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How will it end?
Hail of gunfire
Fiery crash
Peaceful surrender
Driver cucked to death
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Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

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http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Authorities-Pursue-Big-Rig-in-Inland-Empire-393293151.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mVdB-2rvuM

Ground floor, watch LAPD murder someone on Facebook Live. Place your bets now on how many bullets the coroner pulls out of the corpse!

UPDATES
15:50EST - Trailer contains radioactive material
15:55EST - Fox news anchor jerking off over having 50,000 viewers on facebook live
15:59EST - 60,000 facebook live viewers, anchor orgasms
16:02EST - The average big rig has twin 100 gallon tanks - average 7-8 mpg, so the epicenter of the blast could be anywhere between LA and the Mississippi River
16:03EST - Suspect carefully went though intersection. Not every day we see something like this folks
16:06EST - Anchors are reading tweets live on air with zero vetting process
16:09EST - The driver made a u-turn, what a "turn" of events! Viewer discretion advised!
16:10EST - Anchor identified as Mike Pache
16:12EST - Anchor confirms we have AT LEAST 3 police units trailing the big rig
16:13EST - Anchor suspects the driver may have known how long the gas tank would last, as though the truck driver has... some sort of history with driving a truck
16:17EST - 100,000 facebook live viewers as far as South Africa. Anchor pulling up google maps to get a rough distance from California to Mexico
16:22EST - #BIGRIGRACE
16:40EST - HAIL OF GUNFIRE OH HOLY poo poo
16:42EST - OFFICER DOWN
16:45EST - SUSPECT LAYING FACE DOWN IN POOL OF ORGANS
16:52EST - SUSPECT IS DEAD

Dignity Van Houten fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Sep 13, 2016

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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
That link doesn't display any high speed chases you loving OP.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
How does anyone possibly think they are going to get away in an 18 wheeler?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Someone said they have radioactive material in that truck, glad I don't live in LA.

www
Aug 4, 2010

watching a truck drive down the highway for 2 hours

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Kuato posted:

Someone said they have radioactive material in that truck, glad I don't live in LA.

The driver spoke with CHP officials on the phone and said he “didn’t want to go back to jail,” authorities said.

The chase was ongoing as of 12:10 p.m.

A logo on the side of the big rig cab and its trailer indicated it belongs to ACT Enviro. The company disposes hazardous waste, according to its website.

Beer Hall Putz
Sep 10, 2005

Unpleasent snacking
Anyone got any tips on getting some extra speed out of a truck? Asking for a friend.

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

FlimFlam Imam posted:

How does anyone possibly think they are going to get away in an 18 wheeler?

They just have to reverse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrSuZfSZ6m0

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
what happened with the chris brown thing???

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

www posted:

watching a truck drive down the highway for 2 hours

at a ridiculously low speed.

This must be world's slowest car chase in automotive history!

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015
This new remake of "GTA San Andreas" is rather disappointing.

plehsistential
Jan 29, 2012

death to all avatar havers
this news anchor narrator dickhead is the loving worst

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
im glad that guy shut up

e: oh god his bitchmouf cranked back up

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

plehsistential posted:

this news anchor narrator dickhead is the loving worst

when he was describing the hypothetical scenario of you the viewer being at work tomorrow and not knowing how the big rig incident ended if you turn the channel i felt like i was in the movie idiocracy

'shoulda hit that like button, that subscribe button, and you'd know what everyone is talking about! its the stolen big rig! someone just made a handle called 'stolen big rig' on twitter, haha! vote in the comments: will he run out of gas or die in an accident?'

LT56
Sep 9, 2016

by Smythe

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

what happened with the chris brown thing???

He got brained against a concrete wall in jail while taking a piss probably.What a n00bie.

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

extra stout posted:

when he was describing the hypothetical scenario of you the viewer being at work tomorrow and not knowing how the big rig incident ended if you turn the channel i felt like i was in the movie idiocracy

'shoulda hit that like button, that subscribe button, and you'd know what everyone is talking about! its the stolen big rig! someone just made a handle called 'stolen big rig' on twitter, haha! vote in the comments: will he run out of gas or die in an accident?'

Yeah, he's the only reason I'm still watching this. The car chase is boring, but this guy is beyond satire. This could be a little segment from a show like "Rick and Morty". He's moronic enough to be unwillingly hilarious.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
While BAF, this does raise some interesting questions.

Since the driver isn't speeding or being a danger to others, what possible force continuum could they use to stop him?

Basically just follow the rear end in a top hat until he runs out of gas?

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Kuato posted:

Someone said they have radioactive material in that truck, glad I don't live in LA.

Yeah the company name on the truck is ACT:
http://www.actenviro.com/

They even have a bulletin on their website that one of their trucks was stolen. They claim it was stolen last night, no less. But no notice as far as I can see about what the truck might be hauling.

tsaofen
May 20, 2009
Is it just me or do these extended chase things only happen in California?

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

quote:

It's hard to turn away... It's hard to *giggles*

The trucker, I mean the suspect, though he could actually be a trucker!

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
It's me, I'm the toxic load

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
he is going to escape this chase, right?

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Ibogaine posted:

Yeah, he's the only reason I'm still watching this. The car chase is boring, but this guy is beyond satire. This could be a little segment from a show like "Rick and Morty". He's moronic enough to be unwillingly hilarious.

it just got better, they put a female journalist on with him who actually somewhat cares about information, and he's stuttering about how he doesn't know anything, and she's finishing his sentences

he got tired of that so he went back to radio DJ mode with the ranting about how exciting it is

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ROFLburger posted:

he is going to escape this chase, right?

He's trying to find a pay and spray.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
jesus this commentary is painful

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015
Oh, my god, I thought this was some guy at his computer, commenting on the footage...

But this is actually a professional rolling news guy, right?

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
God that area of cali looks like poo poo.

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015
From the description of the "Live: Big Rig Police Chase" stream:

quote:

Brought to you by Desert Diamond: http://ddcaz.com

The car chase is brought to you by a loving casino! What a gamble!

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Ibogaine posted:

Oh, my god, I thought this was some guy at his computer, commenting on the footage...

But this is actually a professional rolling news guy, right?

typically the 'internet stream crew' are the younger employees who are waiting to rank up, same was true of the 30 year old dude who did overnights doing 'the man in the tree' in seattle, loving telling people to snapchat him where they're from and good jokes and poo poo lmao

also the number of times this guy slows down or entirely stops and they don't put out the tirepoppers, i would guess the police either have confirmation this thing is filled up with some seriously nasty poo poo, or they have yet to identify what that particular company truck was carrying, so the cops are refusing to try and stop him to avoid blame if he does leak some nuclear sludge

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
I wish they scored this car chase stuff to Hungarian Peace Orchestra featuring CabbageLoaf and broadcast it for free on national syndicate TV

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Ibogaine posted:

Oh, my god, I thought this was some guy at his computer, commenting on the footage...

But this is actually a professional rolling news guy, right?

Yep it's that sad.

"It's not every day you see something like this." "It's not every day." "It's going slower!"

That said I hope he's a vigilante sent from the future to prevent that truck from delivering a Skynet component.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
This remake of Terminator 2 loving sucks.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

happyhippy posted:

This remake of Terminator 2 loving sucks.

:lol:

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

happyhippy posted:

This remake of Terminator 2 loving sucks.

:drat:

jamal
Apr 15, 2003

I'll set the building on fire
I like how despite knowing the approximate fuel tank capacity and mileage they have not been able to figure out how far the truck could go.

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Dat u-turn tho

Good Work You Get An HIV
Feb 22, 2016

Chick anchor is hot!@!!!

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





personally, I love the commentary

i am kiss u now
Dec 26, 2005


College Slice
This is all just a publicity stunt by Fox10 Phoenix for ratings :colbert:

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extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Jasjit Pabla posted:

Chick anchor is hot!@!!!

she just mentioned how the hillary clinton story was big 'until we got this story!!' so she'd better be hot enough to keep that job entirely based on her looks

also they read out a comment from twitter saying it summed up the story better than they could, give random people from twitter their jobs then imo

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