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Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
girl is your rear end a land? cos i wanna tap that

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Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Pity reply.

I'm just kidding. I don't pity you. You deserve all the poo poo that comes your way and more.

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



girl i am not op and therefore have at least some snippet of potential as a sexual partner

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
get out of my dreams and into the trunk of my car

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Nonviolent J posted:

girl is your rear end a land? cos i wanna tap that

chese

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3721590&pagenumber=8&perpage=40#post445712579

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
That fyad ik needs to get his dick sucked or something. That kind of obsession is not healthy.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I've been here 11 years and this might be the worst thread I've ever seen. This includes Don Tacorletone's threads, and he is a literal retard. What a shameful OP.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
I post on a very exclusive forum

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
*while in a gay bar*
"I'm gay"
That usually works for me op

Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011

ayy grrl i have a big dick and also satisfactory balls

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

is your thing now getting tanked and digging up old posts from posters you dont like

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i already know the answer to the question btw

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

is your thing now getting tanked and digging up old posts from posters you dont like

Should you really be playing with fire?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Should you really be playing with fire?

i cant handle how stupid you are

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
peace out retards

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

i cant handle how stupid you are

You can't handle a lot of things, as history has shown.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Enfield posted:

peace out retards

I like you Enfield, for some reason

you remind me of me in some ways

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

You can't handle a lot of things, as history has shown.

you do not want to go there buddy. i will loving destroy you.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

you do not want to go there buddy. i will loving destroy you.

Don't be so confident just because you practiced on yourself.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

gnarlyhotep posted:

I like you Enfield, for some reason

you remind me of me in some ways

aww

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Hi my name is nooner and I'm a fyad superstar. (Sometimes gotta tell lil lies to bed the sloot)

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
could you speak louder i have aids... hearing aids!

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007
i forget exactly what i said to your mom OP but it worked so you should ask her

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
hey gurl are you wearing mirrors on your pants because i can see myself slowly wasting away

dookifex_maximus fucked around with this message at 08:46 on Sep 16, 2016

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
watup bae is your daddy a thief because get the gently caress right out of my face bitch

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Enfield posted:

is your thing now getting tanked and digging up old posts from posters you dont like

even if that were true would it be worse than the posters above me?

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




dookifex_maximus posted:

watup bae is your daddy a thief because get the gently caress right out of my face bitch

^ can confirm, gets you first date sex everytime.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Were you planning on keeping that urinal all to yourself?

cnut
May 3, 2016

Hey girl, did you just fall from heaven? Because my hemorrhoids are acting up.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
I'm a pretty big deal on the internet

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
are you a vase because id love to fill you with cum

Dreqqus
Feb 21, 2013

BAMF!
Always been a big fan of Chevy's Silverado line personally.

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?

Curdy Lemonstan
Jan 25, 2012

by zen death robot
Dont say anything. Just be there when she has a really terrible reason to gently caress someone.

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
Do you need to print anything? I own a printer and can carry it a long distance in 90 degree weather to your house.

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
"I wanna gently caress you up the rear end"

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
beep boop i am a sex robot pretty lady would you care to interface

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
gnarlyhot and i are friends irl, even if he used to probate and ban me alot

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

Nonviolent J posted:

gnarlyhot and i are friends irl, even if he used to probate and ban me alot

chese

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Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat

thats what im saying,

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