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ive been unprobated for 2 minutes, they is slacking
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Sep 16, 2016 13:42
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I kicked gnarlyhotep's rear end in bowling once.
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Sep 16, 2016 13:43
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let's go back to my place and check out some memes
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Sep 16, 2016 13:49
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With penis exposed say "pull my finger". It works every time.
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Sep 16, 2016 13:50
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Hello there, human female, as a male I have sexual needs and due to your appearance I expect you to fulfill them for me.
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Sep 16, 2016 13:50
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get out of those clothes and into my butt
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Sep 16, 2016 13:53
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"suck my dick you fuckman" works for me 60% of the time, every time.
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Sep 16, 2016 14:12
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I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR JIB, WANT TO COME TO MY BASEMENT AND HAVE AWKWARD FUMBLING SEX IN THE DARK?
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Sep 16, 2016 14:17
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i can't get it up but i've seen a lot of porn and i'm pretty sure i could eat you out ok or something
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Sep 16, 2016 14:38
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Sep 16, 2016 14:53
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Hello married white woman; I'm Mexican. Works every time
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Sep 16, 2016 15:03
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Majestic.
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Sep 16, 2016 15:07
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Long time ago I had a crush on a coworker and I was standing there with an envelope so I says to him, "Andrew (my crush), lick my envelope," and laughed. Then we started making out in the office. We were FWB for a while and it was awesome. I think that was the only pickup line I ever used. e/n success story.
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Sep 16, 2016 15:40
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did you pronounce it the correct and proper way as in "ahn-velope" or the pleb way "ehn-velope"?
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Sep 16, 2016 15:43
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DONT CARE BUTTON posted:did you pronounce it the correct and proper way as in "ahn-velope" or the pleb way "ehn-velope"? I'm southern. But I do say AHN-velope.
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Sep 16, 2016 15:44
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its magical every time. 
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Sep 16, 2016 15:48
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Deliver me from this dead gay world, girl.
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Sep 16, 2016 16:34
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I'm on the rag. 
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Sep 16, 2016 16:38
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"These pretzels are making me thirsty"
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Sep 16, 2016 16:47
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are you a tall drink of water? because i lost my mind on acid and believe myself to be a tall glass of orange juice and i think we would get on really well together
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Sep 16, 2016 16:50
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Mozi posted:are you a tall drink of water? because i lost my mind on acid and believe myself to be a tall glass of orange juice and i think we would get on really well together 
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Sep 16, 2016 16:53
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hey girl do you have a mirror in your pocket cause I'm the green river killer and I'm gonna gut you like a fish, whore.
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Sep 16, 2016 16:56
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girl, you made out of coffee? because I want to grind you up and put you in my freezer.
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Sep 16, 2016 16:58
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I have a REALLY good pick up line but i am not goign to share it becuase all those read it will instantly fall in love with me! gbs king 
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Sep 16, 2016 16:59
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You ain't fat girl, you big boned, and be givin' me a big boner.
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Sep 16, 2016 17:02
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"Are you OP? Because I want to pound your homo rear end"
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Sep 16, 2016 17:22
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Hey sweetheart would you like to murder the elderly?
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Sep 16, 2016 17:23
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you people are hosed in the head speaking of which, let's go back to my place
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Sep 16, 2016 17:25
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Hey girl, I bet you got really nice feet.
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Sep 16, 2016 17:25
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I have a liquid net worth of 45 million dollars
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Sep 16, 2016 17:26
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Dig my dick golddigger there's gold at the end
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Sep 16, 2016 17:27
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if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd do it so we could go gently caress right now also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5rxPrP6EEw
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Sep 16, 2016 17:40
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fancy a gently caress, m'lady?
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Sep 16, 2016 17:43
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mommy noooooooooooo
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Sep 16, 2016 17:44
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are you a pretzel? cuz you're makin' me thirsty.
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Sep 16, 2016 17:46
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Wanna see my post stamp collection?
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Sep 16, 2016 17:49
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You like Turkey? Give this a gobble.
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Sep 16, 2016 17:52
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Baudolino posted:Wanna see my post-stamp collection? is that when someone is over collecting stamps and mocks people who still do? GBS KING "and the kingin' is good!"
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Sep 16, 2016 17:52
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mommy gently caress daddy mommy noooooo
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Sep 16, 2016 17:53
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Kuato posted:I've been here 11 years and this might be the worst thread I've ever seen. This includes Don Tacorletone's threads, and he is a literal retard. What a shameful OP. Yo wtf I ain't no retard, bitch Imma finish you soon, you best not mess
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