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graham cracker posted:If NSM ever committed suicide the most likely cause would be that he teamed up with himself. Newspaper Scarlet Spider.
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# ¿ May 31, 2017 19:45 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 08:25 |
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Mole Man should hold a democratic election. Like Johnny Storm did.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 20:16 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:
The only thing remaining in Peter's brick-brained skull are detailed facts about Roman history.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2017 04:54 |
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Alhazred posted:Has Peter Parker made a pact with the devil in the newspaper strips too? Why do you think he's trapped in an infinite time loop?
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 19:27 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:if he isn't tyrannus, it is possible that the coked up pr guy will save the day by making tyrannus a star, thus leaving subterranea open for melvin man's return. We can safely assume it won't be Spider-Man saving the day
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 06:10 |
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SilverSupernova posted:Did they actually post those Spider-verse strips in newspapers at some point or were they just in one of the SV side books? It was just in a side book.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 22:49 |
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The expression on Lenny's face in the last panel is a thing of beauty.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 03:02 |
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enigmahfc posted:He's just staring at May's sweet rack. That's how you get into Trouble.
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 17:25 |
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I could totally see Spider-Man bonding with Ant-Man over the fact he also has an Aunt.
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 15:58 |
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mind the walrus posted:Ok, now I know there's like, GILF porn out there and all that, but as someone who has worked with the elderly I have no earthly clue what is attractive about Aunt May. Even by old lady standards she's a doddering idiot with tissue skin. Mole Man is banking on the light reboot to match the cinematic universe where she suddenly morphs into Marisa Tomei.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2017 18:24 |
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Aunt May's smile confirms she is a straight-up mole digger.
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2017 03:18 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Moleman has ridden the mighty moon worm.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 05:25 |
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X-O posted:I would believe that Stan Lee said to Larry "Do an arc with Rocket Raccoon" or "Have Mole Man try to marry Aunt May again" but that's about as far as I'd believe that Stan has any input in this strip. Stan Lee is not writing a comic strip at 94 years old. That I do not buy at all. Especially now.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2017 22:17 |
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God drat it, I'm going to be upset when they don't get married at this point
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2017 05:28 |
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Please let them live happily ever after. Can we get Newspaper Spider-Man to sell his marriage to Mephisto to preserve Aunt May and Mole Man's?
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2017 16:52 |
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Yvonmukluk posted:Maybe he should be called Swole Man now. Excuse me his name is Swelvin.
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2017 22:31 |
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I love Newspaper Spider-Man so much.
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2017 02:41 |
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Melvin just seems in such despair.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2017 06:25 |
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Batman Odyssey is too good for this world.
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 21:50 |
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So, just to be clear here: The most likely outcome is that Tyrranus is defeated by his own wife, not by Spider-Man.
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2017 05:46 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Spider-Man is uncomfortably turned on right now.
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2017 17:46 |
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Push El Burrito posted:This is the year 2000 dude they have measuring cups. What do you think he is, a peasant?
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2017 02:59 |
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Ikasuhito posted:Well if my very life depended on having a chalice at very strict intervals, i'd probably try to have like fifty everywhere.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2017 18:21 |
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So just to be clear here: Spider-Man is doing all this for no reason at all, right?
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2017 03:49 |
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ManlyGrunting posted:Naw Mole Man managed to actually hook up with someone Careful, that's bannable now.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 17:19 |
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mind the walrus posted:So Tyrannus is one hell of a cradle robber? It's 4 am and I'm trying to parse this To be fair when you're 1500 years old your same-age dating opportunities are limited to... Aunt May. Oh. Oh poo poo.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2017 16:06 |
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So Spider-Man is the real villain of this story arc.
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2017 15:52 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:
I loving love that Mole Man is just like 'yeah sure whatever Peter."
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2017 02:42 |
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I hate you, Peter Parker. I hate you so much that right now the Venom symbote is looking for me.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2017 07:19 |
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ZeroCount posted:i'm digging the decision to just cut the panel off halfway through Peter's face. Not sure why but I like it. It leaves you just enough to imagine how horrified Peter's expression is
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2017 01:27 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:unfortunately, it's gotta be curt rather than mj. this is all deliberately set out in the middle of nowhere, so spiderman can't just pop in with no explanation and i don't think even nsm is dumb enough to reveal his secret identity to the only dude who is more of a mess than he is. Mole Man totally figured out Peter's secret identity last arc.
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2017 01:42 |
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Surprisingly violent for a newspaper comic.
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2017 00:25 |
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bunnyofdoom posted:You really think MJ and PEter don't use webs as bondage stuff?
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2017 00:52 |
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2017 23:27 |
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I love Peter's logic here. Step A: Tear my shirt open as the Hulk charges at me Step B: Wait, the Hulk recognized my uniform! No time to change! Step C: My so-called secret identity!
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2017 00:49 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 08:25 |
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Isn't this basically She-Hulk's origin story? Looking forward to Connors turning into a ripped as hell hot green dude.
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2017 04:38 |