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sexpig by night posted:yea that feels like a thing even the real comics weirdly ignore. His issue is being The Lizard makes him murder happy and predatory, he should just find a way to be a sick nasty lizard dude with has two working arms. that was how he ended up after shed. he was more or less content to stay in super prison without telling anyone who was in control, though. shed was pretty hosed up.
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"say, did you know that lizards hunt in packs and can survive indefinitely in a vacuum?" "i wasn't sure about you before, but you're hired." aside from his charming erroneous factoids, i can't think of any other possible reason connors could still get a job at a lab after turning into the lizard like 20 different times.
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so uh, if he is skipping the sole ingredient which apparently turns him into a the lizard, exactly what active ingredient does he think will regrow his arm? he's dropped the the lizard part, so is he even using magic juice related to regrowing limbs?
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Dec 4, 2017 01:44
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i thought florida mostly had small, poisonous snakes. after 30 seconds with google, it seems that this used to be true, but that there are now increasing numbers of invasive non-native species.
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bobkatt013 posted:Circus of crime time! nsm couldn't handle the entire group and ringmaster would be helpless against him, because nsm doesn't have a mind to control. maybe just the fat lady?
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Dec 6, 2017 06:58
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it is clearly the living monolith
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Dec 7, 2017 12:28
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the owl is a mutant with a bunch of low level physical enhancements who can fly. incredibly dated character design aside, he's a perfectly adequate street level villain.
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Dec 8, 2017 02:25
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Lurdiak posted:1: You have spider-sense. what about when they crammed ronan's corpse into rocket's tiny space pod?
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Dec 8, 2017 09:03
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let's be real, here. this world does not deserve a nsm story with aim, modok, and man thing.
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Dec 9, 2017 05:16
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ah, werewolf by night. that brings jonah into it, too.
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Dec 10, 2017 07:50
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it's a normal looking dude with torn clothing living in the middle of nowhere as a hermit, while jjj (his father) is nearby. plus, it's already an animal transformation themed story since connors is there. the mystery is solved.
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Dec 10, 2017 08:47
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don't worry, connors is going to chuck expensive lab equipment at the gator!
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Cat Mattress posted:That gator is Connors' friend and he doesn't want tourists to harm him. it's his common law wife
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Dec 12, 2017 22:05
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hulk is probably the most boring option
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Dec 14, 2017 02:58
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mind the walrus posted:Yeah but we've got him so let's make the best of it. oh, it is nsm so i'm sure it'll be just fine. sadly, i guess it can't go with obscure characters every time.
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notthegoatseguy posted:I doubt Stan has ever watched the Bixby Hulk series. i think he's mostly blind now
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Dec 15, 2017 23:04
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Elfface posted:Damnit Peter... all you had to do was say "He's thatta way." and your Hulk problem would be over. ah, i see what your problem is. you are expecting nsm to outwit someone. peter's lucky that he remembered he is spiderman this time, since he forgets sometimes.
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Dec 18, 2017 23:55
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oh no, hulk is going to mangle peter with his butt. actually, on second thought, heck yeah hulk is gonna mangle peter with his butt!
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ColdPie posted:Which leaves me wondering why the Hulk is just hanging out twenty feet from this guy's secret lab which is accessible only by hovercraft. banner's been known to hang out in the middle of nowhere so that no one bothers him. just not, you know, in a florida swamp because the mosquitos alone would make him instantly turn into the hulk.
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Dec 21, 2017 18:38
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i still love that they gave banner hulk's haircut when he first appeared
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Dec 22, 2017 17:55
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hmm, i feel that the second panel is ripe for text replacement
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Dec 23, 2017 13:31
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if he knew peter was spiderman, banner would immediately start punching him in the head like everyone nsm teams up with does.
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Dec 24, 2017 11:49
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Saoshyant posted:Remind me again why the good doctor decided the Florida swamps were a good place to do laboratory work. because his 'laboratory work' consists entirely of synthesizing exotic drugs for his own use.
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Dec 24, 2017 14:32
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so he came looking for a dealer. for shame, dr. banner.
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Dec 26, 2017 02:22
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really, it makes perfect sense for banner to track down connors. after all, connors is a famous geneticist with many accomplishments, such as turning himself into a humanoid lizard, turning himself into a humanoid lizard, and even turning himself into a humanoid lizard. who wouldn't want his help?
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Dec 26, 2017 03:56
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holy poo poo, despite all the foreshadowing this arc doesn't revolve around connors' poor decision-making skills.
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Dec 27, 2017 02:21
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Manatee Cannon posted:lizard hulk with severe mental disability incoming
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Dec 27, 2017 15:01
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normally, local cops would do their best to steer clear of the hulk. in nsm, they will probably point guns at him while making fun of his haircut.
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Dec 28, 2017 14:35
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Stahlgeist posted:Magnitoes. he's only done it one time in nsm, and instead of immediately shooting up some lizard serum when his life got rough he did a bunch of normal illegal drugs instead. strangely, nsm connors has his poo poo way more together than other versions.
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Dec 29, 2017 01:41
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transporting a man bleeding out via what is essentially an extended trampoline ride is a wonderful idea. he's probably not even gonna web up the leg or anything.
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Dec 31, 2017 16:38
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WHAT? CURT CONNORS.... IS SPIDERMAN?
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Synthbuttrange posted:Also I cant explain that triangle in panel 2. WHAT? PETER PARKER IS... 3D MAN?
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