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Rich lady buys chaoshan girl's village and he has to manage it while keeping them apart in a comical series of escapades that culminates with them both inviting him to the same fancy dinner party (the food is too oily and he shits himself).
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2018 03:11 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 00:19 |
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Furious at the entire Chinese nation cause my lazijiding didn't have a single loving Sichuan peppercorn in it.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2018 21:30 |
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We were talking about the Florida bridge collapse in Chinese class, which introduced me to the phrase 豆腐渣工程, or "tofu engineering", which sounds like something that should have popped up in this thread by now.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2018 16:25 |
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MetaJew posted:Oh I can't imagine how much lesbians would upset the 100 million men who will never have a wife. The idea is that as soon as you graduate you're supposed to stop lezzing out and make a grandson with some guy whose dad owns a factory.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2018 00:14 |
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1911 is a million times more important to them. What they'd care about more than the war itself would be the Treaty of Versailles trying to grant the former German concession to Japan instead of returning it to China. Protests against that kicked off the May Fourth movement which is still kind of a big deal.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2018 13:41 |
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I love 麻辣 and I'm so pissed that Sichuan restaurants keep dicking me over. I am not Chinese so I must have ordered the spicy chicken by mistake and actually wanted the completely flavorless chicken, right?
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2018 19:59 |
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Chinese opera is cool as hell except for the singing.
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2018 15:46 |
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Highland culture was basically destroyed and then appropriated by its oppressors tbh. But it's not like getting rid of fat guys in kilts 300 years later is going to undo the clearances and put Bonnie Prince Charlie on the throne so do whatever.
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# ¿ May 2, 2018 17:39 |
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UltraRed posted:She's 18. Also, despite being almost 20 years her senior, I would have sex with her because she is hot and looks great in that dress. I'd then wipe my dick on her prom date's pillow. Extremely hosed up troll. Don't joke about the suit.
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# ¿ May 2, 2018 18:03 |
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Relin posted:i havent looked into it that deeply but why do SKers seem to have a bizarrely positive view of NK? or more positive than it should be Because they're Korean.
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# ¿ May 4, 2018 00:22 |
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EasternBronze posted:Like most of the things China is upset about, I doubt the average American even knows this ever happened. It was a big deal in the news at the time. There's a conspiracy theories that it wasn't an accident but was done on purpose because the Serbs had given the embassy secret stealth fighter parts from the F-117 they shot down. (It's usually safer to assume incompetence.)
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# ¿ May 10, 2018 00:14 |
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McGavin posted:I'm the guy financing all the Monkey King movies, thinking "THIS time the Americans will enjoy it!" Has anyone actually watched the Netflix show? I remember people getting mad about whitewashing when it was announced but haven't heard anything since.
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2018 02:51 |
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Early potty training isn't unique to China at all but yeah I recommend it strongly.
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2018 21:53 |
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pr0k posted:I'm seriously considering getting a tattoo It's 沒有為什麼 not 不為什麼 . Also the idea is terrible. e: also traditional characters are preferred for tattoos since they will more quickly smudge into an illegible mess and hide your shame.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2018 19:34 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 00:19 |
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Baronjutter posted:My wife has wanted a nice wall map for our apartment so she finally got one at costco. It was printed this year and also claims to have all flags of the world. My kid's made in China globe has the nine dash line on it, but the borders are drawn with enough chabuduo that Aksai Chin and Arunachal Pradesh remain ambiguous.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2018 22:07 |