Unlimited Pasta is back you fat pieces of shit

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bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

8-Bit Scholar posted:

They already give you unlimited breadsticks why do you want MORE carbs

Only chumps eat the breadsticks. To get your money's worth you want to focus on things that are meat heavy like the zuppa Toscana or shrimp Alfredo or sausage rigatoni.

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Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

lmao at the idea of eating shrimp at olive garden in an all you can eat scenario.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 01:43

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

i'd like water to drink and also i'd like to have diarrhea for 36 hrs

# ? Sep 13, 2016 01:45

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

So you can literally just walk into any Olive Garden any time you want like some fuckin don and be all like "eeeyyyyyyy gimmie some-a spaghetti!" :kiddo:

# ? Sep 13, 2016 01:51

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Olive garden is lovely especially for the price, why would anyone eat there :confused:

# ? Sep 13, 2016 01:52

Ruggan: Feb 20, 2007; WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!

Just take a bunch of laxatives and only eat the zuppa. You could prob eat them out of business.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 01:52

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

i love carbs

# ? Sep 13, 2016 01:55

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

this seems like a great way to kill yourself

# ? Sep 13, 2016 01:57

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Another pasta pass pro tip: sit next to one of the big potted plants and dump your pasta into it after you eat all the sausage off it.

Or you can sit in one of the dark booths and keep a one gallon ziplock in your pocket. Fill it with the pasta and then just go to the bathroom periodically and dump in straight into the toilet.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 01:59

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Serious Frolicking posted:

this seems like a great way to kill yourself

That's a big of a stretch. It is, however, a great way to feel regret after spending too much money on a large volume of very mediocre food

# ? Sep 13, 2016 02:08

C. Everett Koop: Aug 18, 2008

Serious Frolicking posted:

this seems like a great way to kill yourself

I can think of more delicious ways to off myself i'm a huge prick

# ? Sep 13, 2016 02:18

house of the dad: Jul 4, 2005

Hello I have this pass that says I am entitled to free pasta. No I will not be tipping.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 02:19

GRILLARY CLINTON: Mar 5, 2016; I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.

Y-Hat posted:

i could pay $100 for unlimited pasta at a lovely restaurant chain, or i can spend far less than that on ingredients for delicious carbonara that comes out to three servings each time i make it

the choice is pretty clear to me

lol at eating three servings of carbonara in one sitting

# ? Sep 13, 2016 02:22

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

lol at eating only three servings of carbonara in one sitting

# ? Sep 13, 2016 02:27

EvilJoven: Mar 18, 2005; NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?; Fun Shoe

Hey guys here's an awesome weight loss tip. Don't gorge yourself on lovely all you can eat pasta.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 02:28

Jerk Tannon: Aug 15, 2001

No gabagool I see

# ? Sep 13, 2016 02:29

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

For 100 dollars I'll give you a coupon for unlimited handies. They will not be good.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 02:31

extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

Germstore posted:

For 100 dollars I'll give you a coupon for unlimited handies. They will not be good.

regardless of the quality it sounds like financially this would pay for itself in 5 handies, and then every single handy after 6 is pure profit

# ? Sep 13, 2016 02:37

KifygmySkulltulas: Sep 13, 2016; by Smythe

Away all Goats posted:

i love carbs

# ? Sep 13, 2016 02:38

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

lol at eating three servings of carbonara in one sitting

leftovers, idiot

i'm eating one serving right now, it's delicious

# ? Sep 13, 2016 02:50

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

You idiots. your not paying 100 dollars for the food. your paying 100 dollars for the privilege. the experience. the use of the quality olive garden meeting facilities to have laugh-filled dinners with your friends and loved ones, you know, with the light-hearted ribbing and breadstick passing and whatnot

tldr: you only hate this if you dine alone

# ? Sep 13, 2016 02:54

The Fuzzy Hulk: Nov 22, 2007; ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS

I like how no one cares that you could use this for unlimited salads.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 03:17

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

i can't think of a sadder dish than leftover carbonara even if it was good to begin with.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 03:18

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Y-Hat posted:

i could pay $100 for unlimited pasta at a lovely restaurant chain, or i can spend far less than that on ingredients for delicious carbonara that comes out to three servings each time i make it

the choice is pretty clear to me

Let me know when you can make 400 servings of your gay carbonara for less than $100. Because you can easily eat that many servings with a Pasta Pass.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 03:18

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

I like how no one cares that you could use this for unlimited salads.

TBF Olive Garden salads suck. If it was Ruby Tuesdays id be interested in unlimited salads.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 03:20

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

FrankieGoes posted:

Let me know when you can make 400 servings of your gay carbonara for less than $100. Because you can easily eat that many servings with a Pasta Pass.

That's 8 servings a day.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 03:21

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

there is nothing worse than bad pasta.

nothing.

okay maybe some things shut up you assholes

# ? Sep 13, 2016 03:23

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

FrankieGoes posted:

TBF Olive Garden salads suck. If it was Ruby Tuesdays id be interested in unlimited salads.

Omg are you kidding? Lol if you don't go to Olive Garden for the salad and sauce.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 03:25

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Germstore posted:

That's 8 servings a day.

Yeah?

# ? Sep 13, 2016 03:27

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

FrankieGoes posted:

Yeah?

That is a dangerous pace to keep up for almost two months.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 03:28

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

The Bananana posted:

How much of a savings is that?

We did napkin math and youd have to have 2 bowls of pasta a day for the entire time to break even

# ? Sep 13, 2016 03:41

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

FrankieGoes posted:

Yeah?

can i skin you when your heart goes out?

# ? Sep 13, 2016 03:51

Giraffe: Dec 12, 2005; Soiled Meat

Germstore posted:

That's 8 servings a day.

Mamma mia!!

# ? Sep 13, 2016 03:53

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

FrankieGoes posted:

Let me know when you can make 400 servings of your gay carbonara for less than $100. Because you can easily eat that many servings with a Pasta Pass.

i'd rather not eat lovely pasta when i can make it on my own and have plenty of leftovers

# ? Sep 13, 2016 03:55

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Business Gorillas posted:

We did napkin math and youd have to have 2 bowls of pasta a day for the entire time to break even

Let's see this napkin.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 04:04

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

FrankieGoes posted:

Let me know when you can make 400 servings of your gay carbonara for less than $100. Because you can easily eat that many servings with a Pasta Pass.

My county also offers chicken feces for free but I'm not Australian.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 04:08

Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

fivethree posted:

http://www.cbs5az.com/story/33076342/olive-garden-endless-pasta-passes-to-be-sold-thursday

How many people will be staying up until 12AM to buy a pass? I know I will. I love eating OG (Olive Garden eh heheh ) 3x per day, I love loading up on fat sodium and calories, it's so delicious, ahhhh UNGNNHNN

The question is what percentage of passes will go to goons? The over/under is 60%.

* grins lazily, "BYEEEEHHY!! PBASTAH!!" *
* spends 9 minutes waddling to rascal scooter parked outside *
* rest *
* drive scooter to government subsidized vehicle *
* get in custom (for the morbidly obese) made F-350 super duty crew cab for 20 minutes *
* drive to olive garden *
* pasta *

That's you... probably.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 04:16

jeff smisek: May 18, 2009

Dave_Indeed posted:

* grins lazily, "BYEEEEHHY!! PBASTAH!!" *
* spends 9 minutes waddling to rascal scooter parked outside *
* rest *
* drive scooter to government subsidized vehicle *
* get in custom (for the morbidly obese) made F-350 super duty crew cab for 20 minutes *
* drive to olive garden *
* pasta *

That's you... probably.

Thats what I want to be when i grow up

:911:

# ? Sep 13, 2016 04:38

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

So how fat is the average pasta pass holder?

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Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

lol if all you're all aren't passed to you through a window

# ? Sep 13, 2016 04:58

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