Conan Exiles: Like The MMO But Somehow Worse

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GET INTO DA CHOPPA: Nov 22, 2007; D:

The Conan Community manager (the guy on the left in the video) is a friend of mine. Watching him in uncomfortable situations is fun.

# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 22:49

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 10:58

GET INTO DA CHOPPA: Nov 22, 2007; D:

Apparently a closed friends and family testing run starts this week. I haven't read up on it yet, but I expect there to be some NDA involved. Will report back.

Taylor Swift posted:

Tell him if they need to test Goon Zerg Rushs I got just the men for the job.

Cannibal picts incoming.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 15:12

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Jackard posted:

How poorly you think this is gonna run? Seems to be using same engine as ARK

It runs much better than Ark did on low end computers, at least.

Edit: My 3 years old laptop with a Nvidia GeForce GTX 765M runs it at ~30-40 fps at low.
On my stationary with a GeForce 970 it is 60+ on ultra.

GET INTO DA CHOPPA fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Dec 30, 2016

# ¿ Dec 30, 2016 17:30

GET INTO DA CHOPPA: Nov 22, 2007; D:

Turns out the Twitch server password was the same password as the other beta servers.
Today I punched Lirik in the face.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 00:19

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Inkel posted:

I think he likes you

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/118490311?t=06h52m48s

Joke's on him. I'd been offline for over an hour when that happened.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 01:02

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Demiurge4 posted:

Any EU Goons who are going to be playing this?

Yeah. We're playing with the American crew, though.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 13:06

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Detroit is resurrected.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 04:33

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^ I'm guessing we're waiting for the server cap to be raised first.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 17:20

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Dancer thralls seem to be the only way.

Edit: ^ nvm

# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 20:01

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There's at least 5-6 euros afaik? Might be a lot more, I just have a hard time telling accents that aren't german or scandinavian.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 22:52

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Trainmonk posted:

Has anyone actually looked at the OP's website? Fuckin lmao.

"We aren’t a Goon group per se. Most our founders and members are Goons, but SA has gone to poo poo and we disagree with the culture it now has, so we are now more a group of dicks looking for other dicks. Our big thing is that we generally hate most Goons (Especially spergy whiney ones who care too much about social issues and being “nice”.) and value real free speech. No safe spaces up in this bitch. All we do is shitpost and talk bad about everyone. Also, occasionally we kill mans."

Some traditions never die, though. We all have ASD.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 08:18

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I'm as socialist as they come. That doesn't mean I can't play video games with a group where I disagree with the opinions of some of the members. Especially when I haven't really noticed anything remotely political after on and off running with BMW for a few years.

(MHGA)

# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 16:20

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I like how so many goon characters look like Grandpa the Pict.

# ¿ Feb 4, 2017 16:04

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I asked my Funcom friend how to suggest QoL improvements for the game. His reply was "The official channel is the Steam forums, but they are a steaming pile of poo poo filled with crazy nerds."

I got a feedback e-mail adress to send suggestions to, but goons being goons, I won't release it to spare the poor FC workers from being spammef with dickpics. If you have any suggestions for improvements to the game, quote my post and :justpost: