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Hooooooooly poo poo life used to be different. I told my mum about this q-t at the office and she told me to bring flowers in to her. Lol can you imagine the reaction? In the confessions thread a goonette said that somebody bought a new bed with a ribbon on it on the, like, second date. On bis parents' advice. Share your mum lovehacks here.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 10:56 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 13:46 |
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"Just be yourself"
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 10:59 |
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"don't ever let a man touch you 'down there' or else you'll get a disease and die"
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 11:03 |
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I left your moms tip on the nightstand.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 11:05 |
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My mum works with a girl I went to highschool with who occasionally asks about me out of politeness. Even when I am in a relationship my mum repeatedly tells me I should start liking her photos on facebook and eventually try to set up a date. I'm not really down for hitting on random facebook acquaintances, we haven't seen each other in years and barely knew each other to begin with, but it is honestly not terrible advice that could work in a different context. Except in this case all the girl's photos are of her toddler aged niece.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 11:11 |
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"don't catch a diqq 'les it got a wallet onnit" - mom
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 11:11 |
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If the red river's flowin' To the dirt road be goin'
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 11:12 |
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"love is like a flower u just have to water it a bit"
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 22:05 |
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lol ur mom is better at smashing pussy than you, if you brought her flowers you would be loving her in the parking lot at the end of the day
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 23:08 |
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I don't know, seems like good advice. Are you ugly or something? The rules are different if you are ugly or fat.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 23:11 |
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i loved your mom's tips last night
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 23:17 |
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I feel like fyad poster Slut of Eugenics would fit in good here haha
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 23:18 |
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i gave your mom just the tip last night
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 23:18 |
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my mom has probably given many people more than just a tip hahahahahaha
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 23:19 |
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LT56 posted:I feel like fyad poster Slut of Eugenics would fit in good here haha Do you keep flashcards on them? That's weird rear end stalking poo poo bro; you should probably cut it out.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 23:20 |
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Do you keep flashcards on them? That's weird rear end stalking poo poo bro; you should probably cut it out. Using the waves of sound the true master paralyzes his opponents, leaving him vulnerable to attack
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 23:21 |
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Moon Atari posted:My mum works with a girl I went to highschool with who occasionally asks about me out of politeness. Even when I am in a relationship my mum repeatedly tells me I should start liking her photos on facebook and eventually try to set up a date. I'm not really down for hitting on random facebook acquaintances, we haven't seen each other in years and barely knew each other to begin with, but it is honestly not terrible advice that could work in a different context. Except in this case all the girl's photos are of her toddler aged niece. This means she is baby crazy and extremely dtf. Your mom is wise
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 23:22 |
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LT56 posted:Using the waves of sound the true master paralyzes his opponents, leaving him vulnerable to attack I never played D&D so that doesn't make any sense.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 23:22 |
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:I never played D&D so that doesn't make any sense. Yes we will fight the world revolution so all children must be playing AD&D at least once and chess as well.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 23:24 |
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LT56 posted:Yes we will fight the world revolution so all children must be playing AD&D at least once and chess as well. Exactly. I know what you mean. And then when we finally soundgarden the arena when can eat lunch. Then we will climb the mountain to hear the songs about the skymen and how they will tell us their secret bathing rituals.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 23:26 |
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Manticorny posted:i gave your mom just the tip last night sorry about your leprosy
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 23:27 |
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Exactly. I know what you mean. And then when we finally soundgarden the arena when can eat lunch. Then we will climb the mountain to hear the songs about the skymen and how they will tell us their secret bathing rituals. AGREED SIGNED THANK YOU FOR THIS POST
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 23:28 |
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Was I supposed to tip your mom after last night? Goddamnit who wrote the etiquette book on whores?
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 23:33 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 13:46 |
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My mum's a skeleton now so her advice would probably just be a bunch of rattling and spooky ghost noises.
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