Haier posted:

some crap about india

Jumpingmanjim posted:

Tim - This isn't racist or sexist, but it is often used in an rude and offensive way and makes /r/China feel hostile, unwelcoming, and cliquey.

Grand Fromage posted:

good

I root for cars to hit bikes that go through reds or are driving the wrong direction and get disappointed when they don't hit them. gently caress those people. Hit them all day every day.

The Great Autismo! posted:

a girl from outside changsha that i was...plunging kinda casually dating? in 2011

lived in an apartment with 9 other girls, they were all dancers and all living together


you had to crawl on her roommates bed to get to her bed

her roommate was like half in our bed half in her bed.

i was like "really what am i doing with my life"

Blacktoll posted:

I don't understand why you didn't just bring her back to your place.

The Great Autismo! posted:

she used to always come to over to my place but one night we crashed at hers

max4me posted:

HAIER do you have aids? We worry about you sometimes

Zzulu posted:

how the gently caress do you reduce your jaw without loving yourself up

The Lobotomy Kid posted:

I'm taking a holiday in China near the end of October, what's good?

Stuff posted:

Why is South Korea all weird when you zoom in on Google Maps?

Xerxes17 posted:

Yo Sheep-goats, what does the Thailand 55555 thing mean?

Haier posted:

I just really hope she doesn't up in my "LOL crazy person" story pile.

E_P posted:

My wife owns a clothing store in Korea and I help out on the weekends. Yesterday a group of 8 older people came in wearing bright neon windbreakers and spent 30 minutes trying stuff on. During this time one of the men who had been loudly yawning walked over to the area behind the register where there are two .7m by .7m square seats. Connected them and then laid down for a nap. I looked at one of the Chinese couples with sort of a "you gonna do something about this guy" style forward shrug where you open your eyes wide and move your head towards them. One of the husbands walked over to his friend, looked at him for 15 seconds then decided he couldn't do anything about it.

He woke up 15 minutes later, walked out and smoked a cig. Then came back in and yelled at his wife to ask for more of a discount on a 89,000 won jacket. After they left my Korean wife said a bunch of racist stuff about Chinese people having no manners.

Haier posted:

Haier posted:

The Mongol came again last night.

Haier posted:

Now they havin' sixheaded babies!

KomodoWagon posted:

Qing se eyes signify strong yang. You are girly man. Do you know?

Magna Kaser posted:

For kicks I made a new account and put myself as a lady looking for men and it was wayyyy more boring than I expected. I don't know what I was hoping for, but it was just badly lit selfies of dudes.

Haier posted:

Here's a NSFW photo of an executioner during the Boxer Rebellion or something (probably got my facts wrong).
http://i.imgur.com/J374OpK.jpg

Mein Eyes! posted:

odds of those friend requests being students and random chinese people?

Yorkshire Pudding posted:

Groups of Chinese tourists are taking pictures of me as I eat a hamburger at 8pm in a crowded metropolitan nightlife area in Japan.

Haier posted:

Since Shenzhen is known as the tech city in China, there are lot of foreign tech nerds and programmers here. I live near one of those software company job areas, so daily I see white guys that are obvious programmers or IT specialists or whatever they are. I'm always surprised to see them, because you would think that all of the tropes of goons would not be present this far from their home countries, but they are.
Giant cargo pants, cargo shorts with white or black socks pulled way up, greasy unwashed hair, unshaven faces covered in pimples, humongous Targus laptop backpacks with way too much poo poo stuffed in them, double chins, ponytails, fat as hell or sickly thin, skin white as printing paper, goony pop culture t-shirt or short-sleeve plaid shirt, those ugly brown urban hiker shoes autists like to wear, etc. It's like every goon.jpg rolled into a human and sent out to huff and puff and sweaty profusely in China while the locals gawk and point as much as possible.

The few times I have seen these guys with girls, she's always the Chinese female version of him and just as goofy.
Tonight I saw several, including one with a graying ponytail past his butt, but I also got to see a rare hunchbacked white girl in sloppy clothes and really stringy unwashed hair, anime backpack, and huge glasses. I thought it was a teenage kid at first, and then I recognized she was nearing her thirties at least. We made eye contact and I think she saw the look of bewildered amusement on my face, so she returned to staring at her pink shoes.

Haier posted:

Yeah, DU-UHHHH. It does make for good a "Heh, remember when that happened? That was some poo poo."



The only times I think what am I doing with my life is when I am outside and shoulder-checking yet another idiot who is zigzagging on the sidewalk or walkway and can't look up from their phone for a split second to not walk right into oncoming humans. I love walking as a hobby and Chinese are most frustrating people to walk near. Due to Face culture, I have to take full responsibility not only for myself, but for their stupid asses not paying attention. Who knew that watching TV on your phone while walking made you have the right of way over bicycles, joggers, walkers, and other people? It is like 90% of my source of frustration in this country. The only time it doesn't happen is when I skateboard. The sound makes them dive out of they or start parting like the Red Sea from at least 100m away. It's amazing to watch. Even if they can't see me, they can hear me, and they move. I found putting my heel down and getting that rubber squeal from my shoe sole will make even the most stubborn person get out of the way immediately. I take pleasure in having the right of way for once.

Haier posted:

I can't control the looney bins that I date.

Haier posted:

her brown Mongol titties

Krinkle posted:

e: whoops, wrong thread for friendly nicknames for nipples.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYfb4UX6dT0

Haier posted:

wisdom

LentThem posted:

the lease sexually satisfied globally

Jeoh posted:

this is china in a single perfect gif

The Great Autismo! posted:

The woman almost bashes her head on a rock, I'm not too sure this is fake. I'm sure some people want it to be, though

Haier posted:

They believe, or at least try to believe, that two objects can occupy the exact same space at the exact same time.

KomodoWagon posted:

You joke, but looking at other things Confucius has said/written, that's probably exactly what he meant by it.

Haier posted:

China vs. Corea

Haier posted:

"Why do Westerner only eat sandwich? These do not taste good. Chinese have rice and vegetables. Westerners only eat bread and sandwich. I tried to eat it before and it was bad. They don't know how to cook."

etalian posted:

Probably my fav plot twist was when I went grocery shopping in NJ for the first time and heard a asian couple yelling at their kids in a ultra-thick north jersey accent.

Evil Agita posted:

Those be lady arms, don't think they belong to Haier

Haier posted:

Now I have a date with her daughter even though I'm working on the mom. LMAO.

I am still convinced something crazy/weird is going to happen. I can't see how it won't, this being China.

Vegetable posted:

What the gently caress, how is "Do butterfly wings have colours?" a valid essay question? How do you answer that other than saying just "yes"?

Haier posted:

But what if the elves get there first????????????

Grand Fromage posted:

I tried people nearby to see if I could have fun Haier stories of my own but after several days I've concluded it's literally 100% prostitute advertisements. I have found nothing else.

Ccs posted:

What is it you actually do in China, Haier? I mean, aside from all the plunging.

Haier posted:

Wechat. If you're in the US, Canada, or Australia and near a university of any sort, you'll probably see some Chinese on People Nearby if you use it. You have to go to setting and Features to enable it first, though. If you're white don't expect much. The second they leave China they usually ignore white people because they're everywhere and scary now and they need to be in their protective bubbles with their own kind.

Baronjutter posted:

China doesn't have any sort of cultural idea that eating sounds of any sort are gross or rude.

nerdz posted:

When I was a kid, my aunt married to an american who came by to visit every once in a while. He would eat with his mouth open and generally be really gross about it. I grew up with the notion that all americans ate like gross people like that but then realized he was just a goon.