Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Pure. Gold.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?


I love every single part of this. :allears:

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
I don't know what I want more, them having to explain Rocket to whoever's at the front desk or the last room having just been rented.... to Ronan!

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Wait, I think I got it. They'll be denied because No Pets Allowed. Then a tv will be playing a late night report that an alien is attacking a nearby city.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?


:3:

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Sometimes, family isn't a mom and a dad; sometimes family is a 30-something year old freelance photographer that falls asleep in his jeans, his wife who turns away from him in her sleep and the naked space furry that's sharing the motel room with them.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
There's a page of a normie (osborn) realizing he really likes anime

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?


Next: Dumpster Diving... FOR LOVE?!

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Speaking of Tuesday

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

The World's Greatest Superhero.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Aardmania posted:

You're giving Peter way too much credit.



e: Here's an edit I made when this originally ran:



After midnight? that'd be pass nine in the west coast, it'd be dark already!

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Ghostwriters and ghostartists, if you're reading this make Peter blink twice next week. Weekend artist, if you're reading this have Rocket stay naked another three strips.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

bunnyofdoom posted:

Not enough focus on MJs feet

That's for the story's climax.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

joehonkie posted:

His spider sense is definitely bring triggered by MJ and Rocket's budding relationship.

"Ant-man wouldn't treat me like this."

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?


I'm not a history buff, nor am I near New Mexico at all, but nothing here sounds remotely right.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

:perfect:

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Kinda disappointed that it seems Spidey's webs will be the key to victory. OTOH i'm extremely interested in seeing what the artist interprets as Ronan's helmet and what would his face be.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
:allears: everyone owns

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Synthbuttrange posted:



You sure showed him Spidey

if you'd told me this was an edit i would've believed it.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Synthbuttrange posted:


Yup just lie there.

:allears:

This is absurd.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Ugh, Peter, don't you know it's rude to get your webbing all over his hair?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Pete looks kinda limp and dead there.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

goatface posted:

If you're in space around Pluto you've probably got bigger problems.

Yeah, it probably means you joined an X-Men team.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Newspaper MURDER-Man

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
"He only needs the helmet to breathe earth's atmosphere, but if we throw him into space then he'll be out of this heavy atmosphere!"
"Of course."
Four days later
"Waitaminute, htere's no air in space!"

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Cactus Jack posted:

Maybe Kree go into hibernation when they don't have enough Kree-air?


Jerusalem posted:

Spider-Man: What is Kree hibernation?
Rocket: They stop moving, breathing or reacting to stimuli, and their flesh slowly breaks down till only the skeleton is left behind.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Oh god. She's actually gonna Weekend At Bernie's this poo poo. :stare:

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Just staring at those panels is making me crosseyed.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?


Ah yes, Ronan the Accuser, the Kree that is 1.2 times bigger than the Sentry.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
"I brought Ronan's corpse all the way here"
"k."
"Also I bought a truck."
"WHAT?!"

Priorities, Pete :allears: He really shouldn't be complaining, just one arc ago he was in dire problems from not owning a vehicle.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?


I want to frame that second panel on my wall.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Cool how Rocket is at shoulder level to Spidey in the first panel, but at waist level in the next one.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Synthbuttrange posted:

This entire week is going to be like this.

jyrque posted:

So you're telling me the entire week is going to be like this?

Synthbuttrange posted:

Are you saying we're going to have one whole week of this thing?

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

The entire week is going to be like this.

With the occasional "Peter, you dumbass."

I thought this was the Newspaper Spider-man thread, not the Bendis thread.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
I'm not saying that pointless repetition doesn't belong in the Newspaper Spider-man thread. It belongs. In the Newspaper Spider-man thread. No matter how pointless the repetition is. Just pointing out that it is also a Bendis thing, the pointless repetiton.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Now that we're reaching the conclusion, what character are you expecting to show up next arc in four months? My guess is a sexy Loki adventure in Chicago.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Whoa, but how can Ronan help them stop the Sentry?? Walk me through this, Pete, I have all of April open to hear it.

  • Locked thread