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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > awesome pick up lines
 
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just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
THAT PUSSY SURE WOULD BE NICE IF IT WAS MASTRUBATING MY BONER, ANd HOW! AND CECKOUT THOSE gams *WIPES SWEAT FROM BROW*

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just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
*exposes fully erect boner and points at it*

"uh oh looks like someone is getting hungry." *chuckles*

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just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
*barfs violently on boner*

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just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
*RUBS BONER ON SOME IDIOT*

uhhh, I think someone likes you lo!L

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just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Orkin Mang posted:

i love humid oval office

lets engag our pussies to create a human lifeform

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just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
someone measure my boner after you make it fulyl erect usuing your mouth

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