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Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
An excellent Haier recap.

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Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Please marry this one, for the thread.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Put me down for a preorder please Power Khan

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
It will be the first step into a long line of paying for poo poo.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Yeah Nah.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

Pirate Radar posted:

It's like watching a raccoon break into a supermarket. I can't believe this is happening but I respect that he's having the time of his life.

Summed up so well.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Pretty sure Haier is doing Zeus's work as previously mentioned.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
So Duerte is visiting China meanwhile anti American rallies are spiralling our of control in the Phillipines. Makes me wonder how many pesos China paid them?

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Keigos on a level where most Japanese don't know how to speak it properly.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Will we see a remake of Voltes V for the filo audience?

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Please stop quoting people on our ignore lists

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Yes it has come full circle, much like drill bits made in China

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
You mean we didn't learn that from Vietnamese during the war?

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Yeah Campsie and Burwood are full of Daigou and so is Wechat if you use it in Oz, baby powder, blackmores crap etc

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
not only sideways, but the pubes are straight!

I am pretty sure FBR is actually DaBongLord

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QIlCC8_xMw

My secret backstory for him is that he was a good Asian student in Australia however he was jokingly invited to a house party at school and the skater kids were amazed at his ability to imbibe marijuana due to his Chinese body being different to western bodies. Years of Marijuana has twisted his mind and he now vents and rants in GBS as an outlet for his frustration that he has in being a youtube celeb.

Kharnifex fucked around with this message at 06:10 on Oct 22, 2016

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

JacksAngryBiome posted:

The Japanese tend to be very happy drunks. 12 years in Japan, plenty of it spent drinking with friends, coworkers, bosses, and strangers, and I have only seen one fist fight. It was between drunk fat salary men on a train at 7am.

Year 2000 I had a Japanese guy drunkenly yell at me on the train and basically say it was shameful that Japan lets foreigners into the country, this was during bonenkai, my Japanese friends escorted him off at the next station. Never seen anything remotely resemble a fight or angry drunks since that. Holy poo poo there is alot of street peeing and train puking during bonenkai and shinenkai tho.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

peanut posted:

Once there was a good who bought some FAKE EGGS and I never got follow-up on how eggs could be faked and if they are actually edible. Can we please talk about fake foods that are sold as real food?

Last time I was in Hong Kong there was two scams running, one was smuggling meat in to beat some 0.002 cent tax per kilo and the other was fake eggs.

The whole salers sold them for cheap and disappeared, they were nice and heavy so market goers bought them, they were made using crushed seashell, seaweed extract and a rubber bouncy ball.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
My new neighbour has a 24 hour wine delivery racket, illegal where I live but they are making some made cash

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

oohhboy posted:

Ehh? That has to be BS or the decimal is in the wrong place as you would have to smuggle 1 ton of meat to "Save" 2 dollars and the costs of collecting that tax would far outweigh the income.

But then this is China BS, there really could be some dude smuggling a ton of meat for 2 extra dollars.

Uhh dude, it was container ships full of meat, of course it is worth doing!

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

oohhboy posted:

The "Average" Container ship is 25,000 tonnes so you save 50,000 if it was literally a meat ship. Of course that doesn't take into account of the container weight and associated refrigeration. Then there would be the bribes/fines/jail. @ $5/Kg the shipment would be worth upwards of $125M(!) so you would be risking that deal and future ones for $50,000 or less.

Gotta squeeze every drop of blood I guess.

Yeap, of course I made up the figure, but it was something insanely small and the point you have above is what was so 'shocking' about it, they smuggled meat risking fines and rep to save a minuscule amount of cash.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

Pon de Bundy posted:

if you're white and handsome in china can't you just make money being some kind of 1800's style american freakshow

Yeah, mate of mine played an evil White industrialist/ shipping guy in a period drama

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Just finished watching Dennis Rodman's Big Bang in PyongYang, truly North Korea IS best Korea!

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
The lady soldiers wear heels.



loving Radbadical!

Kharnifex fucked around with this message at 20:42 on Dec 1, 2016

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Donald-kun is going all gently caress China on us

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

UltraRed posted:

This never existed.

deleted from imperial records

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Oh god I had flashbacks to the Tuckermax anal story and the feeling of sand/grit

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
get in the robot lecher

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

pants in my pants posted:

"Children don't need water" -a gbs chinathread poster.

But hot water good for healthy!

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Someone start a wiki for him

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
drat, I am bummed to hear our friend Rene the lecher is sick, I hope he at least can get some comfort looking at post 90's beauties.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

Ein cooler Typ posted:

I asked a Chinese girl for her number

she said "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"

I said "Wow!"

Then her friend said "She said 666-3629"

Go home dad, you are drunk

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Ah what a nostalgia trip, good story.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
I just said feiiiiii and they let me pass with my old passport

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
He is the voice of reason in this thread

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
You'll do no such thing young man!

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
The queue cutting in ocean Park and Hong Kong Disneyland had myself and a friend locking arms and blocking people to stop them.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
If you want to easily avoid Nigerians in the various kabukicho's of japan, as you walk past them and they approach all you have to do is put your open palm to the side of your face as if blocking poo poo being thrown at you and they will just back off. When I first lived in Japan in the year 2000, my friends mother belonged to an email group of mothers who believed all Gaijin in Japan were out to rape their daughters, and this was usually fuelled by incidents near Yokohama and Okinawa's bases.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
If you do dodgy stuff in Japan you are opening yourself up to being rorted, and worse case scenario detained for 21 days without a charge and then deportation and life ban. It's just not worth the risk

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
What would the food be like if chilli never came to Asia.

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Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Please ensure to keep the China thread pure and free from those kimchi eaters and anime watchers.

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