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Proteus Jones posted:Again with the "Throbbing Spider-Sense". "My spider-sense is positively turgid!"
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Synthbuttrange posted:However it turns out the driver is Kala. Or the Undertaker. For the shock Marvel/WWE crossover.
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Synthbuttrange posted:However it turns out the driver is Kala. I misread that as Kamala. That would have been a shocking twist.
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A matter of time until Kamala makes an appearance in this. I also sometimes wish WWE was the one who bought Marvel.
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Lobok posted:So does Mole Man have a credit card or what... He explained this before, he left the underworld with literally millions of bucks worth of gold and diamonds.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:He explained this before, he left the underworld with literally millions of bucks worth of gold and diamonds. strapped to his trusty worm-steed Linneus
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Aug 15, 2017 11:27
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It's a dawn wedding, so I guess the limo driver is picking them up the previous afternoon and they're just going to drive around for 12 hours
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Malachite_Dragon posted:He explained this before, he left the underworld with literally millions of bucks worth of gold and diamonds. That's true. I assume Moley gave him enough that the driver wanted to do the job but not enough that he instantly retired. Or he gave the driver a fistful of diamonds and the threat of the beat stick.
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Cat Mattress posted:With the squiggly blue lines around his head, I'd totally believe that "spider-sense" is actually a sort of premonitory headache. The dude has to have severe problems from repeated concussions, and Spider sense acting like a headache only makes things worse. CannonFodder fucked around with this message at 14:23 on Aug 15, 2017 |
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The Question IRL posted:Or the Undertaker. For the shock Marvel/WWE crossover. Aunt May and Spider-Man tooling around in Undertaker's Weed Limo would be a hell of a story.
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Zeeman posted:It's a dawn wedding, so I guess the limo driver is picking them up the previous afternoon and they're just going to drive around for 12 hours are dawn weddings actually a thing? that sounds like a pain in the rear end to organize if you have more than one guest.
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mind the walrus posted:Maybe it's ageist but the gilf-bimbo fetish doesn't parse in my brain at all. Like there are smart gilfs out there if he really isn't about the looks, or full-on dementia and alzheimers gilfs if he digs the crazy. Going for Aunt May is like choosing Uncle Ben's white rice with mayo sauce. Sure maybe that really is what Moles his Mans, but God. Ew. Not sure if this was intentional, but there's no simile here, this is literally what he's doing.
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That limo is actually an armadillo
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:are dawn weddings actually a thing? that sounds like a pain in the rear end to organize if you have more than one guest. You gotta have a dawn wedding if you wanna get the early bird special from Mavis at the diner.
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Push El Burrito posted:Aunt May and Spider-Man tooling around in Undertaker's Weed Limo would be a hell of a story. Buckle up, Spidey.
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 Lee: Remember dawn scene! colorist: yeah yeah I know what dawn looks like
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What's that on Moley's chest? A vest? A tie? Normal Osborn's scalp dyed blue?
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Mole Man you're not supposed to see the bride before the ceremony c'mon man
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Mover posted:Mole Man you're not supposed to see the bride before the ceremony c'mon man He probably can't see very well so it's alright.
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Peter went blind in his left eye at this wedding 
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Mole Man's compliment gets a little less impressive when you remember that he can't even see the stars nor does he even particularly like them, being a guy who is voluntarily subterranean.
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ConfusedUs posted:What's that on Moley's chest? A vest? A tie? Normal Osborn's scalp dyed blue? An extremely extravagant cravat obv.
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ZeroCount posted:Mole Man's compliment gets a little less impressive when you remember that he can't even see the stars nor does he even particularly like them, being a guy who is voluntarily subterranean. At least she knows he means it.
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CityMidnightJunky posted:Not sure if this was intentional, but there's no simile here, this is literally what he's doing.
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ConfusedUs posted:What's that on Moley's chest? A vest? A tie? Normal Osborn's scalp dyed blue?
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Synthbuttrange posted:
MJ's moon face and implied butt chin is really unappealing. For a supermodel and superhero, they are almost as ugly as May and Melvin.
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I think the butt chin is a case of tragic art (de)evolution: 
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Who the hell is MJ talking to?
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Comics characters have never needed an audience for their monologues and you know it. That's why they added Harley in the Batman cartoon, because Joker just standing around talking about his plans to himself wouldn't translate too well.
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mind the walrus posted:Who the hell is MJ talking to? One of Tyrannus's drones, probably.
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Peter Parker: I can't believe that's the same Mole Man who once tried to conquer the world. I mean he has clearly grown about three feet and bulked out. Did this guy get the Crimson Gem of Cytorak or what?
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The Question IRL posted:Peter Parker: I can't believe that's the same Mole Man who once tried to conquer the world. Maybe he should be called Swole Man now.
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Yvonmukluk posted:Maybe he should be called Swole Man now. 
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Yvonmukluk posted:Maybe he should be called Swole Man now. Excuse me his name is Swelvin.
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Yvonmukluk posted:Maybe he should be called Swole Man now. I was going to say only if they're being married by the Rev. Al Green, but I can't remember if he ever covered it.
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that surprise minister showing up again to perform the ceremony is very, very likely
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:that surprise minister showing up again to perform the ceremony is very, very likely 
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