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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
"waahhh a couple seeds!!! Gotta be left with a sticky core bc I'm a bitch"

gently caress off motherfucker and eat that poo poo :cool:

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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
This is you if you dont eat the core

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
This is you if you're a bad motherfucker who eats the whole goddamn apple like Allah intended

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I don't like cyanide poisoning thank you very much

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

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i eat the whole apple but spit the seeds out because cyanide

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

I used to do this at lunch because I was too lazy to get up to find a trash can.

I'm fat.

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

I haven't touched a fruit in over ten years

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Interesting thought process.

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

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big shags posted:

I haven't touched a fruit in over ten years

i bought 2 bunches of banans like a month ago thinking im gonna eat the ufck out of this fruit
but i didnt even touch it and they all went bad

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

big shags posted:

I haven't touched a fruit in over ten years

If you lost weight and got on Grindr then you'd be living it up like the rest of us.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
why/how do apple seeds have cyanide idgi

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I don't eat fruit because REAL MEN eat meat.

I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av

The Protagonist posted:

why/how do apple seeds have cyanide idgi

arsenic iirc, not cyanide

PinkoBastard
Oct 3, 2010

Kuato posted:

I don't eat fruit because REAL MEN eat meat.

BACON am i right?! Guys??

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

PinkoBastard posted:

BACON am i right?! Guys??

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Yes! :fap:

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

I Said No posted:

arsenic iirc, not cyanide

hmm same q

GUYS STOP
Jun 7, 2003
Grimey Drawer

jigglemaster7 posted:

i eat the whole apple but spit the seeds out because cyanide

You have to eat like 100,000 seeds to get cyanide toxicity. Mostly you poop them out. Don't be a pussy and devour the entire fruit.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
The 6 was tastier than the 5, I hope the 7 continues the trend. The lack of the headphone jack means you need to eat it on the side to eat the entire apple, though.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
its difficult but if i buy a watermelon i eat the whole thing, rind and all, its the way the native americans did it

several friends
Apr 7, 2015




id eat that :getin:

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

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GUYS STOP posted:

You have to eat like 100,000 seeds to get cyanide toxicity. Mostly you poop them out. Don't be a pussy and devour the entire fruit.

id rather spit out a couple seeds than have a couple hundred thousandths of cyanide poisoning

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

big shags posted:



id eat that :getin:

watup baby

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

jigglemaster7 posted:

id rather spit out a couple seeds than have a couple hundred thousandths of cyanide poisoning

How else will you develop immunity?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Bert Roberge posted:

How else will you develop immunity?

exactly

ever since i saw the princess's bride i consume small amounts of poison everyday

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Luvcow posted:

exactly

ever since i saw the princess's bride i consume small amounts of poison everyday

i didnt tea bag ur wife dont worry

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

personable decorum posted:

i didnt tea bag ur wife dont worry

She consumes large amounts of poisons every day.

Damned resilient though.

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Bert Roberge posted:

She consumes large amounts of poisons every day.

Damned resilient though.

so about that Jewish freedom fighter subprogram with the stand alone complex ghost in the shell twist, id like to talk to Valenti and Assange about that specifically sometime when im not a retarded

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I eat all my apples in pie like God intended :911:

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

personable decorum posted:

so about that Jewish freedom fighter subprogram with the stand alone complex ghost in the shell twist, id like to talk to Valenti and Assange about that specifically sometime when im not a retarded

you :lost: me

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

i lost my sandz :(

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
~in the swathes of artistic "time" keeping~

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
I dont want a tree to grow in my belly tyvm

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Crab apple fight!

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
What about the sticker?

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
i eat stickers all the time, dude

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



This, but shrimp/prawns.

emoji
Jun 4, 2004
It feels baller to throw the entire apple into your powerful blender, stem and all.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i eat apples with a knife and fork while wearing my apple bib

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resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

This is you if you dont eat the core


That looks like a pear not an apple.

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