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The Great Autismo! posted:http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/british-columbia/vancouver-city-hall-chinese-flag-1.3789155 From a page or two ago, but the mother of the mayor's girlfriend is currently facing the death penalty for corruption. (e: in China obviously) Probably unrelated.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 22:07 |
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# ¿ May 19, 2024 09:17 |
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https://aeon.co/essays/what-chinese-corner-cutting-reveals-about-modernity I would quote some sections, but chabuduo. e: also correct link
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2016 17:51 |
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McGavin posted:My MP, ladies and gentlemen. The best part of Chinese celebrations in Vancouver is the immigrant populations have a really good mix of China (mainlanders), Better China (Hong Kong) and Even Better China (Tiawan). You can imagine how well the CCP celebration at city hall is going over in the city, even before you get to all the non-Chinese people wondering why one of their councillors is raising a foreign flag over the city.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2016 17:48 |
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Haier posted:Haier plunging crazy. Again. When you first started this story I was almost going to ask how, in a country with zero sex-ed, you were able to have a functional FWB negotiation upfront. The rest of the story filled in the blanks about how functional that chat really was. Is that pretty normal in your experience?
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2016 07:45 |
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paperchaseguy posted:Please respect 5,000 probations in glorious Chinar threads, you are hurting the feelings of the moderators. If posters weren't being hauled off and silenced for complete nonsense, it wouldn't be the China thread.
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2016 20:14 |
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THE PWNER posted:But mostly gently caress white tourists who think the ~exotic location~ they're holidaying in must stop for them. They didn't get hit with another tsunami, their elderly king died. The country probably shouldn't stop. When the Queen finally goes, no one in the Commonwealth is closing the pubs over it.
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2016 05:36 |
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McGavin posted:So in addition to having a large Chinese community, Vancouver also has a large Punjabi community. One of the major Punjabi holidays is Vaisakhi, which is sort of like a Punjabi Halloween except you don't have to get dressed up and you get Indian food instead of candy when you go door to door. A co-worker was telling me that he almost had to wrestle an armful of T-shirts out of the hands of a nice Chinese lady at the organ donation sign up table they had at that event. No she didn't sign up for organ donation. The doctors murder you if you are in a hospital and are signed up, do you know?
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2016 17:32 |
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JaucheCharly posted:Algae or urine, you decide. Please let it just be the colour of the tiles of the pool. please
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 23:00 |
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:You guys honestly don't see Chinese people as equal humans to yourself. It's loving disgusting. You are all pathetic sacks, We get lots of practice in the thread somehow.
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2016 05:33 |
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I doubt California has anywhere near as many Mandarin speakers as Vancouver does, but even here Mandarin doesn't even make top 10 of useful languages to know. Portuguese would rank higher. I am sure California can find a better use for the $8 they have budgeted to education than Mandarin classes.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2016 08:10 |
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fish and chips and dip posted:Holy gently caress, they actually pleaded guilty! No excuses like "the cat did it" or anything. It will be likely as all the fraudulent immigrants start getting their status revoked and deported, we will start hearing more about the cat.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2016 16:40 |
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My partners co-worker brought a coffin into the office on Friday for Halloween. All the Chinese people wouldn't go near it, and were getting grumpy with my wife (who is Asian) about getting in it for a photo. It is bad luck don't you know?
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2016 20:41 |
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Telsa Cola posted:There have been a couple of instances where Chinese ships have tried to ram other ships. Thats when you cut the poo poo and seize them, hell fire upon them if you need to. If they try to take off pursue till border then leave off I guess. Even Canada had to start shooting at European fishing boats at one point. Sometimes you just have to escalate it.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 05:58 |
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Outrail posted:Pretty sure a few dudes pissing on a tree a few times a years has virtually zero impact. There are lots of old Chinese guys too, so a couple getting to chat with a judge will also have virtually zero impact.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 23:55 |
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My ability to navigate Chinese grocery stores, filled with old Chinese ladies, is 100% due to my ability to pretend I cannot see any of said Chinese ladies blocking the isles pretending they don't see me. They are surprisingly spry when they realize they have been out-Chinard.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2016 04:04 |
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Blistex posted:So are they making plastic rice, filling bags, and trying to pass it off as legit rice, or are they only filling bags 75% with real rice and scamming the last 25% with the plastic stuff? I can't imagine people who have been eating rice their entire lives would be fooled if you gave them a bowl that was 100% plastic. You'd think they would find more evidence of this, on the street.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 21:44 |
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big time bisexual posted:that's a robot sheep-goats Well he did spot the uncanny valley even if he misidentified the source.
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2016 23:37 |
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Shayu posted:Haier do you not know Chinese? I have met a few people who spent a long time in foreign countries but never learned the language, seems a bit rude to me. If you're going to spend time in another country make an effort to learn the people's language! HHHAAAALLLLOOO! How am I doing?
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2016 20:53 |
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nickmeister posted:Oh, I get that. They want an escape hatch. But it seemed like that guy was actually LIVING in that mcmansion, not just using as a way to hide his money from the CCP. Nah, he had fraudulent entry and exit stamps in his passport as well.
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2016 08:28 |
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Boiled Water posted:I don't get it It's good for lucky.
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2016 17:05 |
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My face was literally this
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 18:43 |
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ded posted:It's a huge instant jump. That is SKY IS FALLING kind of huge. 8-9% swing in a day maybe fine for Venezuela. "2nd largest" "economy" in the world? Holy poo poo!
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 22:54 |
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Was there a memo at the beginning of the year stating that as many episodes as possible of The Simpsons and Rick and Morty were to be replicated in 2016?
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2016 18:19 |
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Pirate Radar posted:This is super interesting, can you tell us more? What other activities does your group do? Have you been hassled by authorities at all? "I am the ghost of Pvt. Seymour Williams returning on the anniversary of my death on this spot. Oooooooooohhh..." Then hop once at him while not breaking eye contact.
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2016 16:12 |
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Fojar38 posted:most developed countries have plenty of loving but it results in fewer kids due to better access to healthcare and sexual education They dialed the nerd boys, and the women who will not date them, up to 11. Their marriage rate dropped, and seriously why wouldn't it. They are still living with 1950 (or earlier) gender norms, except every woman in Japan has a television (or cell phone) depicting what the rest of the first world women have. (If you are an angry American feminist I suggest you never look too closely at Japan as you will probably stroke out.)
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2016 04:07 |
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The best part of that video was everyone that got out of their vehicle to help, yell or punch that dude, just nonchalantly hop back in after watching him drive off into the void.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2016 03:16 |
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Modest Mao doing more work rehabilitating Mao than even the CCP can muster.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 01:42 |
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LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:I've been to many places in the states and nobody has ever picked up on the fact that I'm Canadian when speaking to them, unless they're making small talk about where I'm from while I ask directions or fun stuff to do in the area. Same in Japan and a few other countries. I definitely know people that would be called out for it immediately though. The accent does exist, I just don't think its as common as people think If you are from the west, the accent is quite slight and almost indistinguishable from west coast US. Like the states, the accents gets more pronounced as you go East. There are some words that give it away though. roof, stocking, house, couch
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2017 06:51 |
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Outrail posted:Based on chatter in this thread how likely is it that Canada will give the PRC a list of all Chinese citizens that get Canadian citizenship each year? This does not happen, and is how you keep your citizenship in your original country that disallows dual nationality.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 02:32 |
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Yorkshire Pudding posted:How the gently caress do you make the jump from barber to fake dentist? Why not just go straight into fake dentist? What possible skills could running a clipper over someone's scalp give you that would benefit you yanking out people's rotted molars? A chair that leans back.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 07:42 |
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Arbitrary Coin posted:Another fun fact! The swastika, especially with dogs in each of the hooks, is a traditional Buddhist symbol for peace. I learned this after visiting an old temple in China and being really confused as to why they were all over the doors! If you are in parts of Asia there are swastika markers all over maps indicating shrines.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2017 01:33 |
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Accretionist posted:And they daisy-chained the bubbles in real estate, shadow banking and domestic equities, along with putting 1/3 of the state pension fund into equities Fixed what outlander?
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 18:04 |
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The Great Autismo! posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COTdMeKzlVI World ice hockey domination plan actually coming together.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 04:45 |
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Glenn Quebec posted:Haier goes through an utterly mundane day, sits down to eat his hotpot and liquid poo poo his night away. "Totally scored again goons. This one was a six head and she had a dumb mole and couldn't walk fast enough because of heels she was wearing (I told her we are walking 9km today) and was upset because I wouldn't buy her a 3 RMB lemonade. Anyway, she got lost on her way home and needed help but my stomach was too big because I ate hotpot and kanrenao." I salute you gentle goon.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 23:36 |
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Gorilla Salad posted:A few years ago at work, we had a visiting specialist from, unsurprisingly, China who tried to pull that poo poo. How people like that get through life without getting murdered I will never understand.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 14:56 |
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Jeoh posted:that's actually $396,000 a year Anyone thinking that is an unreasonable amount of cash outflow should direct their attention up thread to the photos of Pikachu McLarens and Lamborghinis being driven in a foot of snow. Hope they enjoy their run.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 18:18 |
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Jimmy Little Balls posted:Also if you have 20 million you can earn about a million a year in interest. You think any of that money is properly invested... It is all sunk into unrented property in Vancouver.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 18:25 |
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I cannot imagine any rich Chinese parents spending money to send their kid to a farm.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2017 04:02 |
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Think anyone will tell that guy that his son is British too and he doesn't need to overstay his visa while his wife goes walk about(lol)?
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 14:51 |
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# ¿ May 19, 2024 09:17 |
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Serephina posted:Who the hell asks for a license for a prospective car buyer? Maybe someone used to dealing with morons, but it's still super condescending Like they would know.
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 02:47 |