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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
A man on a roof top about forty yards waves at you desperately

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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Sorry meant forty acres

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


a shifty businessman with a waistcoat and a pencil-thin mustache pushes down on a plunger and hidden explosives detonate all over town. in an instant a fiery conflagration has consumed every wooden structure in sight. the business walks slowly across the dusty main street, now covered in rubble, and rocks a smoke-blackened lamp bulb under the toe of his patent leather shoe.

"this territory ain't big enough for *two* lamp salesman", he says, loud enough to ensure any survivors will hear and spread the word. he bears down on the bulb with slowly increasing pressure until it shatters with a crack into a dozen useless shards of glass.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


i take another hit of weed

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
How are my Lamps lookin?

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Smash it Smash hit posted:

How are my Lamps lookin?

<chuckles and shakes head> what lamps?

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