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ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Step 1: remove yourself from the equation
Step 2: divide your time in half
Step 2: Break the rocks
Step 4: do not mastirbateever
Step 5: smoke week instead of going out
Step 6: read the book
Step 7: there is not step 7
Step 8: add yoursel back to your life
No longer an rear end in a top hat

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I'm sorry about your schizophrenia op.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
shut up op!!!!!

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I am not an rear end in a top hat, I am a HUMAN BEING

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
pretty good tips itt. got any more, op?

LT56
Sep 9, 2016

by Smythe
Pig Whistle. Buy Cucumbers more. If schizo flip the cards in such a way that it makes a pretty pattern on your holographic mental projection of your brain https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1EiYOsIZOE

Draw art that isn't as recycled as the last art. Or music. :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B5zsTLq9Uw

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Blazing Zero posted:

pretty good tips itt. got any more, op?

It is better to be idiot than dick

Boomzilla
Dec 2, 2007

I preface all of my declarative statements with maybe and end with a question mark and I drink constantly and I don't leave the house except to got to the liquor store and 7/11 and I never look at annyone in the eyes and I am a sweet boy that no one hates!

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Boomzilla posted:

I preface all of my declarative statements with maybe and end with a question mark and I drink constantly and I don't leave the house except to got to the liquor store and 7/11 and I never look at annyone in the eyes and I am a sweet boy that no one hates!

If you are always asking questions you are an rear end in a top hat. Don't ask questions, don't make assumptions

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
stop loving farting only assholes fart

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i don't think the op is the best person to give advice on not being an rear end in a top hat

Boomzilla
Dec 2, 2007

ethanol posted:

If you are always asking questions you are an rear end in a top hat. Don't ask questions, don't make assumptions

Maybe it's nice to give people options and not assert yourself on others? Perhaps it makes people comfortable is you take your personality out of the equation?
I don't know I'm a big dumb idiot whatever you think is best, thanks for replying!

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

ethanol posted:

Step 6: read the book
I wrote the book and I'm still an rear end in a top hat. What now, OP?

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



LT56 posted:

Pig Whistle. Buy Cucumbers more. If schizo flip the cards in such a way that it makes a pretty pattern on your holographic mental projection of your brain https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1EiYOsIZOE

Draw art that isn't as recycled as the last art. Or music. :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B5zsTLq9Uw

Blue Spheres was the best Sonic minigame.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



phasmid posted:

I wrote the book and I'm still an rear end in a top hat. What now, OP?

you WROTE the book i said READ the book, do you not see the problem here, rear end?

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.
Mechanicalize something idiosyncratic

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.
Remove specifics and convert to ambiguities

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.
Not building a wall; making a brick

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.
Twist the spine

TheShazbot
Feb 20, 2011

never post in gbs?

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Manticorny posted:

Remove specifics and convert to ambiguities

exactly

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.
Do the words need changing?

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Manticorny posted:

Twist the spine

exercise is crucial to not being an rear end in a top hat

however do not 'gym rat' as they say

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
don't let poop go out of you or a dick in you

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.
Don't be afraid of things because they're easy to do

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.
Humanize something free of error

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
And here I thought someone was finally going to answer my plea.

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.
Discover the recipes you are using and abandon them

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

phasmid posted:

I wrote the book and I'm still an rear end in a top hat. What now, OP?

read it :rolleyes:

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Manticorny posted:

Don't be afraid of things because they're easy to do

wrong acclimatize yourself to many things being too difficult for you to do

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.
A very small object. Its center

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.
Question the heroic approach

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.
Short circuit (If eating peas improves virility, shovel them into your pants)

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



always drink beer. its ok to drink wine if offered. do not drink liquor unless alone

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
Ethanol did you finally finish your work assignment or have you been fired?

Boomzilla
Dec 2, 2007

ethanol posted:

always drink beer. its ok to drink wine if offered. do not drink liquor unless alone

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.
Use an unacceptable color

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I've actually discovered that being an rear end in a top hat has improved the quality of my life, to be honest. I do it much more than I did in my 20's, would recommend, just have to hear poo poo from your partner about how much of a jerk you were to her parents.

Manticorny
Sep 7, 2016

It's a sad and beautiful world.
You can only make one dot at a time

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Kuato posted:

I am not an rear end in a top hat, I am a HUMAN BEING

I am a tit, a brain, a foot, but NOT an rear end in a top hat. Not wholey an rear end in a top hat at least. :colbert:

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