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the great deceiver posted:what's up with guys that use the urinal right next you when theres like 10 other ones that are open If I'm drunk I'm not going to the last urinal. Gotta go you gotta go. See this in bars, casinos, and sporting events mostly. If its under normal circumstances though, yeah, its pretty weird.
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Sep 16, 2016 07:17
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whoflungpoop posted:standing around with ur dinkies out huffin strangers pissfumes otoh ur in and out in no time and there's almost never a queue because we are way more efficient than girls and iv known girls to share cubicle s when its busy but I don't judge them
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Sep 16, 2016 07:56
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Kuato posted:If I'm drunk I'm not going to the last urinal. Gotta go you gotta go. See this in bars, casinos, and sporting events mostly. At least pick one at least one urinal away from the next guy you weirdo
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Sep 16, 2016 08:34
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p stoked when the trough is all iced up wheres my crew
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Sep 16, 2016 09:10
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I think it would be fun to use a urinal. I never have because I don't have a dick.
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Sep 16, 2016 09:22
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same i wanna use one of those soccer game urinals
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Sep 16, 2016 09:27
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Shithouse Dave posted:I think it would be fun to use a urinal. I never have because I don't have a dick. Does it make you stamp a glans to turn the thing on or something? c'mon stop seeing fences and start seeing the fields. go hog wild on that motherfucker. go to town.
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Sep 16, 2016 09:29
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anyone ever peed into a nother guy dick
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Sep 16, 2016 09:41
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Shithouse Dave posted:I think it would be fun to use a urinal. I never have because I don't have a dick. i say go for it, the occasional piss puddle is just a fact of life for urinal enthusiasts
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Sep 16, 2016 10:01
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i don't want to chat at the urinal i'm trying to piss and i've got my dick out
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Sep 16, 2016 11:40
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lonesomedwarf posted:anyone ever peed into a nother guy dick email me
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Sep 16, 2016 12:24
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:The ones in Iceland are just these long troughs that everyone lines up to pee in together and it's normal. That style is normal in the US also and probably everywhere else as well.
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Sep 16, 2016 12:33
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Still not an excuse to stand right next to me unless you're about to dish out a hand beezy.
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Sep 16, 2016 12:37
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"Haha guys are afraid to use the urinals next to each other because their masculinity is so fragile" ---girls who honestly believe they would be comfortable performing a bodily function with a stranger two feet away.
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Sep 16, 2016 13:02
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glowing-fish posted:"Haha guys are afraid to use the urinals next to each other because their masculinity is so fragile" ---girls who honestly believe they would be comfortable performing a bodily function with a stranger two feet away. Have you ever met a woman?
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Sep 16, 2016 13:06
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emoji posted:That style is normal in the US also and probably everywhere else as well. can confirm we have them in the uk  has anyone seen one of those in the wild i had the weirdest piss of my life in one at a music festival, i took acid and the side walls in my peripheral vision kept making me think that there weret people moving around watching me and its difficult to go at the best of times on drugs then i realised the dandy warhols were playing and everything started working it was amazing also for some reason the way theyre structured they dont make a noise so i thought i was pissing all over myself but i wasnt (at least i dont think) piss chat
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Sep 16, 2016 13:10
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I like the big trough urinals with the little cakes in them that you can play ghostbusters with (don't cross the streams)
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Sep 16, 2016 13:18
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XMNN posted:
I've only seen that kind in London and Amsterdam. glowing-fish posted:"Haha guys are afraid to use the urinals next to each other because their masculinity is so fragile" ---girls who honestly believe they would be comfortable performing a bodily function with a stranger two feet away. Women are orders of magnitude more comfortable/gross about this because their poo poo is more complicated and they need to trade tampons and let each other know about the string hanging out and rinse their mooncups and pee in the same stall at crowded venues and things like that.
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Sep 16, 2016 13:20
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glowing-fish posted:"Haha guys are afraid to use the urinals next to each other because their masculinity is so fragile" ---girls who honestly believe they would be comfortable performing a bodily function with a stranger two feet away. we dont laugh at ur desire for privacy and personal space we laugh because thats what stalls are for and yall have these u dont need an extra even more public place just to pee you complicated princesses
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Sep 16, 2016 14:05
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Jonny 290 posted:p stoked when the trough is all iced up wheres my crew  Nothing better than cutting through ice mountains with a hot piss laser.reallivedinosaur posted:a lot of people pissing on themselves itt wtf That doesn't make any sense. If your stream is powerful enough to hit the urinal wall and splash back at a distance, how will getting closer do you any good?
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Sep 16, 2016 14:07
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emoji posted:That style is normal in the US also and probably everywhere else as well. usually just in public parks and old hamburger joints build before the 50s though and they always 100% smell awful also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InR7tip2Izk
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Sep 16, 2016 14:43
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My friend's dad went to a concert and saw a woman taking a poo poo in a urinal
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Sep 16, 2016 14:59
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Steve Wozniak peeing into a urinal on a segway:
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Sep 16, 2016 15:00
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Zahgaegun posted:Nothing better than cutting through ice mountains with a hot piss laser. This should be on one of those motivational posters with like the Himalayas on it.
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Sep 16, 2016 15:16
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emoji posted:Women are orders of magnitude more comfortable/gross about this because their poo poo is more complicated and they need to trade tampons and let each other know about the string hanging out and rinse their mooncups and pee in the same stall at crowded venues and things like that. Yeah, really. You ain't bonded til you're watching her shove her tampon in deep then made to inspect to make sure the string isn't showing for naked hottubbing.
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Sep 16, 2016 15:24
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Sep 16, 2016 15:35
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Monkey Fracas posted:
jfc imagine getting stuck in one of those things never to escape your watery, piss-soaked grave.
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Sep 16, 2016 15:37
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glowing-fish posted:"Haha guys are afraid to use the urinals next to each other because their masculinity is so fragile" ---girls who honestly believe they would be comfortable performing a bodily function with a stranger two feet away. Urinals seem super weird to me and I would not be comfortable getting my genitalia out with a stranger next to me. If it were up to me urinals would have their own stalls too, so dudes have as much privacy as we do.
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Sep 16, 2016 15:46
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I like those urinals where there's a little goal or whatever in them. It's like a mini game in real life.
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Sep 16, 2016 15:50
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at a conference i was at with a lot of senior executives and partners from law firms i got gently caress drunk and at an intermission pulled up to the crowded set of urinals and after unsaddling my genitals tried to break the ice by saying 'so, this is where the big knobs hang out, eh?' no takers, unfortunately
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Sep 16, 2016 15:51
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i always lol when someone goes into the cubicle to piss standing up with the door open ((at their tiny penis) anyway they are a more efficient use of space and time which is important in busy venues and why there s rarely a huge queue for the mens toilets
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Sep 16, 2016 15:52
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seabeef posted:Urinals seem super weird to me and I would not be comfortable getting my genitalia out with a stranger next to me. If it were up to me urinals would have their own stalls too, so dudes have as much privacy as we do. Are you also afraid to get naked in the locker room? Grow up kid. Nobody cares about your dick.
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Sep 16, 2016 15:56
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Zahgaegun posted:
because the stream is still solid and will run down the urinal, after a few inches it becomes a spray of droplets and thats what splashes back seriously everyone isn't out there walking around with piss soaked pants and OK with it. is just you
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Sep 16, 2016 16:03
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notZaar posted:Are you also afraid to get naked in the locker room? Grow up kid. Nobody cares about your dick. i care about all dicks
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Sep 16, 2016 16:13
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notZaar posted:Are you also afraid to get naked in the locker room? Grow up kid. Nobody cares about your dick. i'd prefer old men not just stand around naked talking when i'm getting changed at the gym tbh
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Sep 16, 2016 16:32
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notZaar posted:Are you also afraid to get naked in the locker room? Grow up kid. Nobody cares about your dick. I haven't spent this many years creating the perfect dick just to let someone see it. What if they decide to steal it!?
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Sep 16, 2016 17:36
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notZaar posted:Are you also afraid to get naked in the locker room? Grow up kid. Nobody cares about your dick. Ugh. The gym I use is filled with old men. They use the blow dryers to dry off their balls and rear end cracks, blowing feces particles, crabs and god knows what all over the locker room. The worst is when they douse their junk with baby powder and use the dryer. Blows a cloud of that noxious poo poo everywhere Last time I was there one of the old farts had sat on the bench without putting a towel down. Left a poo poo stain on the bench.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Steve Wozniak peeing into a urinal on a segway: lol how everybody is looking at the guy taking a picture like "what the gently caress are you doing?"
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