ChrisHansen posted:

I have aquired pants.

Equip pants.

Go right.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
They don't have any loving cheese

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Oh man

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
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Dave_Indeed posted:

Equip pants.

Go right.

This is actually exactly what I did.

Rite aid has no cheese. Continue to target or return to start?

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Maybe if you tell the people at the taco bell drive thru your tale, they'll take pity and give you enough cheese to make it

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



No pics but dece concept - 2'd.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

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Lipstick Apathy

Bold Robot posted:

No pics but dece concept - 2'd.

There will be pics from target


That pronounced the French style

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

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I have arrived at target

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

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Voting will begin once image is posted using a battleship grid system with letters starting in the top left going down rows a,b,c, etc. And columns 1,2,3 etc

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
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Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

one of each

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

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Lipstick Apathy
There's actual dvd copies of Netflix and amazon shows

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

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Lipstick Apathy
Mods plz change the thread title to "Chris wanders target"

Right now I'm looking for mineral spirits. I don't even know what they are but I want some

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Anyone want me to pick up some voodoo candles?

Foreskin Problems
Nov 4, 2012

It's doing fine, actually.
I'm having a wrap stuffed with chicken nuggets, chili and cheese

It's kind of like a burrito

Foreskin Problems
Nov 4, 2012

It's doing fine, actually.
It's pretty good

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



B4 snd get some voodoo candles

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
THEY HAVE PUMPKIN SPICE CHEERIOS

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

:jiggled:
Jiggled Again
:jiggled:
get the cheese that says "mexican blend" if they dont have any stop grocery shopping at target like an idiot

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



ChrisHansen posted:

THEY HAVE PUMPKIN SPICE CHEERIOS

Burn it to the ground

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
just go to taco bell op lol

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

ChrisHansen posted:

THEY HAVE PUMPKIN SPICE CHEERIOS

Do they have pumpkin spice Catholic candles?

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
taco bell has the best beef

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

ChrisHansen posted:

Mods plz change the thread title to "Chris wanders target"

Right now I'm looking for mineral spirits. I don't even know what they are but I want some
Mods change the thread title to Everybody Hates Chris

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Do they have a Whole Foods nearby? You can get some Pumpkin Spice K-Cups.

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Remember when 3 Olives did this

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
in queso emergency

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ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
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Queso aquired.

Beebe six, out.

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