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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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BBW

porn snipe:synpa:

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Why does this post take me back to your post?

Gaunab posted:
SSBBW is one of the most popular types of porn

What's the SS? That's how they name ships so it must be hilarious.
# ? Sep 13, 2016 6:54 PM

I wanted to follow the funny. Maybe I'm fat

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Not a bbw sorry. Cheese curds are a disqualifier

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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I've seen this before, still good

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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GORDON posted:

I wish all diseases were voluntary like obesity and drug addiction.

:same:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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gently caress the mods posted:

you can always tell when the fat is about to speak because they un mute their mic and you start to hear their mouth breathing

I have a bad headset ok?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Dukberry posted:

microagressions are a thing but fat people don't experience them bc nothing they experience is micro

Lol

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Enemy Ace posted:

Fat people smell bad and are visually offensive.

True all around. Counterpoint goons.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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The_end posted:

I count myself in this category.
I also blame them for some post traumatic stress related to lifting fat rolls and cleaning out the funk. I have found everything from a TV remote to an unopened oatmeal cake. The patient wanted to eat the cake after it had been under a roll for an unknown amount of time. I will see a fat person in public and feel nauseated.

There we go.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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Carmant posted:

Youre a sad, sad person

Post your healthy pic.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Carmant posted:

Seems like this is a common thing amongst extremely retarded failgoons.

Can I see what you look like? I bet I'd be attracted to you.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Carmant posted:

You're not, there's nothing wrong with being fat

Your just baiting now. Either post your pic or close the reverse troll thread IMO.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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LethalGeek posted:

They still bitch about it in the real world. Though the problem is they aren't making the connection with stuff like "man my back/feet always hurts" "can't sleep" *is 80lbs over weight, doesn't exercise, etc*

My dad has sleep apnea and two total knees. Still won't lose weight. Well since he had two knees he has somewhat of an excuse but lives within 1 block of a pool. Sad. We've talked many times.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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The_end posted:

When I was a paramedic we had a frequent flier that was about 800lbs. She had a full sized refrigerator next to her bed and her grandchildren fed her cookies like an animal at the petting zoo.

My brother is a firefighter and says they have "special" equipment to move them. Lol just part of accepting their lifestyle. And costs we have to subsidize

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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LethalGeek posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2008/mar/19/japan

The japanese tell those people to get their poo poo together :lol:

Wait a penalty for anything over a 33 inch waist? :wow:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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Fat Shat Sings posted:

heroin addicts have a physiological dependence on and severe withdrawal from heroin.

Nobody is addicted to cake and pie. People can just put down the fork, and telling each individual person to do that is better than telling them they are beautfiul and running in circles trying to blame wages and hours of sleep for why someone doesn't just stop shoving fistfuls of food in their loving mouth


So many people are failing at it now due to advances in lovely food technology, making it easier for people with less and less willpower to get fat. Combined with a sedentary lifestyle (internet/gaming/entertainment) which has eliminated the forced movement anyone in less advanced times had to do to accomplish tasks.

That and since the green revolution the world's population has doubled, meaning there are more people to get fat to be more visible.

We probably always had this lovely willpower and lazyness, it just was never this easy to get fat in the entirety of human history so rather than do any kind of work at all people will just cry about food deserts, their free time, their sleep, their mentality, societies view of them, whatever else.


That's the only thing people can actually do, and even this isn't happening as much as it should due to body positivity, fat acceptance and all that garbage that enables people to drag the entire species down due to being overinflated bags of concentrated calories because apparently everyone but them is stuffing fistfuls of food in their mouths.

Being fat is luckily one of the ailments of your life, and society, that can simply just be changed. Just stop loving eating so much. Stop it.

We will always shake our fists and shout to the skies about poverty, world hunger, disease, inequality and whatever other societal issues exist. But being a fat rear end is entirely curable.

Exercise is free man

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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Germstore posted:

despite having fast food and long hours and all the bullshit we have the japanese aren't fat because they're more collectivist so when the rest of society tells them to stop being lard asses they stop being lard asses instead of screaming "I eat what I want" and shoving another fried pie in their face.

Tempura will catch up on you. Lol a fatty having sushi

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Germstore posted:

No they aren't. They reversed course. They're obesity crisis is literally over. Britain is very culturally similar to the US and I assume Mexico learned it from watching us (and their soda is better).

What? I thought Mexico was really fat now.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Guy Goodbody posted:

Plus smaller portions, city designs that encourages walking and bicycling, and a MUCH stronger food culture of cooking at home and using fresh ingredients

This sounds like your saying fats are glutinous and lazy.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Carmant posted:

Going to pop on over to the store to get a delicious frozen coke. Only 75 cents for 52 oz. Its a great way to cool down and relax after a long hard day. Its nice not having to count calories. You know what they say, treat yo self :)

Stop. This is for us now. You've ran your course. Unless you post a pic of your fat blubber belly. Which won't happen bc ur fat and embarrassed. Shamed you might say.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Fats don't like empty platitudes or plates.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Guy Goodbody posted:

There's a magazine for fat women fashion in Japan called La Farfa

edit: here's a link to their Instagram if you want pictures of overweight Japanese women

https://www.instagram.com/lafarfa.official/

5k followers?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Carmant posted:

They should really have more, I'll probably give them a follow.

Shocking a fat goon loves fat waifu

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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My friends gym does the full Extreme work out poo poo with diet and excersie. Then there's cheat day. I'm like friend don't do that as you'd probably accomplish your goal faster and learn to maintain a healthier diet for the long term. Don't eat 3 pizzas and a gallon of double mocha choco ice cream on cheat day is my advice. Cheat days are weak minded bs

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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runupon cracker posted:

Labels lie, in some cases by 25%, which can mean the difference between losing weight and gaining weight.

You're much better off simply not eating foods that require labels... you'll never find one potato that has 25% more calories by weight than another potato of the same variety.

Is this how SA developed this symbiosis with that body building site?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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RGBRIOT posted:

I was a fat gently caress at the time, and my mom periodically hooked me up with food... So ok not literally sub 1k everyday.

Lol

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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Carmant posted:

Youve got to do more than that for two pizzas. I do 10k per pizza or pizza equivalent

Lol you can't walk 1k fatty

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Carmant posted:

Oh wow a joke about mcdonalds. That's really clever and original :kiddo:

Funny jokes always have a nugget of truth.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Theophany posted:

Is it a chicken nugget?

I know that isn't clever or original but given this train wreck of a thread who really gives a gently caress.

:thejoke: lame but hey

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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Carmant posted:

People die at age 79 instead of age 81.. poo poo what are we gonna do

What category of obesity do you fit in by the NIH scale? Is there a 4?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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Panfilo posted:

I think people bash fat people to feel better about being poors.

Wait, you just said it was because their black or something. I'm losing track now.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Fat is a trans racial, trans economic, and trans gender issue that offends my visual senses.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Panfilo posted:

The cure for this is empathy.

I don't need a cure, fats do. Wtf man.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

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But why am I racist?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Panfilo posted:

A profound need to rationalize your own poor financial economic and educational decisions by finding a convenient scapegoat probably. But it's ok, I can empathize with people insecure to the point of being poo poo posters.

But I'm neither :shrug: I'm beginning to doubt your opinions....








Fatty

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Germstore posted:

I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be hard to link anything SA traditionally laughs at with a marginalized group.

"They make fun of furries as if it's easy to take your brain medication and stop banging dudes in the Marriott bathroom while wearing a shag rug."

Making fun of anime? You know a disproportionate amount of african americans like anime.

I'd put money on a disproportionate amount of minorities hating anime.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Panfilo posted:

I'd put money in a disproportionate amount of minorities lacking the privilege to have time to sperg about it one way or another.

Are they all poor and working the fields or what?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Germstore posted:

black people loving love anime. no joke.

I lost money on the internets. But yeah I've seen some, but like...a minority of furries, anime, and MLp fans. I need to woke.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Panfilo posted:

The criticisms are the same, the the same zero effort poo poo posts applied: "Why don't they do xyz? Its so easy!" I mean, sure, it's so easy. Just like it's so easy to not be in debt (don't spend beyond your means) or be gainfully employed (put effort into getting a job).

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