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CapnAndy posted:THIS SIZE IS NOW CALLED "DOOM", PUNY BARISTA New Yorker: ...got anything bigger than this? 
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I hope Peter goes and shakes awake Sarge and starts screaming,"BUT WHAT!?! BUT WHAT!?!" at him.
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Mycroft Holmes posted:i love how passive-aggressive peter is 
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Dec 15, 2016 09:24
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Peter's,"Seriously?" face is amazing.
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Dec 16, 2016 08:00
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Synthbuttrange posted:
I swear this is the last one of these I will make, so as not to run this poo poo into the ground if I haven't already. 
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Dec 17, 2016 08:02
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Hahaha, holy poo poo.
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Dec 17, 2016 22:01
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Tiggum posted:Apparently Peter forgot that people can't see you through the phone. It's OK, you can just say "Hi, this is Spider-Man". This is Reed Richards, Peter can't take for granted that Reed's phone doesn't automatically reassemble voice-prints into an image of the speaker.
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Dec 18, 2016 08:59
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Tiggum posted:It really seems like they do, but he doesn't think they do and they're either just as dumb as he is or humouring him. Reed Richards is the smartest man in the Newspaper Universe. His IQ is 110.
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I wanna see Stan Lee's take on Noh-Varr!
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Dec 20, 2016 10:43
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I love you, Newspaper Spider-Man 
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Dec 21, 2016 07:28
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Rocket makes a compelling argument in that final panel, I must admit.
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Dec 30, 2016 08:59
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Synthbuttrange posted:Do it! Get into a fistfight with a raccoon! And he's losing! 
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David D. Davidson posted:Basically his spider-sense has a mind of its own, and it loves seeing him get hurt. His Spider-Sense knows what the readers of the strip want! 
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Jan 2, 2017 00:29
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Spidey and MJ need to jump back in their car and drive away. Then the whole rest of the trip Pete can keep bringing up,"Hey remember how my webbing worked and saved us from that racoon we found in that space-dumpster?"
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Jan 3, 2017 11:31
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Endless Mike posted:I mean, having a car is, alone, enough to best Newspaper Spider-Man I can totally see a bank robber in some small town jumping into his car and driving away, and Spider-Man is just standing there in the middle of the street with no tall buildings around going,"Well.... darn."
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Jan 4, 2017 23:43
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"Enough stalling." He... uhh... he never actually asked where Ronan was until now, right? What is it with space dudes not understanding their questions need context?
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http://i.imgur.com/Q9VWJqT.gifv
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Newspaper Spider-Man is the gift that keeps on giving 
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"He can use that robot to conquer the galaxy." That information would have been handy at the START of the conversation, Rocket!
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Jan 12, 2017 06:50
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The Space Racoon hates his gang's name 
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ImpAtom posted:Didn't you see what happened to Spidey?! 
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Jan 15, 2017 11:54
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Rocket: Don't look at me, I just flew 2500 light years without a pit stop! Plus, you know... he crashed his ship at the end there too.
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"My name is Peter Parker, this is my beautiful celebrity wife Mary Jane, and this is.... uhhh... our pet racoon." "I'm not a racoon whatever that is! And I thought your name was Spider-Man!?!" ArmyOfMidgets posted:or the last room having just been rented.... to Ronan! That would be further proof of a king and loving God, it's true. The initial proof, of course, being the existence of Newspaper Spider-Man.
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DemonTrigger posted:Peter has to sleep on the floor instead. Oh God please 
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Jan 17, 2017 09:49
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Ferrule posted:Only peter, or MJ, needs to go to the front desk to check in. Like, just one person. Rocket doesn't need to go in there at all. Peter: Look only one of us needs to go in and talk to the manager. So.... it's agreed? Panel of a confused manager looking down from his desk at Rocket
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Jan 17, 2017 21:38
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That loving naked Rocket, Jesus Christ 
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Jan 19, 2017 12:03
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The manager's gonna look out and see that couple's naked kid fighting with a wild dog over trash-food. "Not the strangest thing I've seen," he shrugs, and goes back to reading his nudie mag. ConfusedUs posted:Holy poo poo they are actually going the trash panda route. Oh my God what if animal control comes and takes him away and the Parkers have to go "bail" him out.
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Manatee Cannon posted:the panel will zoom out and show that the garbage can is actually on top of the sentry ronan is looking for It misunderstands, thinks they're calling it garbage, and commits robo-suicide. ImpAtom posted:Peter Parker is somehow going to lose a fight to a dog raiding a garbage can. While his disappointed wife looks on 
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Jan 20, 2017 09:36
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There is a better than even chance Peter might eat the trash if MJ doesn't stop him in time.
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Jan 21, 2017 14:37
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Somehow, someway, Rocket is going to take that old man's sandwiches
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Please God call CPS
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CapnAndy posted:Holy god I cannot stop laughing at panel 2 He just wanted more than 2 hours sleep for ONCE goddammit.
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Elfface posted:Basic Instinct but with Rocket. Weekend Artist just read this and is gonna have a field day
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dordreff posted:Rocket's not being imprecise he's just anticipating how much the size of the sentry will vary from panel to panel Just the writer throwing the artist a bone, really Of course naked Rocket will fight the artist for that bone....
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I love that the best explanation Peter can come up (or be bothered to come up with) is that he and his small child in a racoon suit work out together a lot
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Jan 29, 2017 11:28
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:
Even Peter looks pissed at how lame his line was.
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Jan 31, 2017 07:02
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Mr. Squishy posted:Are you saying that MJ could possibly give a gently caress enough to (!)? That's some as-yet-unintroduced character, perhaps a traffic cop or hitchhiker. It's the motel guy, they took him hostage when Pete's Spidey-Sense warned him he was gonna call CPS
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Typical space-racism, just assumes all humans know each other 
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I hope they get there just in time to see Ronan riding on the Sentry's shoulder into the upper atmosphere, disappearing to never return. Then Rocket will invite himself along on the rest of the Parkers' roadtrip
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SilverSupernova posted:I have no idea what you're talking about. The Parker marriage has remained healthy and strong for years. You deserved that, Peter
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