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So while perusing good ol' Craigslist for a place to live a came across this very normal and not at all creepy ad for a room for rent.Basement Man posted:AVAIL NOW!!!!!!!!I HAVE 1 ROOM AVAIL TO RENT ASAP,6 GUYS CURRENTLY RESIDE, THINKING ABOUT KEEPING IT THAT WAY, SORRY LADIES!!!! FEEL FREE STOP BY ANYTIME THOUGH! http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/roo/5775294714.html My theory is that it's a murder basement because: a. The room is painted the same color as blood (helps mask evidence). b. He says he is very loud at night (DON'T MIND THE SCREAMS I JUST WATCH A LOT OF HORROR FILMS! ANY WHIMPERING YOU HEAR IS A DOG I CANNOT SHOW YOU BECAUSE HE IS VERY SHY!!!) c. This is in the Seattle area which has had it's fair share of serial killers in the last several years. While these are my personal theories I am open t what others think.
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OK WHERE WAS I, MUST BE GAINFULLY EMPLOYED WITH AT LEAST ONE POSITIVE REFERENCE!!!IMPORTANT!!!!! MUST BE KIND OF A NIGHT OWL, ROOM IS NEXT TO MINE AND I CAN BE UP LATE, AND SOMETIMES NOISY.... SERIOUS!NO EARLY RISERS YOU WONT LIKE IT!!! $675.00 INCLUDING UTILITIES $250.00 DEPOSIT. MO2MO NO CREDIT CHECK FOR RIGHT INDIVIDUALS. LOCATED IN BEACON HILL 2 BLOCKS OFF 15TH BETWEEN BENNETT AND LUCILLE. BUS ROUTE 60 IS 2 BLOCKS UP ON 15TH.ROUTE 124 AND 106 2 BLOCKS THE OPPOSITE WAY ON AIRPORT WAY.
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It's one, then the other op.
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Sep 12, 2016 06:38
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VendaGoat posted:It's one, then the other op. You mean...a third option?
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Sep 12, 2016 06:39
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:You mean...a third option? No. It's just a choice of which use you describe first.
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Sep 12, 2016 06:40
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third input (the butt)
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Sep 12, 2016 06:47
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knock knock its me goku
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Sep 12, 2016 18:18
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sure am glad I don't need to live with 6 roomates in a murder basement
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Sep 12, 2016 18:21
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My head says murder basement but my heart says sex dungeon.
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Sep 12, 2016 18:24
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JakeP posted:sure am glad I don't need to live with 6 roomates in a murder basement seems like a problem that could work itself out
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Sep 12, 2016 18:25
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In print it sounds like a sex basement, but those photos have me pretty convinced it's a concession stand at a horse show.
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Sep 12, 2016 18:27
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The paint really brightens it up tho you gotta admit. 
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Sep 12, 2016 18:29
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675 to live with 6 other people lmfao op may as well go check it out cause youre better off dead
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Sep 12, 2016 18:30
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The accommodations are really tempting, but I just don't know if there are enough dudes.
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Sep 12, 2016 18:33
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Tricky D posted:The accommodations are really tempting, but I just don't know if there are enough dudes. I'm just glad that this offer is available to me as a guy since he clearly doesn't want any ladies. I also like that single red chair in one of the pictures. Gives the whole place a really homey touch. Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 18:39 on Sep 12, 2016 |
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Sep 12, 2016 18:36
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That chair was white when they bought it.
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Sep 12, 2016 18:39
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Hideyideyidey-hole
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I'm just glad that this offer is available to me as a guy since he clearly doesn't want any ladies. It looks comfy, but I but the years of dried jizz has turned that cushion into textured stucco.
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Sep 12, 2016 18:41
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Blue Train posted:675 to live with 6 other people lmfao op may as well go check it out cause youre better off dead By the time you go to craigslist to find a place to live you are already spiritually dead. Might as well try out the rape studio, it might make you feel the spark of life again. 
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Sep 12, 2016 19:10
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Imagine 7 unrelated people sharing a refrigerator. That place is a nightmare.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Imagine 7 unrelated people sharing a refrigerator. That place is a nightmare. "Severed Head DO NOT EAT!"
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Sep 12, 2016 19:31
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I don't know about murder but if he's renting out that basement to 7 guys for 675 each he's making a killing!
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Sep 12, 2016 19:31
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You're never going to meet new friends if you assume everyone is a rapist and/or murder, OP.
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Sep 12, 2016 19:36
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is real estate really that bad in seattle
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Sep 12, 2016 19:48
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That's what$675 gets you in Seattle? City living is for the dogs!!
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Sep 12, 2016 20:03
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"making your way in the world today takes everything youve got." - a rapist/murderer
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Sep 12, 2016 20:03
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sex dungeon, it's available for everyone, and 
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Sep 12, 2016 20:08
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:is real estate really that bad in seattle Yes.
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:is real estate really that bad in seattle shelter from the constant rain commands a premium
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Sep 12, 2016 20:14
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unpacked robinhood posted:sex dungeon, it's available for everyone, and lacrosse, naturally
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Sep 12, 2016 20:20
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you gotta dedicate at least one whole wing to your followers fi you want em to do the good stuff. I gave up the whole east wing of my compound I only have one kitchen and it's been a struggle to adjust but at least we gotta constant turnover of butt stuff happening now.
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Sep 12, 2016 20:25
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haha weird do u think they yell all the time like how they type in all capitals letters?
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Sep 12, 2016 20:26
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social vegan posted:haha weird do u think they yell all the time like how they type in all capitals letters? Probably, you know, to be heard over all the screams.
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Sep 12, 2016 20:27
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unpacked robinhood posted:sex dungeon, it's available for everyone, and This looks like a really unergonomic rape position.
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Sep 12, 2016 20:31
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Dude specified that he is really loud at night.
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Sep 12, 2016 20:31
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Dreddout posted:This looks like a really unergonomic rape position. its not about comfort its about power
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Sep 12, 2016 21:03
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unpacked robinhood posted:sex dungeon, it's available for everyone, and that's an I hate Mondays face if i ever saw one
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Don't get a refill on your beer while you're there.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W896cgsOTAQ
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