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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > awesome pick up lines
 
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SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

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"Show me your loving tits, you worthless whore"

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SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

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yo bitch, you ever have your rear end in a top hat eaten out in the back of a Honda Civic?

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SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

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poo poo in my retard mouth

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SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

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ever jerk off a retard. I have, three times a day (because I'm a retard)

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