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I got food poisoning from a chicken kebab and spent the entire night making GBS threads diarrhea and vomiting up any liquids I tried to drink at the same time, and I was so weak I would just puke on my feet right in front of the toilet, but I didn't care, I just wanted to die
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One sentence: puked for 5 days straight and my piss was orange
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Sep 13, 2016 15:01
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I registered for a somethingawful forums account.
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Sep 13, 2016 15:02
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Real sick.
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Sep 13, 2016 15:02
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Really, really sick
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Sep 13, 2016 15:05
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I once had period cramps so bad that I spent the entire day vomiting in bed, and when the pain abruptly stopped for a couple of seconds, I was pretty sure I had died
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Sep 13, 2016 15:07
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I was like a slightly healthier version of Hilary Clinton
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Sep 13, 2016 15:07
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I had to strategically position myself so I could poo poo and puke at the same time without getting any on the floor while retching so hard I sounded like a TIE Fighter.
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Sep 13, 2016 15:07
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the one time after i banged your mom, op
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Sep 13, 2016 15:09
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720 tailwhip while smoking a fat blunt and flipping off my dad
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Sep 13, 2016 15:09
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Dysentery.
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Sep 13, 2016 15:16
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A seven year old with a 107 degree temp laying in a hospital bed with my family sitting around me. mononucleosis, appendecitis, and pneumonia all at once
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Sep 13, 2016 15:17
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Solice Kirsk posted:A seven year old with a 107 degree temp laying in a hospital bed with my family sitting around me. also first degree being a bitch
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Sep 13, 2016 15:17
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Well I was 7 soooooo yeah?
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Sep 13, 2016 15:20
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proof of concept posted:720 tailwhip while smoking a fat blunt and flipping off my dad woot
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Sep 13, 2016 15:26
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lffg88WDRg
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Sep 13, 2016 15:26
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I was bed ridden for a long weekend and only had the strength to use the toilet myself and drink glasses of water someone else had to get for me. Best part is thought I can't even remember and I only know because my mother told me about it. I was 17 too so what the hell is wrong with my memory?
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Sep 13, 2016 15:30
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Projectile vomited all over myself in an airport immediately before a 9 hour flight to London.
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Sep 13, 2016 15:35
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dengue fever.
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Sep 13, 2016 15:35
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I got one of those late 00s superflus and spent a week puking on walls.
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Sep 13, 2016 15:37
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Abscess swelled my throat so much I almost choked.
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Sep 13, 2016 15:40
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I'm currently making GBS threads chocolate water out of my rear end in a top hat. it burns
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Sep 13, 2016 15:41
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Left a container of sushi out of the fridge overnight, thought it still looked alright, welp.
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Sep 13, 2016 15:42
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I wasn't as sick as Brad
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Sep 13, 2016 15:45
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Being unable to pee for several days
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Sep 13, 2016 15:45
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My heart rate exceeded 250 bpm and I required multiple adenosine injections to slow it down so I didn't die.
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Sep 13, 2016 15:47
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I spent pretty much my entire senior year of college eating about three bites of food per meal followed by stomach pains and chills, culminating in ER visits every 2-3 months for extreme gastrointestinal distress and dehydration.
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Sep 13, 2016 15:52
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I'm a zika baby.
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Sep 13, 2016 15:54
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HereComesEverybody posted:I spent pretty much my entire senior year of college eating about three bites of food per meal followed by stomach pains and chills, culminating in ER visits every 2-3 months for extreme gastrointestinal distress and dehydration. Goons warned you about going to McDonalds idiot everyone knows if you eat fast food you immediately get food poisoning forever.
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Sep 13, 2016 15:54
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Wow is literally every goons worst sick day a day where they vomited and poo poo all over themselves? Jesus Christ, my worst sickness was Lyme disease and it made me feel tired all the time for like a week.
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Sep 13, 2016 15:55
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Surprise, Labyrinthitis on my 40th birthday with vertigo so severe I literally could not walk or stand upright for about a week.
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Sep 13, 2016 15:57
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pancreatitis and pneumonia at once as an 8 year old, i nearly died because the hospital couldnt figure out wtf was wrong until my doc had a house moment and did the right blood test
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Sep 13, 2016 15:58
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A month-long escapade that started with a week of pneumonia that weakened my immune system so bad I got the flu, which kept me so weak and helpless that once that got better the pneumonia came back for another two weeks.
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Sep 13, 2016 16:03
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a little sick
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Sep 13, 2016 16:06
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Had a lower GI bleed so I was vomiting/crapping blood for days. Had kidney stones. Had sex with the OP's mom.
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Sep 13, 2016 16:12
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Teikanmi posted:I got food poisoning from a chicken kebab and spent the entire night making GBS threads diarrhea and vomiting up any liquids I tried to drink at the same time, and I was so weak I would just puke on my feet right in front of the toilet, but I didn't care, I just wanted to die Food poisoning EASILY takes 1st place for me. Absolute poo poo puke misery. I want to fight people that complain about a stomach bug like it's food poisoning also. They don't know, man. They weren't there.
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Sep 13, 2016 16:15
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After twelve hours vomiting and diarrhea, I fell asleep for several hours on the bathroom floor with pants round my ankles and a toilet roll as a pillow because I lacked the energy to do anything else.
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Sep 13, 2016 16:15
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Fever dreaming raping my panda bear-like roommate from years previous.
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Sep 13, 2016 16:16
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threw up so much i almost died of dehydration
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Sep 13, 2016 16:19
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I died.
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