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How will it end?
Hail of gunfire
Fiery crash
Peaceful surrender
Driver cucked to death
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Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016

Pawn 17 posted:

personally, I love the commentary

"Like I woke up this morning Like, and am like, R u kidding me?!"

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Those glasses do not flatter her nose.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

extra stout posted:

she just mentioned how the hillary clinton story was big 'until we got this story!!' so she'd better be hot enough to keep that job entirely based on her looks

also they read out a comment from twitter saying it summed up the story better than they could, give random people from twitter their jobs then imo

They said they like the communal approach to news gathering :ussr:

this isn't the all american fox news i was promised! obummers america!!!

Good Work You Get An HIV
Feb 22, 2016

extra stout posted:

she just mentioned how the hillary clinton story was big 'until we got this story!!' so she'd better be hot enough to keep that job entirely based on her looks

also they read out a comment from twitter saying it summed up the story better than they could, give random people from twitter their jobs then imo

I'm hoping she keeps her job hot mama, although they are terrible at their jobs

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
OK, so we know that the guy driving the big rig is capable of driving big rigs. That's a clue.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
I appreciate that they're being 100% honest about how they love polices chases/standoffs solely for ratings.

"Well, it always seems that our choppers have to refuel right when the best stuff happens and we miss it!"

"Best stuff" presumably being when the drivers get shot.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

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Fat Shat Sings posted:

"Like I woke up this morning Like, and am like, R u kidding me?!"

"No, no, no free promotion for that other affiliate. Not gunna say who it is, but I'll give you a hint: I used to work there."

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Ok, zoom out, show the desolation, now zoom back in, cue music. DUN DUN DUN!

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Strategic Tea posted:

They said they like the communal approach to news gathering :ussr:

this isn't the all american fox news i was promised! obummers america!!!

to qualify for hillary's free college and health care you have to film at least one tragedy per semester on your cell phone and tap a button that forfeits any right to profit off it for the entertainment news

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
I like it when the chopper zooms out so get to see what a miserable loving shithole that place is

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

This is more like Slightly Upset Max tbh

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
There could be anything inside that truck! It could be a boat!

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

why is this ocmmentary so bad, holy gently caress

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
This had better end in a massive explosion to make up for listening to these people

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Worst, Maximum, Overdrive, remake, EVER!

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
So the truck could just be full of old cellphones and used hospital scrubs.

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

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Guy Goodbody posted:

So the truck could just be full of old cellphones and used hospital scrubs.

or NUCLEAR WASTE :toxx:

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

This is literally like the Anchorman chase scene where Will Ferrell just starts ad-libbing about what's going on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha7s7o7KDrM

LT56
Sep 9, 2016

by Smythe

935 posted:

or NUCLEAR WASTE :toxx:

is this like saying death to America or Allah Ackbar or ISIS is COOL on twitter now?

Beer Hall Putz
Sep 10, 2005

Unpleasent snacking
I hope he runs over a goon so that the forums are relevant again.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
escape from yucky valley

LT56
Sep 9, 2016

by Smythe
Lobo knows no man's highway as he drives a SkyPony™ brand air motorbike and has Nike Leather Bike Boots.

Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016

FuhrerHat posted:

why is this ocmmentary so bad, holy gently caress

The guy launching into his speech about how driving is tiring had a huge pause and I was like "Where is this guy going with this" and he seemed to have the exact same thought because he had to sit and think about it for like ten seconds, made no sense and he ended up just stammering out some poo poo about how driving takes concentration

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

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I'm waiting for the War Boys to show up in their off-road trucks. "WITNESS ME!!!"

Sophy Wackles fucked around with this message at 21:28 on Sep 13, 2016

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
"Here's my prediction, I'm Gay!"

ShawneeRotten
Jul 15, 2007

It's Charlie Sheen and Kristy Swanson in the front seat. The CHASE 2 is pretty boring without Henry Rollins as the CHP.

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.
"Anything's possible, Mike." :smugjones:

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnJgktUsmNg

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Just passed here

https://www.google.com/maps/place/K...!4d-116.5765412

Vain
Aug 1, 2005
Heading south, turns right. Yep that's east alright :downs:

Vain fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Sep 13, 2016

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
plot twist: big rig carrying load of white broncos

and OJ

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
lol loving cardinals what a bunch of idiots

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo
How is escape to Mexico not an option on the poll??

E: He's almost certainly headed here: http://www.cabazondinosaurs.com/

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

The Nards Pan posted:

How is escape to Mexico not an option on the poll??

Because the only thing you escape at the Titty Twister is your life

Huge Lady Pleaser
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up
Nap Ghost
He's pulling into the rest stop to take a quick nap. Just leave him be officers.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

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lol he is parking now

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
lol he's actually pulling gently into the parking space.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
HE'S PARKING! HE'S PARKING! PARKING RIGHT NOW!

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

individual865 posted:

"Anything's possible, Mike." :smugjones:

"Every minute that he's out there... uh... increases the chances of something bad happening".

The dangers of carefully driving 55 in the slow lane.

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reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
dudes probably been talking to the cops on CB any local goons thought to tune in a scanner?

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