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Fairly simple query. Who would win a no holds barred fight to the death? Brock Lesnar, or an orangutang. I'm leaning toward Brock Lesnar myself. On the one hand, you have trained to fight MMA/amateur wrestler/WWE circus freak Brock Lesnar  On the other, you have some mangy dumbass animal who will pee in his own mouth for the heck of it when the mood strikes  I'm sure some of you jokesters will say orangutang but it seems obvious to me Brock would murder that dumb ape fairly quickly.
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jonathan posted:google says they're 7x stronger than an average man, so I'd estimate they're 3x stronger than brock. The parameters of this match-up isn't a fit ape, its the slovenly ape in the OP.
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The one in the OP is mangy, and probably time for him to get put to sleep. I am pretty sure Brock could take him. What a time it must have been to be in the Roman Empire era where you could probably see that kind of thing. And then die of some easily curable illness in your 20s or 30s also.
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ElGroucho posted:Lesnar couldn't even defeat my fellow Mexican primate Cain Velasquez, so an orangutan would rip a hole in Lesnar's belly and pull out his hosed up intestines with minimal effort. Yeah, but he also ended the Undertaker's undefeated streak at Wrestlemania XXX, so check and mate half-dead obese orangutang. 
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Sep 13, 2016 20:36
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Half this thread after Brock defeats the half-dead gorilla:
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