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Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Quote-Unquote posted:

How do you manage to move the goalposts so much and still not lose weight? That poo poo is heavy

Lol.

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Jul 22, 2014

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Panfilo posted:

Explain BBW genre porn then. People are 'settling' with their porn watching habits too?

There are people who jerk off to all kinds of weird poo poo, doesn't mean that they'd indulge in it in reality.

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Jul 22, 2014

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Panfilo posted:

There are people who are attracted to a diverse amount of body types. Doesn't make them mentally ill.

I didn't say nor even remotely imply that it did, I just suggested that the existence of a fetish does not normalise or validate it. I'm not even disagreeing with your basic premise you loving halfwit, the idea that all fat people are disgusting, unloveable creatures is no less retarded.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Rakosi posted:

there is a disabled people olympics

where is the fatty olympics

I can't be the only person that thinks athletes who take performance enhancing drugs should have their own respective leagues rather than being censured. I mean, I want to see roided up people have their own olympics, run the 100m dash in sub 7 seconds and hurl a shot 800 yards. gently caress it, baseball was better with steroids.

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Jul 22, 2014

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Wulfolme posted:

Anonymously making fun of fat people from a distance is always ok though right?

Making fun of all people from a distance is what makes the Internet great. Nobody does that poo poo face to face.

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Jul 22, 2014

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Wulfolme posted:

Your workplace sounds boring.

It was. That's why I quit and now sit in my apartment, unemployed, watching Fast N Loud re-runs on Discovery.

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Jul 22, 2014

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Rakosi posted:

i want to see someone lift something so heavy that their roided up arm muscles and pecs literally explode.

compulsory steroid olympics would be great tv.

i like how the fat people are trying to end this thread by trying their hardest to make it argumentative and unfunny. shenanigans imo

It would legit be the only variant of the Olympic games I'd actually watch. I loved it when the wheelchair paralympians would put tacks on their seats because they couldn't feel them, but had the same adrenal reaction so they'd essentially hulk out for none of the drawbacks. Talk about taking a lovely life situation and just making the loving best out of it.

Way better than loving around with your blood like Lance Armstrong.

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Jul 22, 2014

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Command Ant posted:

Not saying this to defend her, but if you have a weight loss ward in your hospital, maybe you should have a talk with whoever runs the snack cart about staying away from it.

When an unstoppable snack cart meets an immobile fat.

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Jul 22, 2014

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Bum the Sad posted:

I don't understand how fat people are ok with making GBS threads so much. I was on a cruise recently where I reckon I ate as much as a smaller fat would and Jesus pooping three times a day was obnoxious. I mean I guess it doesn't matter when you just poo poo yourself then roll over in your side while some one scrubs the feces off you while you continue to eat your chicken bucket. But still.

What a delightful image.

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Jul 22, 2014

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runupon cracker posted:

^^^ you gonna love dis den


Yeah, when I was a fat bastard, I was on the shitter at least twice a day, and usually 20+ minutes each. It was, as you suggest, loving horrible. It was always soft and quite often that really sticky poo poo that takes forever to clean out. I bought baby wipes to help with that, but it was still gross and annoying as hell. When I lost a bunch of weight, something truly magical happened: my poo poo firmed up, stopped being sticky, and far less frequent. Nowadays I have a poo poo once every two to three days and they take less than five minutes. Sometimes I wipe and the TP comes away clean on the first stroke. It's seriously the best unexpected side effect of losing weight.

Well that's my poo poo story, thanks for reading

Two to three days? gently caress. I feel like the day is already bad if I don't have my morning dump. I'm not fat or anything, but that morning dump is my daily routine and sees me through to the next morning.

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Jul 22, 2014

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Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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I have honestly dropped 4lbs since this thread started. Combination of being reminded I could stand to lose a few pounds and not wanting to end up a bitter fat poo poo on the Internet moaning on a comedy forum about fat shaming.

IT WORKS GODDAMMIT.

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Jul 22, 2014

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oldpainless posted:

I have gained half a pound for every post in this thread.

Have you developed your own gravitational field yet?

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Jul 22, 2014

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Carmant posted:

Hey guess what you can be fat and still run as long as you're healthy and in shape.. hopethishelps dude

'Running' to the nearest McDonalds because you heard they're doing the McRib again doesn't count. We're talking recreational running.

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Jul 22, 2014

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Carmant posted:

Oh wow a joke about mcdonalds. That's really clever and original :kiddo:

We're making fun of fats, it's the bedrock of easy comedy so knocking originality is pretty redundant, don'tcha think?

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Jul 22, 2014

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Darth123123 posted:

Funny jokes always have a nugget of truth.

Is it a chicken nugget?

I know that isn't clever or original but given this train wreck of a thread who really gives a gently caress.

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Jul 22, 2014

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Darth123123 posted:

:thejoke: lame but hey

Eh, just got to get it out of my system.

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Jul 22, 2014

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Bottom line, being fat is bad for your health. If you can't accept that and work to reduce the risk it poses to your health you're a loving moron. Nobody else really has the 'right' to comment on your being a fat tub of lard, but hey, it comes with the territory. If you live a lovely, unexamined life, expect other people to examine it on your behalf.

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