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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > awesome pick up lines

Dont say anything. Just be there when she has a really terrible reason to gently caress someone.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2016 13:01

# ¿ May 13, 2024 22:41

Hello there, human female, as a male I have sexual needs and due to your appearance I expect you to fulfill them for me.

Easier said than done

# ¿ Sep 17, 2016 00:19

Hey girl, are you retarded? Because i work from home

# ¿ Sep 17, 2016 00:20

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