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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Pangolins are also endangered because traditional SE Asian medicine etc. Save them, they cool.

Spider-man is like the people who cut horns off rhinos.

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They think he's stalking Peter.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Nah, you want this one:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Moleman can probably smell him or something.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Moley is going to be arrested for murder and terrorism, and aunt may will be one of those weird people marrying to a guy on death row.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Same thing protecting Melvin.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Dig at Alex Kurtzman?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

wait, i thought tyrrannus was a sorcerer. why does he have spider drones?

Everyone needs a hobby.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
She's an old lady, her doctor probably gives her whatever she asks for.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Lobok posted:

Good time for a reminder that Peter's chief reason for keeping his identity secret from the woman who raised him is that he doesn't think she can handle the knowledge.

Nah by this point it's probably just the guilt when she finds out he's been lying to her for years.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

KaosMachina posted:

So is Newspaper Spider-Man allowed to use The Fantastic Four?
If Stan Lee said he wanted to use the FF, would someone have to tell him no?

It would be covered under an entirely different licensing contracts to the film stuff, so it would never come up. They basically have access to the comics catalogue.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Alt right?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

ConfusedUs posted:

What's that on Moley's chest? A vest? A tie? Normal Osborn's scalp dyed blue?

An extremely extravagant cravat obv.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Yvonmukluk posted:

Maybe he should be called Swole Man now.

I was going to say only if they're being married by the Rev. Al Green, but I can't remember if he ever covered it.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's just a big cravat.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Aunt May just watched Peter dive head first off a multi-storey building in pursuit of a man he's met all of what, twice?

How could she not be thinking he's a loving mutant or suttin'?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He's never going to get back his deposit on that rented suit now.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Cephalopods are amazing and weird and amazingly weird, and normal language should not be expected to apply as anything more than an approximation.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It has natural rings in its limbs sized for holding dumpy old men.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

habituallyred posted:

Nobody is mentioning that Spiderman is clearly standing up in this strip, shadow and everything?

Was he chained to the floor or just bound in chains?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They have a surprisingly complex history in the comics. I'm not sure if they were ever formally engaged though.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He spent a few centuries working on his screenplay.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Turns out the only registered underground couple's therapist is Lenny, and he's in hospital having major skin grafts.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Can't he just have a few sips until he feels a bit better? So he might overshoot and end up being a teenager again, he's already pissed off his wife to the point he's not getting any for the next few years.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Got to make those key figures pop.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He probably just experimented on moloids.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Moleman knows the entirety of the underworld like the back of his hand. The whole thing.

Every little corridor of the immense underground kingdom beneath the entire world's surface.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Melvin just forgot that he's on the west coast.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
tbh that would result in actual superheros turning up to kerb him, so it would still work out.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

The Unnamed One posted:

Wait, if he got eternal youth from Merlin, why does he need the Fountain in the first place?

... Did Merlin lease the Fountain?

If we go by the standard canon, he was banished to Subterranea by Merlin after an attempt to invade Camelot. He then discovered a cache of equipment made by the Deviants and while using it later just happened to discover the fountain of youth.

They could go in a lot of crazy ways if they weren't obviously wrapping this up nicely (in a few months). Anything involving the Deviants would be taking us on the fast road to "Jack Kirby having a wild time", which the artist would probably enjoy.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He's just trying to be polite. Doesn't want to tell his future uncle that he thinks his old place is a poo poo hole.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He'll be named new character of the decade and be in 40% of Marvel books by the 2020's

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They abandoned him, it's time for him to turn his back on them

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Peter is such a bad fake son.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Spider-man: King of the Moloids, would be a hell of a diversion for the strip to take.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Johnny Walker posted:

How long were they down there? Seems like a couple hours? Wouldn't there be cops around at the famous LA landmark where a giant worm came out of the ground and kidnapped a man at his wedding?

Nah, this is a Marvel universe, that poo poo's just not exciting any more.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Steve Gerber's omniversal-crossover-land is in Florida, they dare not venture there.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Nah, but his wife does.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He also has Aunt May's bride price from Melvin.

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It better be Sabretooth.

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