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redbackground posted:Spiders can't vote! It is worse than that. SpiderSENSES can't vote. If they did we'd have like, 5 times as many votes to count, one for every regular sense. More if we're talking all those other senses like balance , hot and cold, etc. What I'm saying is those 3 million votes Trump is talking about is someone voting with their nose.
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ImpAtom posted:Oh, I see what happened here. Someone told them to make Ronan as Kirby as possible and the artist just drastically misunderstood. I skimmed through this post at first, not getting it. Then I went back and was in Game mode, and now I can't stop laughing thanks a lot.
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Man Peter really is a nerd. Alien life comes crashing down to Earth and the first thing he does is try to hump its ship.
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I wasn't here for the last few panels, just look at what I missed. Let's just hope he uses his gun to blast that dog. It isn't even a telepath, he should be fine.
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:Speaking of Tuesday "Also why aren't you wearing your coat anymore? Wait they ignored you after going to bed , without feeding you? To the point you're rooting around in trash and fighting coyotes for scraps? " Peter better be in jail soon is all I'm saying.
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I forget to check this thread for one damned day and I am suddenly blessed with this glorious madness.
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Synthbuttrange posted:Giant robot keeps yelling for shrooms. Holy poo poo blowing up albawhatever is boring someone get me some shrooms
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Synthbuttrange posted:
"He's right where he needs to be" Also known as stapled to a man's backside. And will someone give that robot some drat shrooms already .
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Mar 9, 2017 18:34
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No Ronan don't slap him on the dick can't you see you're only making him hornier?!
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Mar 12, 2017 15:44
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Just punch him in the face a few times before you put that on. What's the harm?
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Mar 17, 2017 01:48
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:Spidey just started playing Planescape Torment. How much jink do you think we can get for that deader from the Dusties, MJ?
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Mar 17, 2017 10:52
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Why has not a single person commented on the fact that Rocket looks high on PCP in that next to last panel? Like he's suddenly staring at his own mortality made flesh or possibly is just slowly growing blind from having watched a mushroom cloud?
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Mar 21, 2017 21:43
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MJs plan was to hire aliens to stop a space alien and his alien robot. I'm sure there is some kind of message in here somewhere. It might be Yo Spider-man!
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Mar 31, 2017 02:33
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Well don't YOU want your wife making out with a midget racoon mutant that rolled around in garbage just a few hours ago and is high off shrooms he just stole from a robot?
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Lobok posted:I guess this means MJ is gonna smoke some weed or turn into the King of Pop. She is going to officiate a wedding for someone named Jane.
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May 2, 2017 09:48
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I too, as a human being, sometimes have troubles, beep boop.
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Lobok posted:Especially since he is the famed co-creator! It wouldn't be as appealing if the writer was just some random hiree. The superior Spiderman, aka Newspaper Spidey. Doc didn't transfer to a new mind, he just created an alternate reality where Parker could be defeated by thrown bricks and then transferred himself to that reality's Ockbrain. Unfortunately the general ineptitude of everyone in this new universe got to him too and now he pales in comparison to such villains as mole man who has the power to creepily peer at Peter's aunt in ways the old Ock never could.
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bobkatt013 posted:Wow Mole Man is a real hero A superhero team of loveable whackos like Mole Man, Rocket and Lenny would probably be the only comic I would pay for these days.
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I just saw the new Spider movie. I'm fairly sure the main character is supposed to be Newspaper Spidey: He keeps screwing up, makes boneheaded moves and gets beaten on by random dudes (even after he just fought Captain America last movie). In fact, we may have found the new "Brick to the head" moment in it when Peter jumps head first into the roof of a van and gets a concussion
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Jul 6, 2017 18:11
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bunnyofdoom posted:So basically this? That is clearly the SIDE of a truck, not the ceiling/roof. But... yeah. He fails to jump several times. He's racing across a small neighborhood's set of roofs and just keeps jumping onto poo poo and breaking it, like he jumps into some poor guy's shed at some point, then ruins the lawns of several other people. He shoots a web at a fleeing truck and then gets dragged on his rear end through a whole lot of things. Later, just before he gets into that head trauma I spoke of, he tries to ambush a few guys but only ends up jumping too short because his new webs are set to impact, not swing. So he falls on his face.
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Jul 8, 2017 02:15
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Jerusalem posted:Having seen the new Spider-Man film, I can concur that there is a wonderful NSM vibe to a lot of scenes where he just goes around loving up constantly. I loved it Oh man you just reminded me of the scene where he tries to stop a carjacker by slamming the guys face against the car, only for it to be revealed it was the guy's car and he just lost his keys or something and the entire neighborhood including Stan Lee tells him to gently caress off
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Jul 8, 2017 23:50
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Begemot posted:To my mind, the perfect NSM moment was when he gets into a shipping container on the back of a truck through a like high-tech device that makes the roof intangible. But then that's deactivated, so when he tries to dramatically leap out and confront the Vulture, he knocks himself out for several hours. Yeah, think I mentioned that before. I was half expecting Rocket to pop in and go "Man you humans are dumb" and then leave.
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Tunicate posted:Stan Lee is still writing according to this article Over 69000 pages? Nice. Didn't know Stan the Man had it in him
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I know that's supposed to be his weird rear end chest plate but Tyrannus looks like he is holding an opened box of cereal on this tiny screen I am reading on, like he is munching down on Spider-Man sugarpuffs or something while watching all this.
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Tyrannus looks like Adam from that one scene out of He-Man that got spliced into him singing What's Up
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Aug 27, 2017 07:36
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Ok, so now to stop Tyrannus all Pete has to do is web the doorway he ran off through and let time do its thing.
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:What? The molten core is also kinda, uuuh, gigantic. And probably a lot deeper down what with how cool it is where they are. I guess if they're all running around the core and these guys just did a straight line as per the old trigonometry math problem but, yeah.
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Oct 2, 2017 11:06
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Hey Spidey you had all this explained to you like 10-20 panels ago did you have a stroke?
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:In fairness, Tyrannus also forgot and he's the one rotting to death. Well a 1500 year old guy having a stroke is a lot more plausible. If he starts slurring his words Moley better give him an aspirin real quick.
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I will hug him and squeeze him and call him Man
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Even though we know his spider sense is useless, that does raise a good question: Would water that makes you younger set off a danger sense since that technically makes you healthier up to a point? Or would the onrushing flood be more dangerous?
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Turns out he'll make it to the surface just fine. But the sky will be a deep blood red as our sleeping alien's surviving children invade.
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Oct 14, 2017 01:26
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Tunicate posted:that's common in underground art Stop making me laugh out loud on this bus you moleman
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Oct 14, 2017 11:33
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Cat Mattress posted:After getting married, he is renamed Molehusband and then he dies in a freak accident while parking his car. No, he will be shot by a moleglar.
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Oct 14, 2017 12:46
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gently caress you Spidey stop hassling your new uncle, he is gonna go out and get himself shot or something.
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Oct 18, 2017 06:08
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"Here lies Moleman. He served his country well, but never scored." The better solution would be Peter staying to lead the moloids, they need a hip new ruler that can lead them into a bright new era.
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Elfface posted:If the moloids need Melvin to survive, what did they do before him? Mole about.
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Oct 29, 2017 11:34
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We can't let anyone know about the Fountain of Youth, or we will have another Clone War when the Nemoidians find out.
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davidspackage posted:Fappo My exact thoughts. Did he finally meet his old nemesis?!
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Oh poo poo Peter WAS replaced with a Ferengi. I mean, moloid.
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