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This raises the question of exactly how sharp is the shotgun-axe, considering that he chopped off the head one-handed.  edit: Apparently Peter fuckin' Dinklage is in talks to join the MCU for Infinity War. Which either means Pip the Troll, or we could have Tyrion Lannister as the voice of goddamned Mephisto. And that is totally a Mephisto who'd go ahead and slap an ambigram across the cover of the Darkhold for shits and giggles. Ensign_Ricky fucked around with this message at 05:54 on Jan 12, 2017 |
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The MSJ posted:I want to believe that this insurance company that have robot death insurance went bankrupt after Age of Ultron. They probably didn't start offering it until after Ultron. Wait, the Chitauri weren't robots right? Because otherwise, they would've started offering it after New York.
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Jan 12, 2017 07:14
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Chokes McGee posted:If there is one single thing in the Marvel Universe that I can assure you of, it's that the Darkhold is evil in papyrus format. I'm wondering if they're ever going to go into its history, though. Evil literally wrote it, as in the Primordial Evil, the pure concept before Lucifer even revolted. You don't mean....Joe Quesada? Secondary answer: Calling it now, it's from Dormammu. Or maybe Sigourney Weaver's character from Defenders.
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Jan 15, 2017 09:28
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hangedman1984 posted:Please be Patton Oswalt in drag! Please be Patton Oswalt in drag! Not even drag, just a blonde wig!
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Jan 16, 2017 07:04
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You know what I really love about this episode? Mace is still a good guy. He wasn't doing anything nefarious, he "just wanted to help". Mace rules. That being said, YOU WERE SHOOTING HIM UP WITH THE HYDE FORMULA, WHAT THE gently caress TALBOT?!?
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Jan 18, 2017 11:46
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biracial bear for uncut posted:Isn't that literally the comic book plot background for the character Mace is based on? Wasn't it a modified version of the super soldier serum though? But seriously, after what happened to Blonsky/Abomination, you'd think the military would stop injecting people with mysterious blue liquid.
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Jan 18, 2017 17:34
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hope and vaseline posted:Definitely seems the same, it made that same whirring/drilling sound prior to exploding. Marvel has apparently confirmed that yeah, it was a Judas round.
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Jan 18, 2017 20:01
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Now I'm curious...would they have tried giving Mace the Fish Oil pills?? Or...will he be caught trying to take some?
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Jan 21, 2017 06:22
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Preview for tomorrow's episode! https://www.facebook.com/AgentsofShield/videos/1320902361307942/ 1. God I missed the Koenigs! 2. Bobbi/Hunter shout-out! Please let this mean they're coming back.... 3. OH DEAR GOD, ONE OF THE KOENIGS HAS THE DARKHOLD, THIS IS ALL KINDS OF BAD.
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Jan 31, 2017 03:24
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So actually May and Coulson have something else is common. They've both spent periods strapped into a brain scrambler!
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Feb 1, 2017 20:22
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Canned Panda posted:HE'S MAKING A DEVICE TO DESTROY THE DARKHOLD!! Ok, seriously, am I the only one who honestly first thought he was building a Koenig?
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Feb 3, 2017 21:15
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bloodychill posted:Seems likely and was my thoughts on it. Could be ADA and she's puppet mastering the whole thing as a puppet, that would be appropriately silly. Or maybe it's triple zombie Ward, his consciousness all uploaded into a computer. Ward gets a headless Zola body.
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Feb 6, 2017 02:10
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Aleph Null posted:Is she fully functional? WHY IS YOUR VAGINA IN THE SINK?!? 
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Feb 8, 2017 12:07
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1. Robbie comes back to work as a foolproof LMD detector. 2. Please change thread title to "Cool Origin Story Bro"
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Feb 15, 2017 11:25
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Ireallylikeeggs posted:There aren't three arcs. When the LMD arc is done, so is season 4. I think someone was just mistaken. No, there's definitely more episodes this season. iTunes is still showing "Buy Season Pass" for seven bucks and change for me, and at the usual rate of 2 bucks per episode, that means there's a minimum of 3 more episodes...maybe 4 because the season pass is usually cheaper than buying each individual ep. My guess? Final mini arc dealing with either the Darkhold...or tying up that Agent Carter cliffhanger.
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Feb 16, 2017 03:41
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Blazing Ownager posted:I feel so bad for this actor ending up in lovely D-list Christian propaganda movies, drat it. What if he's playing Satan?
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Feb 22, 2017 11:48
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Ok, totally calling this: Simmons pulls a Kill Bill and punches her way out of that grave because
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Feb 22, 2017 17:33
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Anyone got an over/under on Ward transferring himself out of the Framework and into an LMD? Or worst case scenario, into someone else? Also, really glad Mace is still around. God I hope he survives the season.
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Feb 23, 2017 18:23
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spookygonk posted:poo poo, 61 is no age. Absolutely. Apparently it was some sort of surgical complications. Still, loving sucks. Paxton was great in everything. Plus, the man faced off with a terminator, xenomorphs, and a Predator.
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Feb 26, 2017 17:48
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OB_Juan posted:Seems to be a debated point. 
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Apr 1, 2017 18:41
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Keshik posted:What's great is she is probably going through some really hosed up emotional poo poo because she's not even really thinking of him as Ward right away, but as Hive, the creature that mindfucked her last season. And then thinking of him as Ward, who spent a significant amount of time loving with her mind.
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Um, possible spoiler? If so, I'm down with it.
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Apr 2, 2017 06:47
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Well, I guess we know what Mace has been doing in the Framework. Being loving awesome.
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Apr 2, 2017 20:39
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Javid posted:I'm hoping either Mace or Ward is the framework-verse Captain America. Not sure which would be funnier. Mace will be. If a certain amount of the Framework is wish-fulfillment, Mace being a hero fighting the good fight completely makes sense.
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Apr 2, 2017 21:47
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So all Daisy would need is virtual terrigen to Quake the gently caress out of the Triskelion. Also, fingers crossed that Cal is part of the resistance...
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Apr 5, 2017 21:23
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1. Evil Fitz is breaking my heart. 2. Get Daisy some virtual terrigen now. 3. Ward, shoot the robot.
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Apr 12, 2017 09:40
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Fuuuuck I wanted Mace to survive.  But MOTHERFUCKING MAY WITH THE BIG SAVE!
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Apr 19, 2017 09:18
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Next season's OP should include a big disclaimer.  PURE TERRIGEN DOES NOT HURT REGULAR HUMANS
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Apr 19, 2017 17:00
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1. Use machine to give Hope to Mack. 2. Use machine to give us back Ward. 3. Season 5 teaser: Fitz, free of Aida, finds his real life dad, puts six bullets in him, arrested for murder.
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Apr 26, 2017 10:38
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timrenzi574 posted:He's best buds with the almighty, and he's pretty sure you're hosed.  Holy poo poo.
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Apr 26, 2017 16:45
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Chokes McGee posted:No jury in the land would convict him. Alternately, Simmons finds FitzDad, ties him down, repeatedly kicks him in the balls.
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Klungar posted:Aida needs to get her hands on some Vibranium and become Mrs. Vision. Jocasta.
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So the Agents Twitter account posted "Forecast: Flaming hot weather".... Which can really only mean one thing. Aida's getting her human body, then getting the Penance Stare. And I can't loving wait.
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May 1, 2017 17:26
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Dracorion posted:It wasn't the same special effect though. Gordon did a forcefield-ish thing when he teleported, whereas Aida's was more Nightcrawler-like. I honest to god shouted "How the gently caress did she bamf?!" when she teleported. Bet she included activated inhuman genes in her new body....or inactive ones, and she just finished terrigenesis when she walked in.
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May 3, 2017 09:11
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I miss original, helpful AIDA. I said it.
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May 10, 2017 09:51
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Argue posted:Save money on guest stars by 3D printing the evil Fitz, giving him a cool visor, and then have him say something like "You [good Fitz], you're a builder. But me, I'm more of a... maker". See, I know you're joking, but this actually sounds so much better than what Marvel did with Ultimate Reed.
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Open Source Idiom posted:At least I've not seen anyone mention Hitman: Absolution yet. Well, I'll bring up Tombstone and the Justice League series. Motherfucker was an amazing Grodd.
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I just want to say, Coulson sulking about not getting to watch Daisy and Robbie wreck poo poo in tandem was awesome. Any time Clark Gregg gets to unleash his inner fanboy is great.
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