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Is she really any better off sticking with Peter given that, out of the two of them, she's the one who stayed conscious in that encounter?Synthbuttrange posted:So... given we're going cosmic, who are our options for this? Cyclops's dad.
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With organic webbing it doesn't make as much sense to run out at a crucial moment.
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flosofl posted:I think the intent was for him to be grabbing her and diving away. But that means Rocket tried to shoot MJ because Spider-Man didn't know his name.
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ImpAtom posted:This is not Clown 9 tier but "Spider-Man gets defeated by a completely immobilized raccoon" is pretty amazing. Spider-Man wins by tricking Rocket into eating a bunch of trash concealing a joy buzzer.
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:So a slice of a regular new york pizza? 
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Synthbuttrange posted:
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Started looking through the archives more or less at random, and I just really appreciate how much incompetence/slapstick they crammed into five panels:  That was the dramatic climax of several months of storyline.
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Synthbuttrange posted:Imagine never having seen the comics page before and reading this. Without context, wouldn't you expect a raccoon to be naked?
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Ever just shake your fist at a coyote?
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Hey, Rocket finally put on clothes. And stopped asking "what's a raccoon?"
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ManlyGrunting posted:"AH poo poo, look at that bigass alien with a hammer murdering everyone! I must preserve this somehow, but how?" *breaks out hammer and chisel* MJ remembered how to use google, so they had to go back a few centuries to maintain the average technology level of NSM.
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Jan 31, 2017 23:21
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Lurdiak posted:I was about to complain about Rocket not knowing what anthropologists are but I guess the word is derived from a term meaning human. Also, he didn't know what garbage was.
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Mover posted:Odds on Mary Jane saving the day/being the one to take down Ronan? Spider-Man and Rocket are gonna take down Ronan, but then MJ accidentally hits them with a rock and Ronan tries to run but trips over his hammer and falls to his death. Oh, spoilers.
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Feb 6, 2017 07:41
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Lurdiak posted:A planet is a test run for killing five dudes. Rocket was convinced the sentry could conquer the galaxy, but also, that he could take it (and Ronan) by himself. So at least it's internally consistent.
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I was trying to figure out how "bipedal raccoon whose only power is having a gun, which is now broken" and "guy who that raccoon beat up with his hands tied behind his back" were supposed to beat Ronan, but then I rememberedSynthbuttrange posted:OH MY GOD He's going to run out of energy with no entire diner to consume, and then JJJ will show up in the middle of New Mexico and brain him with a lamp.
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That's terrifying.
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The resolution to this was just "the bank funds a Christian bookstore," though, and it would've been nice if the culture wars had stayed at that level.
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Lurdiak posted:The very first appearance of a Kree Sentry looked like this: That's what it'll look like on Sunday. Of course, tomorrow it'll just be a Sentinel.
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SilverSupernova posted:Oh God. MJ's actually going to be the one to stop the sentry isn't she? Well yeah, no one else is stepping up to the task.
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Feb 20, 2017 00:02
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When I look at that second panel I just hear the Mario jumping sound effect.
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davidspackage posted:Spidey looks rather lost on this one. I look forward to whatever deus ex machina is going to stop both the sentry and Ronan.  Turns out it was just "running away".
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Feb 23, 2017 07:44
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Spider-Man fakes a terrorist attack to trick the FBI into disabling the electromagnetic lock for him.
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Maybe rampaging aliens/robots/alien robots think Earth's dominant life form is empty cars, because that's always what they go after first.
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notthegoatseguy posted:So what does Rocket plan to do in this case to attack Ronan? Where are his guns? The one character that is practically defined by his guns and he like left them in the hotel room or something? He stuck his tongue out, what more do you want.
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Spider-Man died as he lived, in the most embarrassing way possible.
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Pretty dark that the sentry left a row of nuclear shadows in Albuquerque.
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I was 50/50 on "the comic forgot about the whole electromagnetism thing" and "Spider-man forgot about the electromagnetism thing".
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Spidey has finally harnessed the power of a blunt object to the back of the head.
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mind the walrus posted:Spidey quit posturing over a suffocating man Let him have this. It's not often Spidey gets to see someone else painfully humiliated by a much weaker opponent. Spider-Man is Ronan's Clown 9, basically.
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Raskolnikov38 posted:rocket, totally down with some murder His introduction was trying to vaporize Spidey for calling him a raccoon.
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"That's why I waited until he got brain damage from hypoxia."
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I wonder what they think breathing does, exactly.
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FredMSloniker posted:'He's a deader'? Did the writer think he was writing a line for Rocket? Spidey just started playing Planescape Torment.
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rare Magic card l00k posted:"I really wish that didn't make so much sense" pretty much describes the process that went into making Newspaper Spider-Man. Well, wish granted, and then some.
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He knows better than to believe anyone saying they have to go to Albuquerque.
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