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Wow is literally every goons worst sick day a day where they vomited and poo poo all over themselves? Jesus Christ, my worst sickness was Lyme disease and it made me feel tired all the time for like a week.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 15:55 |
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# ¿ May 18, 2024 16:15 |
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I poo poo myself and then after seeing the poo poo I puked all over myself then slipped on my puke and hurt my tailbone which made me poo poo even more and then I even pissed a little bit too while puking and making GBS threads and then my nipples started lactating and I got really horny so I started rubbing poo poo and vomit all over my dick and then came and peed all over myself and puked and poo poo and vomit and puss and piss and jizz and oval office. I'm just your average sick goon.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 17:00 |
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Zorodius posted:The guy at the ER joked that they were going to run out of vomit basins for me. haha that's Jerry for ya, what a card
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 17:19 |
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Any time I get sick I just erupt with vomit and diarrhea. I'll just be sitting at my desk, sneeze, and suddenly a torrent of vomit and diarrhea spray out of my pores.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 18:35 |
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I vomited so hard my intestines flew out of my mouth and I had to slurp them back in like spaghetti.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 20:04 |
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Got heat stroke in the middle of a 9/11 rally and my handlers had to shove me into a van.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 20:35 |
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3 pages of diarrhea, vomit, and fever dreams. I think this thread is making me sick
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2016 01:31 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:Lost all interest in the forums. Yes but did you erupt into a fountain of poo poo and vomit? This is the poo poo and vomit thread.
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2016 05:05 |
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# ¿ May 18, 2024 16:15 |
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Ok well come back once you've poo poo and vomited all over yourself.
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2016 05:09 |