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Ceciltron posted:God, yes, but why the hell can't anyone scramble a goddamn egg properly in the entire continent of Asia? The chinese are terrified of runny yolks. The Japanese love 'em. The koreans are busy making bad music and the rest of the world doesn't care. I just want a good, moist egg mess, and yet nobody can do this in China. 계란찜 Korean egg soup. Basically a big fluffy scrambled egg thing in a hot bowl. Really good on its own or with 쌈정.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 11:55 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 20:31 |
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My wife owns a clothing store in Korea and I help out on the weekends. Yesterday a group of 8 older people came in wearing bright neon windbreakers and spent 30 minutes trying stuff on. During this time one of the men who had been loudly yawning walked over to the area behind the register where there are two .7m by .7m square seats. Connected them and then laid down for a nap. I looked at one of the Chinese couples with sort of a "you gonna do something about this guy" style forward shrug where you open your eyes wide and move your head towards them. One of the husbands walked over to his friend, looked at him for 15 seconds then decided he couldn't do anything about it. He woke up 15 minutes later, walked out and smoked a cig. Then came back in and yelled at his wife to ask for more of a discount on a 89,000 won jacket. After they left my Korean wife said a bunch of racist stuff about Chinese people having no manners.
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2016 07:21 |
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THE PWNER posted:When the #1 motivation for moving is because u can't get laid in a country where you're not a novelty just because of your ethnicity, yes it is I agree all countries should remain homogeneous. Race mixing is a crime. Also this is the 1920s correct?
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2016 13:54 |
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I still dont understand why people think you will be drowning in pussy if you move to Asia. My experience from seeing people come and go in Korea is if you weren't getting any in your home country you sure as poo poo weren't gonna get laid here.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2016 09:33 |
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Sapper posted:That would be because of all the GIs in Korea that act like the ugly American. They've given us a bad reputation. During my tour there, I got the best treatment when I went far away from where most soldiers go (Itaewon, TDC). I had no problems getting laid, had a girlfriend for a few months until I PCS'd. Honestly, I enjoyed Korea--best year of my career.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2016 18:08 |
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I don't know if ya'll heard yet but the pres of Korea (PGH) has been taking orders from a weird cult leader and skimming a bunch of money towards him. Everyone is pissed. http://www.latimes.com/world/asia/la-fg-korea-president-scandal-snap-story.html
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2016 08:17 |
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Lil protip. If you are sticking your dick in crazy shell out the 200yuan for a love motel. I know you've never met a nickle you would part with but your gonna end up on the wrong side of a knife or a call to immigration if you keep picking up anything above a 6 on a dating app. There is a reason they can't find a guy normally.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2016 11:24 |
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quote:OK, Grandpa. LMAO. Scary internet apps that are wildly popular means everyone is broken, as goons like to infer. I promise I won't give out my credit card information!
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2016 13:53 |
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Thank you for this good luck page and God Bless all who post in this thread and also please remember dokdo is korea. Thank you.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2016 07:12 |
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There has to be someone like them in the thread or people start jerking themselves off about how much better they are then everyone else. Every electric current needs a grounder. Thx FBR and THA PWNDER. God bless and 수고하세요.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2016 15:06 |
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Let it be known this is for typical POS goon apts. The apt I am renting they used a cement cutter and cut a small circle through the wall and epoxy'd it up after so no air comes through. This is less of an Asia thing and more of a lowest price option for whoever hired them since they dont have to live there.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 12:11 |
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I dont know how it is in China but in Korea the nicotine content in cigs is bunk. I started smoking out here and when I went back to the states on vaca I bought the same brand and drat near coughed a lung out.
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2016 07:43 |
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I wish during my last 5 years here in Asia anyone ever tried to push me or walk into me here but everyone has always defered or moved out of my way. Perks of not being a beanpole or a manlet I suppose.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 10:49 |
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With a dome that big it's a shame the inscrutable easterner is so against losing face.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 12:34 |
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Did he also slightly lower his sunglasses and say "ohh yeahh" in a super low pitch?
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2016 03:41 |
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Are you telling me Whataboutism isn't a meaningful arguement??? Someone inform the wumaos before it is too late!!!
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2016 04:07 |
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Pon de Bundy posted:i thought the stereotype was that chinese men have really small dongs and foreigners have massive dongs
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 04:08 |
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China already has over 50 unique ethnicities so I am sure it will be treated like all the other ones that aren't Han.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 04:20 |
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I learned Korean so I am in much worse shape.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 04:35 |
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I cannot comment because I am not a vet.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2016 10:45 |
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My wife wants to take a day trip to Beijing from Seoul to eat some famous North Korean food there, do they still do those 72 hour free visas even for Americans?
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2016 14:19 |
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BMI is a flawed index and doesn't account for those of us with huge muscles *shovels 3rd hamburger in mouth*
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2016 12:13 |
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Grand Fromage posted:Korean sashimi comes with bones in it, at least where I lived. I've asked a couple Korean chefs about that and they both told me it's too much trouble to remove the bones. And with triggerfish specifically crunching the bones is apparently part of the deal. Koreans generally like sashimi in full rigor mortis or still half frozen so it's chewy. If she's had Japanese sashimi it probably just didn't occur to her to think about the lack of bones.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 07:05 |
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Do they have refried beans? They took the beans off the menu in Korea. I guess the shipping is too much for something only the palefaces enjoy.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2017 15:42 |
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Haiers stories are weird to me because he is always running into other foreigners. I see like one a month.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 12:51 |
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In my first month in Korea I was getting some food with a weirdo brit expat (I later found out he was super into trains and nonstop posted about how good brexit is) who lived around my hood. On the way back I saw 2 sober 40ish Korean guys beating the absolute dogshit out of a completely shitfaced dude while a woman cried out hysterically. I am talking full force face punches and slamming his head into a car door and leaving dents. Eventually one the guys cocked back and accidentally elbowed the woman which put an end to the beat down. I thought Korea was gonna be off the loving chain after that, alas, 5 years later I aint seen anything I would even call a fight since.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2017 16:52 |
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All the white people in my city are immigrant Russian workers. I dont even try anything past a mild *we both share a skin color that isnt average here* head nod.
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 10:22 |
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That aint an arranged marriage. That was tantan before the internet.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2017 05:01 |
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All the goons I have met have been generally good people with the occasional weirdo sprinkled in but none of them were ever malicious in their weirdness. Maybe that has something to do with Korea but Haiers deep fear of meeting people from the internet makes me think it is more on Haier being a strange person who invites conflict versus goons actually being assholes [however once again maybe chinagoons are a lot different then korea goons.]
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 17:06 |
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I like Haier because everyone one has 1 or 2 wierd hook up stories (especially out here in Asia) and then they usually becomes traumatised and move on to something else but Haier's stories are like watching a bird fly into a closed window over and over and over.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 18:46 |
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I came to terms with waygook and laowai when I stopped defining it as a label (foreigner) and instead defined it as a non inclusive grouping term (not east Asian/korean/han). When you grow up in a 99.99% homogeneous country and all you see is people of the same ethnicity for 18, 25, 40+ years it probably becomes hard to break the habit of pointing out something that is normally a surprise (seeing a nonchinese in the average town in China.)
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2017 18:21 |
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Theyre saying Kims older bro got stabbed by 2 girls with poison needles who jumped into a taxi and got away. You think theyll get caught?
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 17:04 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I hate this conversation so much. Korean coworkers use it as a justification for making you do things, to try and guilt you into it.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 04:26 |
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angel opportunity posted:My in-laws are staying with us, so gear up for a China story. I am glad you are finally enjoying your time in Florida.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 15:26 |
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They do historical mangas for middle schoolers all the time. One of my students had a manga on noted wheel chair science man Steven Hawking.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2017 02:22 |
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Glenn Quebec posted:If an maoi costs money then no, Haier didn't use it. Was Haier miserly before he came to China or did seeing grandmas waiting in lines at 6am for free coffee influence him. Maybe he will take the worst part of China with him wherever he goes.
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# ¿ May 30, 2017 12:23 |
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In korea they only have access to your med records if theyre sponsering your visa.
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 07:27 |
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Maybe he is buying not renting.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 11:14 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 20:31 |
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ladron posted:As for the women with prostitutes, I mean, just a guess, but some girl going to a host bar with her friends and hooking up with the host or something.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2017 14:41 |