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Tumbleweed slowly blows by. What happens next?
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:31 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 23:54 |
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I take a hit of weed
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:31 |
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the tumbleweed blows past gary cooper. he looks up again and sees the clock....it's one minute til' high noon.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:34 |
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i pull up my panties before the rest can escape
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:37 |
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I vote 1 and reasses my opinion of KoB
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:38 |
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I saw a tumbleweed once, it just kept on going like I wasn't even there. It was extremely rude.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:40 |
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*a mysterious lamp sales man comes into town on a weathered wagon*
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:41 |
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Smash it Smash hit posted:*a mysterious lamp sales man comes into town on a weathered wagon* Oh poo poo
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:41 |
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suddenly dreaded sand witches appear mmmmmmmm sandwiches
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:42 |
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King of Bees posted:Oh poo poo *begins setting up table outside of the saloon* *looks around* Looks like this place could, lighten up
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:43 |
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Ryoshi posted:suddenly What kind of sand whitches?
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:46 |
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Preparing thine self for the sea of tumbler weeds proceeding.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:48 |
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personable decorum posted:Preparing thine self for the sea of tumbler weeds proceeding. We shall dine in heck!
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:48 |
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i began to piss
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:49 |
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Smash it Smash hit posted:We shall dine in heck! h3h3
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:50 |
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I log out of something awful forums
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:50 |
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It feels like a mild earthquake just happened. What do we do?
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:51 |
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I take a hit of weed
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:52 |
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AugmentedVision posted:I take a hit of weed I hope weed doesn't make you paranoid like some people.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:54 |
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I'd grab my skateboard and when the sidewalk in front of me crumples up I'll ramp it and do an ollie
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:54 |
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Smash it Smash hit posted:*a mysterious lamp sales man comes into town on a weathered wagon* lol
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:56 |
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criscodisco posted:I'd grab my skateboard and when the sidewalk in front of me crumples up I'll ramp it and do an ollie As you do a sick kick flip you see something weird in the chasm below you. Possibly wormlike
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:57 |
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Smash it Smash hit posted:*begins setting up table outside of the saloon* We don't accept city boy witchcraft here, boy!
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:58 |
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shoophobo posted:i began to piss GIVE IT TO ME BABY
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:59 |
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Reckon I cus up a storm at stray tumbleweeds. Stay in one place dangit.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 20:59 |
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LT56 posted:GIVE IT TO ME BABY As you two do golden showers in privacy of your own home there's a smash through the glass of your downstairs patio door
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 21:01 |
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*lights go out due to earth quAke* *looks at distraught towns people* Heh. Need a light?
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 21:03 |
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Rod Stewart's "Hot Legs" blares over the emergency signals.
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 21:06 |
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I take a hit of weed
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 21:07 |
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I take a hit of farts
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 21:09 |
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A line of cracks in the earth moves toward the light vendor
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 21:10 |
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King of Bees posted:A line of cracks in the earth moves toward the light vendor Uh oh things are looking pretty dim
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 21:10 |
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holy poo poo here comes a giant tsunami of billions of tumbleweeds auguuguuuuuhg
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 21:12 |
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Smash it Smash hit posted:*begins setting up table outside of the saloon* a gang of toughs pushes their way roughly through the saloon's swinging doors, itching for a fight. "a lamp salesmen, eh?" a huge man, ill-kempt and reeking of booze, takes a mighty draught off a bottle of whiskey and then smashes it against the wall, leaving a shiv of sharpened glass. "knock his fuckin lights out!"
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 21:14 |
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also i take a hit of weed
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 21:15 |
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King of Bees posted:As you two do golden showers in privacy of your own home there's a smash through the glass of your downstairs patio door ~ And peace be onto your broken windows as well ~
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 21:16 |
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MiracleWhale posted:a gang of toughs pushes their way roughly through the saloon's swinging doors, itching for a fight. "a lamp salesmen, eh?" a huge man, ill-kempt and reeking of booze, takes a mighty draught off a bottle of whiskey and then smashes it against the wall, leaving a shiv of sharpened glass. "knock his fuckin lights out!" Look at all these rough necks throwing me.... Shade
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 21:18 |
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*tumbleweed blows by* *spaghetti western music quietly plays* *walks slowly into bar and looks at piano player* *takes a long cigarette drag and looks up and screams* IIII AAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM GAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 21:21 |
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The toughs scuffle with the lamp guy, breaking all his lampshades. A "tremor" knocks over the his lampshades cart and everyone is stunned
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 21:22 |
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Chinatown posted:*tumbleweed blows by* Is it okay man we will help you LOL? *slits wrists*
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# ? Sep 13, 2016 21:23 |