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freeper posted:To: LouAvul Umm... look at this freeper's signature. Freepers: Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be
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Kurtofan posted:you know that this song was written during a time where the armies of European powers were attacking France right No you see the French Revolution mainly came about because of economic anxiety regarding Prussians, Russians, Austrians, Brits, Ottomans, Spaniards, and Italians stealing NOTER TRAVAIL. The revolutionaries managed to dispose the Bourbons, who were despised because they allowed porous borders, but went too far when they composed that anti-globalist song quoted above and beheaded Louis XVI, noted deep state actor. This was a straw too far for the fragmented globalists of Europe and they all sent their armies and navies to crush the insurrection. Amid the chaos, a proud nationalist, who was not afraid to be anti-PC or HRE, arose. His name was Napoleon Albert Einstein Bonaparte. And he promised to build a "Maginot Wall" to keep the foreign hordes at bay. Alas, the combined weight of the globe proved too much for Napoleon--who was no Atlas--and he ended up exiled, mostly due to unfair treatment in the press. But his ground game was in the hearts of the French people all along and he quickly returned to defend las volk against the impending international doom. But you know how this story must end by now: the globalists using nefarious tactics such as a larger, more experienced, better supplied force defeated the Homme whom loved France and Corsica first and foremost. And that is why La Marseillaise is xenophobic and racist and bad.
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Apr 18, 2017 06:13
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Check out the freep dollar I received in change:
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Apr 22, 2017 00:25
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It's been a thing since Clancy days at least but the conservative simultaneous worship and dread of The EMP still brings a smile to my face.
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May 10, 2017 02:02
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BarbarianElephant posted:Even if Seth Rich *was* silenced by MurderHillary, he's unlikely to have gasped it out with his last breath because he'd have no idea that the guy who shot him was in the pay of the Underwoods, uh Clintons. He'd be more concerned with things like "Am I gonna die?" or "Tell Mom that I love her" or "Oh God the pain." "Dying for Hillary's emails!"
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May 24, 2017 23:26
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Turtlicious posted:Someone drudge up what Freep is saying about the guy that assaulted a reporter. This is a great typo for the freep thread. Also it was requested about five posts before but hey reading is hard.
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May 25, 2017 07:43
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No negative war story ever? Very cool, very edgy; my mind is expanded.
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May 27, 2017 07:14
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goddamnedtwisto posted:I think the first map shows all the *claims* the British Empire made in 1900, hence the Arabian Peninsula, Afghanistan, and chunks of eastern Africa and China being in there, all territories that were being fought over (diplomatically or militarily) at the time. If you ignore these certain British colonies and then also ignore all the other hosed up colonial legacy countries left by Spain and France and the US and Belgium and others and also think Britain (which didn't technically exist yet) was a global power in the 17th century, then yes I'm down to blame the Brits. Or maybe if you want to overgeneralize for why the world is hosed up--and really less so than usual in history--start with at least imperialism rather than specifically the British empire. And I love seeing that one freeper having a bit of sense about the uranium "transfer." You know they're still awful but you see so much less basic reasoning on freep these days that's it's equivalent to spotting an endangered unicorn. I have to wonder how they still exist these days. Or maybe leftist goon-freep spelunkers purposefully ignore the common sense solutions?? Pontius Pilate fucked around with this message at 10:10 on Jun 13, 2017 |
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Jun 13, 2017 10:03
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SocketWrench posted:I dunno where they drew the meth thing from anyways. Meth in the US is more of a southern Republican redneck type thing when it comes to poors making it That plus the idea of anyone with half a brain using a charcoal grill indoors somehow made that the dumbest post in a sea of stupid. Oh and the scare factor of cooking ~goat~ I know, Muslims aren't people/don't have even half a brain. Pontius Pilate fucked around with this message at 08:38 on Jun 17, 2017 |
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Jun 17, 2017 08:35
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Neo_Crimson posted:There was also a freeper story where they went to Spain and refused to leave the Holiday Inn except for bus tours because they were scared of all the Mexicans. A classic. There was also a freeper who surprisingly visited Chicago but hated it because there were too many Islam bookstores (there's like two). And this story resurfaced in the Chicago thread: http://nymag.com/selectall/2016/08/homeless-youtube-couple-flees-chicago-after-one-day.html Not freepers, but a 19yo married YouTube couple with stupid names, moved to Chicago and left after a day when a homeless minority was kinda weird to them. The video they posted about it is a true marvel.
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Jun 28, 2017 22:43
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try the new taco place posted:TIL Bob Dylan was a rapper, and it wasn't even in one of the Freep quotes You were more polite about that than I would have been; you are the Superer Muslim.
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Jul 1, 2017 12:06
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SocketWrench posted:I hope someone places hats on his tombstone And pour out a tiny combination Budweiser Marlboro
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Jul 17, 2017 01:03
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:Mine will always be acronyms Radios in cars for me.
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Jul 17, 2017 02:09
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Admiral Ray posted:If they go legit MGTOW instead of hanging around whining ineffectually then great, excellent, the system works. But that's never what happens. The military running this administration honestly seems like one of the better and more realistic outcomes possible.
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Aug 8, 2017 08:45
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evilmiera posted:How in the gently caress do you forget the fact that that line about "First they came for.." is ABOUT THE NAZIS? loving hell Freep. That was pretty clearly a freeper making fun of other freepers defending stormfront y'all
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Aug 30, 2017 01:23
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TapTheForwardAssist posted:Note: Freepers make terrible friends: It was his friend who was pulled over and had that bullshit done to him. Think a freeper would learn a lesson about discrimination and injustice but hey it's freep but reading comprehension cmon goons.
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Aug 31, 2017 03:37
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TapTheForwardAssist posted:That's the point: he's a lovely friend who cheers a policy that got his buddy locked up for two days for no legit reason. Heh yeah so much egg on my face, sorry
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Aug 31, 2017 03:58
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mllaneza posted:Our greatest troll. Wow I can’t believe I had forgotten about that crazy triangle. So many memories...
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Jan 18, 2018 21:43
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ToxicSlurpee posted:That just makes me think of that Onion video. This always impressed me for its prescience similar to their article from a long forgotten time: https://politics.theonion.com/bush-our-long-national-nightmare-of-peace-and-prosperi-1819565882
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Mar 5, 2018 01:59
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Lprsti99 posted:Freep: OK, I have had enough winning now thank you very much. Not even close to the top three as it stands. Verdict? Death by ZOT!
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Mar 26, 2018 06:59
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Post poste posted:Do you have the full quotes of this? They where good for a laugh. It’s in the OP. Some other gems too.
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Eh, gay to mean bad is a more recent trend (that is declining, thank the gods) due to the AIDS epidemic and the increased attention for gay rights. Gay, and human being and all the other ones, became a lovely shibboleth to prove how straight you were; most outgrow it but freep-types don’t. But before the 80’s—and some cracking before from Stonewall et al and loosening sexual mores—heterosexuality was so pervasive that that lovely shibboleth was less necessary. Obviously 50’s and 60’s America was rampantly homophobic but kids weren’t using gay interchangeably with bad like my closeted child-self was in the 90’s and 00’s. tldr: I’d be way less surprised to hear a freeper complain about how gay used to mean happy until the queers ruined it, than to use gay to mean “bad” edit: rereading the posts above it’s about calling people gay which ya has always been a thing and not the “poo poo is gay” sense which I would still find weird from an older person but I’ll just leave this block of text anyway Pontius Pilate fucked around with this message at 19:22 on Jul 17, 2018 |
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Jul 17, 2018 19:18
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Y’all are gonna get haunted by one angry dalereed ghost
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Jul 30, 2018 20:44
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VitalSigns posted:When you reach the point of assuming Lincoln is just like "eh whatever who cares if we win battles or not" and keeps McClellan in command for the entire war you might as well just assume Lincoln shrugs and lets the secessionists go without a fight in the first place. Eh, this type of deterministic thinking isn’t very useful when viewing history. Yes, the confederacy had a small chance of achieving their political goals, but they had a chance nevertheless. And more specifically it’s not too absurd to imagine Lincoln keeping on a well-respected general by both enlisted and officers who was genuinely gifted at logistics, which the ACW is one of the earlier ‘total war between industrial nations’ where logistical stuff really matters.
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Aug 24, 2018 07:26
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SocketWrench posted:Oh yes, and I bet they cite Harrison as defense. Reminds me of when they lost their poo poo after Obama emasculated a Proud Marine by forcing him to hold an umbrella.
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Nov 11, 2018 23:25
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Any good HW stuff or is it mostly just “thank god that RINO is dead” mixed in with some “be civil, he died (and at least he was a republican)”?
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Dec 3, 2018 06:41
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Fulchrum posted:If its freep technology, it'll just be a bucket with a frowny face on it, and a tape recorder continuously replaying someone screaming the N word. Excuse me, Free Republic is a Family Forum. The bucket will be shrieking “urban ferals.”
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Jan 1, 2019 01:26
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SocketWrench posted:"He's a smart guy" Listen, just because you were dumb enough to fall for his "self made man" bullshit doesn't make him smart got ‘em good!
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Jan 24, 2019 10:38
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Plinkey posted:At work right now so can't really post from my phone but the freep tears are flowing hard today over Trump caving on the wall and shut down. This was one of those news stories where my first thought was “I can’t wait for freep.” Love those.
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Jan 25, 2019 21:41
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Still love that freeper whose “friend” told him all about twinks.
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Feb 24, 2019 18:45
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Xiahou Dun posted:Ah okay. I guessed it was something like that but now I know for sure. Thanks! It works out nicely even if you don’t know who he is though since Kyle Jack is such an aggressively white name.
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Mar 8, 2019 00:55
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jobson groeth posted:Quite progressive for a freeper to only be 11 years behind the times isn't it. And to predict who the republican nominee will be four years in advance.
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Mar 11, 2019 20:48
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Elephant Ambush posted:"It's ok when we do it because we're the red hat wearing Good Guys" ftfy
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Mar 20, 2019 19:02
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Not exactly the right place to ask but it seems in the spirit of the thread and we’re all sick here: I recently finished cyrano’s Ghost thread and with it all the recaps of patriot fiction and right wing trash literature that I know of. The Bracken thread here, that retroism (?) civil war nonsense offsite, and, of course, the wonderful Left Behind recaps. Please tell me there’s untapped insanity in this genre!
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Jun 16, 2019 03:24
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It’s on a weird forum, and the commentary isn’t quite as good as our brave goons and the left behind guy, but it’s batshit insane and a must read if you enjoy this nonsense (and we’re in the freep thread, we all do): https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/coiler-reads-victoria-a-novel-of-fourth-generation-what-the.360750/ Xiahou Dun posted:Did he come back and finish that thread? Nah, I just had never read it. Let’s go bug him about it in the milhist thread! chitoryu12 posted:I did a two-part thread about the Superhawks series by Mack Maloney. He started as just a regular pulp writer making a "Crimson Skies in the 1980s but with more tits and blood" series called Wingman full of crazy poo poo like C-5s turned into gunships and the KKK Air Force, and then 9/11 totally broke his brain. Superhawks is a series about a black ops organization with an unlimited budget to get revenge on 9/11 by killing every single Muslim terrorist possible, regardless of the collateral damage they cause. Yup, this sounds perfect. Thanks! Corsair Pool Boy posted:There is always more, and it is always worse. Oh ya, I wasn’t afraid this well was going to dry up anytime soon, just the let’s reads of them. I haven’t stooped to reading this trash myself (yet) Pontius Pilate fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Jun 17, 2019 |
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Albino Squirrel posted:Do you have a link to the threads on this here site? Here’s Bracken’s Enemies Foreign and Domestic: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3506161&perpage=40 And John Ringo’s Ghost: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3385144&perpage=40 Bonus! John Ross’s Unintended Consequences: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3054909&perpage=40 Enjoy. Pontius Pilate fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Jun 18, 2019 |
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Jun 18, 2019 00:07
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Thought it was maybe posted here but I can’t find it and my google skills are failing me: anyone got a link to the CYOA someone is running offsite set in the patriot fiction dystopia of Victoria?
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Aug 15, 2019 02:13
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McGlockenshire posted:We're pretty goddamn hosed. Thanks for your service! The thread really hasn’t been the same without you.
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Oct 6, 2019 09:44
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SpaceSDoorGunner posted:What’s the origin of the current Confederate ancestors thread title? I believe it was in regards to some confederate statute removal.
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Old Kentucky Shark posted:There was a fun poll a little while back that broke down the religious vote in insane detail. “Identifies as evangelical and attends church once a week” had a conservative lean, “Identifies as evangelical and attends church more than once a week” had a very strong conservative lean, but “Identifies as evangelical, does not attend church “ was a vertical red spike rising to meet the sun. Got a link? Would love to look at it all.
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