Unlimited Pasta is back you fat pieces of shit

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fivethree: Jul 28, 2014

http://www.cbs5az.com/story/33076342/olive-garden-endless-pasta-passes-to-be-sold-thursday

quote:

Olive Garden is hoping to reel in some extra business with pasta noodles and bottomless bowls. Well, thousands of bowls, actually.

The restaurant chain says the next installment of its popular "never ending pasta bowl" promotion will be its biggest ever. Up to 21,000 of the passes will be sold online for one hour beginning Sept.15 at 2 p.m. ET.

This year is the promotion's 21st anniversary.

The pass costs $100 and is good from Oct. 3 through Nov. 20. Buyers can enjoy unlimited pasta with toppings, soup or salad, breadsticks, and soft drinks for seven weeks.

How many people will be staying up until 12AM to buy a pass? I know I will. I love eating OG (Olive Garden eh heheh ) 3x per day, I love loading up on fat sodium and calories, it's so delicious, ahhhh UNGNNHNN

The question is what percentage of passes will go to goons? The over/under is 60%.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 23:47

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# ? May 5, 2024 15:24

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

That pass sounds like a ripoff

# ? Sep 12, 2016 23:49

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

shut up fivethree shut up shut up shut up

# ? Sep 12, 2016 23:50

afkmacro: Mar 29, 2009

Id rather eat at 7-11 thanks

# ? Sep 12, 2016 23:54

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
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ugh, my tract

# ? Sep 12, 2016 23:56

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

How much of a savings is that?

# ? Sep 12, 2016 23:57

lorn Wayne: Jan 7, 2006

The Bananana posted:

How much of a savings is that?

as with any food deal, depends on how much of a dedicated fat you are.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 23:59

Vegetable: Oct 22, 2010

Is it just the noodles that are free? If you gotta pay for the sauce it doesn't seem totally worth it

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:00

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

I got unlimited balls for you to eat OP!

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:01

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

olive oil + vinegar + parmesan cheese + tabasco = a delicious bowl of pasta

i did this for many years (not constantly) (and not at olive garden)

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:01

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Might go for it. I'm trying to put a little weight on for my death.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:02

Samuel L. ACKSYN: Feb 29, 2008

its total bullshit anyway cause they actually come out and bring new bowls and its not just one magical bowl.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:08

ROFLburger: Jan 12, 2006

Mozi posted:

olive oil + vinegar + parmesan cheese + tabasco = a delicious bowl of pasta

i did this for many years (not constantly) (and not at olive garden)

that's disgusting. get lost.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:08

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

Mozi posted:

olive oil + vinegar + parmesan cheese + tabasco = a delicious bowl of pasta

i did this for many years (not constantly) (and not at olive garden)

oh, goons

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:08

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

throw in some capers too if you got'em

and crushed red pepper

and anchovies

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:09

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

Mozi posted:

vinegar

Mozi posted:

tabasco

Mozi posted:

a delicious bowl of pasta

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:10

XMNN: Apr 26, 2008; I am incredibly stupid

please

no

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:11

jeff smisek: May 18, 2009

I am not fat op but i will stuff my face unlimitedly until i get so

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:13

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

its total bullshit anyway cause they actually come out and bring new bowls and its not just one magical bowl.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:13

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

i am very excited about pasta

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:14

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

i could pay $100 for unlimited pasta at a lovely restaurant chain, or i can spend far less than that on ingredients for delicious carbonara that comes out to three servings each time i make it

the choice is pretty clear to me

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:15

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Enfield posted:

i am very excited about pasta

I sent you a pm,and you had the audacity to ignore me.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:15

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

what the if the pasta is unlimited but the catch is that mozi chooses the ingredients lmbo owned

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:16

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Y-Hat posted:

i could pay $100 for unlimited pasta at a lovely restaurant chain, or i can spend far less than that on ingredients for delicious carbonara that comes out to three servings each time i make it

the choice is pretty clear to me

Yep.

Olive Garden, here we come!

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:16

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

The Bananana posted:

Yep.

Olive Garden, here we come!

i wasn't inviting you, bitch

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:17

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

clog my b hole with pasta

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:17

jeff smisek: May 18, 2009

Y-Hat posted:

i could pay $100 for unlimited pasta at a lovely restaurant chain, or i can spend far less than that on ingredients for delicious carbonara that comes out to three servings each time i make it

the choice is pretty clear to me

Look at this pleb who COOKS their OWN food :rolleyes:

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:18

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

lol at poors

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:19

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

In 1992 for $100 I bought several tons of surplus USSR "dried pasta" and "tomato paste." I'm still working on those.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:19

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Y-Hat posted:

i wasn't inviting you, bitch

See, this is why you don't get pm's.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:20

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

The Bananana posted:

I sent you a pm,and you had the audacity to ignore me.

enfield isnt here right now. please leave a message after the beep

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:21

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

wheres the beep??????

eat wendys

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:22

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

MiracleWhale posted:

what the if the pasta is unlimited but the catch is that mozi chooses the ingredients lmbo owned

this guy here has the stuff to be the head of a major corporation

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:26

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:37

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Lolololol

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:51

givepatajob: Apr 8, 2003; One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

MiracleWhale posted:

# ? Sep 13, 2016 01:02

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Gaunab posted:

That pass sounds like a ripoff

Lol how could it be a ripoff? Last year I kept track and I ate $2900 worth of pasta using my pass.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 01:13

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

MiracleWhale posted:

# ? Sep 13, 2016 01:14

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

FrankieGoes posted:

Lol how could it be a ripoff? Last year I kept track and I ate $2900 worth of pasta using my pass.

*picture of "not sure" fry*

# ? Sep 13, 2016 01:19

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8-Bit Scholar: Jan 23, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

They already give you unlimited breadsticks why do you want MORE carbs

# ? Sep 13, 2016 01:22

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