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Ireland is a strange country, the country I am from. It is a bad country that has no idea how to handle itself with regards to both local and global affairs. Recently, in the pursuit of some sort of impish dare it dripped its toes into the holy sacrament to shake the stilled waters of Christs domain by legalizing gay marriage. After quickly scurrying back behind the walls of tradition the post-gay marriage vote nation made sure to follow up and cover its bases by not tackling any of the general harassment and queer bashing that goes on around the rest of the country, and it's still safe to beat a weird lookin' queer to within an inch of his life in rural communities. It's fine the homos want to get married, I just don't want to see them anywhere near me. loving dirty queers. But seeing as God himself who, according to my local Priest, chose Ireland specifically as his bed rest on Sunday did NOT immediately turn the nation to ash when we went against his divine law and let the faggots marry, we have continued to tread gingerly down the path of atheistic trespass. It is well known that God punished Ireland with the potato famine because one Barry O'Connor (34) from Co. Cavan didn't go to confession on a particularly fine Wednesday evening on the 5th of may in the year 1823 opting instead in favour of 'Having a sup of whiskey.' In line with the continued meddling in the affairs of the LORD, the various rising flotsam of sinners that now infest this Ireland have picked a new way to sneer in the face of God who rests in the High Heavens: Putting chocolate inside of potatoes.  Will you be visiting Ireland to try our new national delicacy?
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Sep 13, 2016 15:23
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Triggered.
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Sep 13, 2016 15:26
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For gently caress's sakes
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Sep 13, 2016 15:27
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I'd say that idea is an abortion but I don't think your nation allows those.
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Sep 13, 2016 15:28
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This doesn't even sound good.Naerasa posted:I'd say that idea is an abortion but I don't think your nation allows those. 
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Sep 13, 2016 15:29
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Naerasa posted:I'd say that idea is an abortion but I don't think your nation allows those. Not sure if you got the memo but a pre-cognitive cluster of formative tissue is worth as much to the Irish state as a functional adult Woman, and we have proof to that effect*. *God said so.
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Sep 13, 2016 15:31
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How did they get the chocolate inside the potato? Magicians? I mean, if they cut it in half to scoop out the insides then surely it's going to fall apart when you try to cook it?
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Sep 13, 2016 15:35
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Who has these ideas? are they dead yet?
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Sep 13, 2016 15:35
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Feckin' Jesus. What's next?
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Sep 13, 2016 15:36
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the island nation of drunk peasants makes dumbass collective decisions, better stop the presses this is news that people need to know!
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Sep 13, 2016 15:39
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Naerasa posted:I'd say that idea is an abortion but I don't think your nation allows those.
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Sep 13, 2016 15:42
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error1 posted:How did they get the chocolate inside the potato? Magicians?
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Sep 13, 2016 15:44
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Idaho does not know this particular form of torture.
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Sep 13, 2016 15:48
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*drives tank through park in 1920s and kills tens of civilians* im helping and the good guy hi im the IRA
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Sep 13, 2016 15:49
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Naerasa posted:I'd say that idea is an abortion but I don't think your nation allows those. 
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Sep 13, 2016 15:50
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Buttmeister posted:*drives tank through park in 1920s and kills tens of civilians* What is the deal with the IRA not being bad guys in American media? Like I watched Burn Notice and Fiona is ex-IRA and blows up Miami constantly and I was like wtf why is she the good guy she's literally a terrorist from an organisation that killed more people than the 9/11 attacks
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Sep 13, 2016 15:53
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My Granny made these for us all the time when we were kids, had a special spud-corer and everything, she always said they were a Leitrim thing.
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Sep 13, 2016 15:54
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Man, seeing that chocolate filled potato just pisses me the gently caress off.
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Sep 13, 2016 15:55
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Buttmeister posted:*drives tank through park in 1920s and kills tens of civilians* The tank was British, not Irish.
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Sep 13, 2016 15:57
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Wow I didn't know the Irish were so whiny
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Sep 13, 2016 15:57
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Professor Shark posted:Wow I didn't know the Irish were so whiny
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Sep 13, 2016 15:58
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happyhippy posted:The tank was British, not Irish. ok sorry didnt realize the brits were as retarded as the irish
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Sep 13, 2016 15:59
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If that potato shell was cubed up and fried tater tot fashion I would be all over that.
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Sep 13, 2016 15:59
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what is up with british authority figures just straight up killing their citizen dudes when they get mad lmbo
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Sep 13, 2016 16:00
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Buttmeister posted:ok sorry didnt realize the brits were as retarded as the irish The drink makes us retarded. Centuries of royal inbreeding makes the Brits retarded.
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Sep 13, 2016 16:01
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ireland is a lovely country full of drunk idiots, but this is the first time i've ever felt sorry for them.
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Sep 13, 2016 16:05
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Quote-Unquote posted:What is the deal with the IRA not being bad guys in American media? People in the US love to pretend to be Irish (gently caress knows why) - see St. Patrick's Day. Idgi either, I'm not Irish and i don't want to pretend to be
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Sep 13, 2016 16:05
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do irelanders call weed "the dank"
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Sep 13, 2016 16:05
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Captain Yossarian posted:People in the US love to pretend to be Irish (gently caress knows why) - see St. Patrick's Day. Idgi either, I'm not Irish and i don't want to pretend to be Even Irish people pretend they're not Irish but being dumb as gently caress, drunk and ginger normally outs them.
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Sep 13, 2016 16:08
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I'm real sorry you put effort into that OP dude because "Tesco" posted:According to Tesco the New potatoes are delicious milk chocolate ganache smothered in white chocolate made by Lir Chocolate.
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Sep 13, 2016 16:08
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imagine if it was called the emerald island because it was covered in weed haha oh man
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Sep 13, 2016 16:09
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i'm 1/4 irish but i don't pretend that it means anything. poo poo, every white person in the us except for maybe the most precious of blue bloods has some irish in them.
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Sep 13, 2016 16:09
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Scudworth posted:I'm real sorry you put effort into that OP dude because that's still tragic as gently caress, dude. they love potatoes so much that they make non-potato foods to resemble potatoes.
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Sep 13, 2016 16:11
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are they just wrapped in fondant to look like potatoes? still gross also there is an e in potatoe
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Sep 13, 2016 16:11
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Buttmeister posted:what is up with british authority figures just straight up killing their citizen dudes when they get mad lmbo
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Sep 13, 2016 16:12
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Serious Frolicking posted:i'm 1/4 irish but i don't pretend that it means anything. poo poo, every white person in the us except for maybe the most precious of blue bloods has some irish in them. Your mom has some Irish in her 
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Sep 13, 2016 16:12
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Buttmeister posted:do irelanders call weed "the dank" No, its normally called 'haís' or 'an tábac bhfuaici"
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Sep 13, 2016 16:12
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Theophany posted:Your mom has some Irish in her from her mom's side, yeah. no one actually fucks ethnic irish though, since they are subhuman troglodytes.
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Sep 13, 2016 16:13
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though i guess i could be wrong about that because that describes your mom pretty well and she always has a cock or six in her.
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Sep 13, 2016 16:14
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i dated an irish girl and her gramma lived with her and her gramma was 90 and senile and only spoke gaelic and i would go to the house and it was like having demons screaming at me and all around me
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Sep 13, 2016 16:14
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