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I mean, he was a Maia, an angelic demigod-like creature. He didn't need to procreate or eat.
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I think he would have 'em. Sometimes you just need something to hold on to, and an rear end in a top hat makes a great storage compartment for wands, spell scrolls, potion bottles, and wholesome snack mixes of dried fruits and nuts.
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Sep 15, 2016 22:14
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Gandalf has two staves.
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Sep 15, 2016 22:16
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He dick so long he can put the tip in his bum
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Sep 15, 2016 22:16
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I see through your little charade op you just wanna suck gandalfs dick
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Sep 15, 2016 22:17
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rear end in a top hat in the front dick in the back
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Sep 15, 2016 22:17
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see, what i like about the internet is that from this title i knew exactly what the op was gonna say and why and also that 99% of the people on this forum would also immediately know the reasoning behind the q. i wish real life was more like this.
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Sep 15, 2016 22:17
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Tolkien is dumb as hell and also the best author of fantasy ever written. That's how loving stupid fantasy is.
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Sep 15, 2016 22:18
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he always travels around with a little prick, so yes.
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Sep 15, 2016 22:18
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Nonetheless op you've opened the door for a stimulating discussion, voted 3
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Sep 15, 2016 22:19
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Tolkien is dumb as hell and also the best author of fantasy ever written. That's how loving stupid fantasy is.
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Sep 15, 2016 22:19
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Gandalf is fiction and does not have anything because he does not exist.
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Sep 15, 2016 22:20
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he only had one after his rebirth into gandalf the white* *"the three dicks of power," sexy lord of the rings fanfiction quarterly 4, no. 2 (Summer 2013)
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Sep 15, 2016 22:24
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do you know how gandalf uses a urinal? well first he opens his fly, you fools
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Sep 15, 2016 22:25
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im sorry
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Sep 15, 2016 22:25
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:do you know how gandalf uses a urinal? lol
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Sep 15, 2016 22:25
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No and no. He could not pass gas or kidney stones.
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Sep 15, 2016 22:25
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Well, Saruman was kind of a dick and rear end in a top hat, but need to check in my hardcover copy of Silmarillion how engaged their relationship was
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Sep 15, 2016 22:25
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What would he need with those things? A wizard should know better!
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Sep 15, 2016 22:26
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I don't even know what the lord of the rings is and im 12 years old
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Sep 15, 2016 22:26
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a wizard comes precisely when he needs to
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Sep 15, 2016 22:26
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:do you know how gandalf uses a urinal? Not before kicking the guy already using the urinal out, proclaiming loudly that he shall not piss.
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Sep 15, 2016 22:28
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he had like 9 dicks
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Sep 15, 2016 22:29
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Nooner posted:he had like 9 dicks i think that was sauron
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Sep 15, 2016 22:29
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saruman the many-colored-penises
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Sep 15, 2016 22:31
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in the original there was a scene where frodo blew gandalf so yes op
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Sep 15, 2016 22:31
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corn in the bible posted:a wizard comes precisely when he needs to means to
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Sep 15, 2016 22:32
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Mithrandir? I hardly know 'ir!
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Sep 15, 2016 22:39
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and you know why they call him radagast the brown
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Sep 15, 2016 22:42
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corn in the bible posted:and you know why they call him radagast the brown 
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Sep 15, 2016 22:44
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yeah they're called Bilbo and Frodo
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Sep 15, 2016 22:46
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Did he need to eat and drink? How was he maintaining his mass? Was his whole appearance just an illusion? Makes you think
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Sep 15, 2016 22:47
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Kuato posted:Did he need to eat and drink? How was he maintaining his mass? Was his whole appearance just an illusion? Makes you think he was given the old man look from eru
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Sep 15, 2016 22:48
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Zorodius posted:yeah they're called Bilbo and Frodo v. good
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Sep 15, 2016 22:48
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Kuato posted:Did he need to eat and drink? How was he maintaining his mass? Was his whole appearance just an illusion? Makes you think He got all his nutrients from lammas bread suppositories.
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Sep 15, 2016 22:48
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Of course he does. Those hobbits aren't gonna gently caress themselves.
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Sep 15, 2016 23:14
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:do you know how gandalf uses a urinal? Dizang. Fantastic post mang.
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Sep 16, 2016 00:09
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Gandalf did have a dick and an rear end in a top hat omg Gandalf is trans lawl zzz. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9GRu_3hfpM
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