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Pangolins are also endangered because traditional SE Asian medicine etc. Save them, they cool. Spider-man is like the people who cut horns off rhinos.
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2017 01:05 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 11:42 |
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They think he's stalking Peter.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 00:18 |
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Nah, you want this one:
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 16:12 |
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Moleman can probably smell him or something.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2017 13:06 |
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Moley is going to be arrested for murder and terrorism, and aunt may will be one of those weird people marrying to a guy on death row.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 13:45 |
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Same thing protecting Melvin.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 14:02 |
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Dig at Alex Kurtzman?
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2017 13:34 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:wait, i thought tyrrannus was a sorcerer. why does he have spider drones? Everyone needs a hobby.
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 21:48 |
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She's an old lady, her doctor probably gives her whatever she asks for.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2017 11:13 |
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Lobok posted:Good time for a reminder that Peter's chief reason for keeping his identity secret from the woman who raised him is that he doesn't think she can handle the knowledge. Nah by this point it's probably just the guilt when she finds out he's been lying to her for years.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2017 22:19 |
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KaosMachina posted:So is Newspaper Spider-Man allowed to use The Fantastic Four? It would be covered under an entirely different licensing contracts to the film stuff, so it would never come up. They basically have access to the comics catalogue.
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2017 15:41 |
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Alt right?
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2017 19:37 |
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ConfusedUs posted:What's that on Moley's chest? A vest? A tie? Normal Osborn's scalp dyed blue? An extremely extravagant cravat obv.
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2017 01:21 |
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Yvonmukluk posted:Maybe he should be called Swole Man now. I was going to say only if they're being married by the Rev. Al Green, but I can't remember if he ever covered it.
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2017 22:41 |
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It's just a big cravat.
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2017 18:37 |
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Aunt May just watched Peter dive head first off a multi-storey building in pursuit of a man he's met all of what, twice? How could she not be thinking he's a loving mutant or suttin'?
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2017 21:55 |
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He's never going to get back his deposit on that rented suit now.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2017 01:06 |
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Cephalopods are amazing and weird and amazingly weird, and normal language should not be expected to apply as anything more than an approximation.
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2017 21:00 |
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It has natural rings in its limbs sized for holding dumpy old men.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2017 12:40 |
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habituallyred posted:Nobody is mentioning that Spiderman is clearly standing up in this strip, shadow and everything? Was he chained to the floor or just bound in chains?
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2017 10:34 |
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They have a surprisingly complex history in the comics. I'm not sure if they were ever formally engaged though.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2017 12:50 |
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He spent a few centuries working on his screenplay.
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2017 14:18 |
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Turns out the only registered underground couple's therapist is Lenny, and he's in hospital having major skin grafts.
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2017 14:26 |
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Can't he just have a few sips until he feels a bit better? So he might overshoot and end up being a teenager again, he's already pissed off his wife to the point he's not getting any for the next few years.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2017 11:07 |
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Got to make those key figures pop.
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2017 00:49 |
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He probably just experimented on moloids.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2017 00:13 |
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Moleman knows the entirety of the underworld like the back of his hand. The whole thing. Every little corridor of the immense underground kingdom beneath the entire world's surface.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 02:31 |
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Melvin just forgot that he's on the west coast.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2017 21:43 |
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tbh that would result in actual superheros turning up to kerb him, so it would still work out.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2017 14:38 |
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The Unnamed One posted:Wait, if he got eternal youth from Merlin, why does he need the Fountain in the first place? If we go by the standard canon, he was banished to Subterranea by Merlin after an attempt to invade Camelot. He then discovered a cache of equipment made by the Deviants and while using it later just happened to discover the fountain of youth. They could go in a lot of crazy ways if they weren't obviously wrapping this up nicely (in a few months). Anything involving the Deviants would be taking us on the fast road to "Jack Kirby having a wild time", which the artist would probably enjoy.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2017 21:48 |
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He's just trying to be polite. Doesn't want to tell his future uncle that he thinks his old place is a poo poo hole.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2017 14:57 |
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He'll be named new character of the decade and be in 40% of Marvel books by the 2020's
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2017 14:09 |
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They abandoned him, it's time for him to turn his back on them
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2017 13:42 |
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Peter is such a bad fake son.
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2017 01:27 |
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Spider-man: King of the Moloids, would be a hell of a diversion for the strip to take.
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2017 00:42 |
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Johnny Walker posted:How long were they down there? Seems like a couple hours? Wouldn't there be cops around at the famous LA landmark where a giant worm came out of the ground and kidnapped a man at his wedding? Nah, this is a Marvel universe, that poo poo's just not exciting any more.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2017 22:52 |
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Steve Gerber's omniversal-crossover-land is in Florida, they dare not venture there.
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2017 00:14 |
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Nah, but his wife does.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2017 15:48 |
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He also has Aunt May's bride price from Melvin.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2017 15:49 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 11:42 |
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It better be Sabretooth.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2017 20:33 |