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Welcome to the newest Freep thread! For the uninitiated, Freep, short for Free Republic, is a forum with a 1996 layout where the worst right-winged gently caress stains go to post about how America is dead, liberals/satan/gays are taking over the US, and blacks roam freely. Figure it's time for a fresh thread to harvest the crops of the first female president. _______________________________________________ Why do these jerks deserve a thread? Freep's a special little place in the pile of poo poo known as the far right. It's a gathering place for conservative thought except it's really not a place for thought. They subscribe to the form of conservative thought that conservatism cannot fail and all the ills in the world are because of global marxist liberalist elitisms. All bad people are liberals and all good people are conservatives. Republican rapes kids and covers it up? Nope liberal sorry! Eight years of the first islamofacist black president has not done well for their aging population, either. They possess incredibly religious zealotry for Supply Side Jesus who hates gays, blacks, single women, etc. It's ruled by JimRob, a decrepit scam artist that somehow gets people to donate to his site that he claims costs like 500k/yr to run or some poo poo. In reality it's just a way to funnel social security checks into his family coffers. He rules over Freep with an Iron Rascal. Ultimately, he decides what's conservative and what's not. That's OK because Freepers are secretly authoritarians and love being told what to think. JimRob zots (bans) anyone who disagrees with him. During the GOP primaries, he picks a candidate and it becomes illegal to talk bad about them. Anyone who does gets told they're a troll and zotted away. As a result, the Freep numbers have slowly dwindled and their hatred distilled into pure rage. So basically Freep's an echo chamber of right wing think that's unparalleled in its putrid filth. We regular readers of the thread enjoy it so much because they're so disconnected with reality it's hilarious. They also freak the gently caress out when good things happen to America. ________________________ Some Helpful Tips Alright this thread's for entertainment purposes only. Do not get worked up over these gently caress stains. They're old twats dying a lonely, miserable death. Frequently during the holidays we'll drudge up posts about how they've cut out family members that do not agree with their brand of conservative. In reality, their family probably just stopped visiting so they don't have to hear OBAMA SECRET MUSLIM COMMIE anymore. It's considered good form to post a link to the Freep thread you mine from. Older quotes that does not apply to since their site is garbage and mining quotes using their search sucks. Screen grabs are OK too. The only real rule here we ask is please do not touch the poop. Freep does not need a bunch of lovely trolls to post horrid opinions. Trolling them is never funny do not do it. _______________________________________ Here's some Freep opinions: On Islam quote:Muzzlimes: I watched 9/11 happen, through a window in a tall building. ...cont quote:Even then you can’t trust a Muslim because they are allowed to lie to advance Islam. In practice, Muslims will lie to you about practically anything. On the Anus quote:The anus is the expulsion port for waste fecal matter. Those attempting procreation through this orifice are confused. quote:They are promoting all sorts of sodomy. Since sex requires genitals, it is only fitting (no pun intended) that they redefine the anus this way. Sick bastards. quote:They do. Straight people engage in it as well. ...on Women (in regards to voting) quote:My wife has always said that was a mistake. Women’s wants are incompatible in the main with freedom and small government. Consciously they may desire thees things but they tend to vote for the pol who promises security for them and their children, just to be safe. quote:This is why a woman should NEVER be president, or even court judges. They are dominated by their feelings in ways that men just aren’t. quote:I am of the opinion that it was one of the largest factors regarding why the nation is in such a mess currently. They really don't like woman's rights. quote:The only vote women should have is whether to cook beef or chicken for dinner. quote:Yes, the downfall of America began with the women’s right to vote. quote:The Honorable Jan Brewer Another If I were In charge post: quote:A PERMANENT ANSWER TO SUPREME COURT AND FEDERAL GOVERNMENT ABUSES (Hostage) Noteworthy Posters: SavageSusie is a legitimate-----crazy person---who uses the----dash----entirely too much. Some Sex quote:9/15/2016, 2:04:09 PM · 7 of 16 Susie on Millennials quote:8/28/2016, 12:00:59 PM · 82 of 185 Lazamataz This guy's basically Hitler but instead of conquering things just wants death. Recently he's been posting the same thing about Obama's last days in office. Wonder if he'll do the same for Hillary quote:It is 170 days, 4 hours, 14 minutes, 13 seconds until the stuttering enemy-agent Muslim-excusing pusillanimous lawless defiling unctuous disgusting formulaic puerile wicked wretched venal grifting furious (and fast), conniving Marxism-loving stomach-turning corrupt impoverishing personal-history-concealing absurd unaccomplished contemptible megalomaniacal perjurious taxing nauseating blasphemous race-baiting crazed trash-talking cynical arrogant vacuous sanctimonious exploitive mercurial mocking Christophobic nefarious vile Republican-enabled wimpy prevaricating raging hoplophobia-consumed irresponsible belligerent repellent childish insolent felonious illegitimate jejune panic-encouraging contentious creepy effete deleterious chaos-creating lying robotic repulsive pugnacious secretive brazenly-hypocritical imperious globalist preening maniacal disdainful Godless opportunistic trifling insincere ruinous prideful petty underhanded pretentious fraudulent heinous autocratic twisted reality-inverting perverse foolish Imperialist bragging transsexual-favoring sacrilegious insidious vengeful tricky oily pathetic artificial querulous haughty glib self-centered unrepentant constantly-golfing despicable Che-idolizing demonic cocky nihilistic deflecting destructive Islamic ruthless tragedy-celebrating malevolent miscreant caucasian-hating nasty malefactor presumptuous loathsome homosexual dark-and-moody Allah-worshiping failing criminal-coddling baneful patronizing oligarchist disasterous conspiracy-creating smug anti-American immodest freakish hostile sissified thin-skinned toxic oppressive Internet-killing sociopathic hateful disrespectful racist Mohammad-loving traitorous evil supercilious devious angry incompetent treasonous Supreme-Court-destroying manipulating threatening collaborating middle-finger-waving heartless breacher-of-trust socialist perfidious slippery petulant conceited deviant violence-provoking Constitution-ignoring malignant provocational ignoble queer narcissist noxious Saboteur-In-Chief illegal duplicitous effluent-like hideous dreadful Satanic communist gay crack-smoking pernicious Kenyan crypto-muslim mendacious dictator usurping scamming Choom-smoking so-called-President "Stompy-Foot" Obama, who is now a confirmed supporter of Islamic terrorists, leaves office. His most famous post was posting this: ______________________________________ Dalereed Thread hero, and old, angry grandpa. quote:In every other country in the world, all participants in anything contraversatly in an accident or illegal is guilty until proved innocent. quote:LIE DOWN IN THE STREET AND DIE quote:To hell with them all, the last movie I went to was almost 60 years ago. ________________________________ quote:To: C19fan quote:To: markomalley quote:To: stars & stripes forever quote:To: The_Media_never_lie Enjoy your stay FRiends!! Edit: Lol 2016 Election Coverage Begins on Page 55 Islam is the Lite Rock FM fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Nov 9, 2016 |
# ¿ Sep 16, 2016 22:39 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 18:13 |
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Tony Phillips posted:Guess what page the thread will be on when the election is called for Hillary, and win a prize! 14 or 88?
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2016 22:57 |
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mind the walrus posted:I'm new here. Holy poo poo this is great. Do they know we're watching them? They're aware but think we're part of some cabal of satan.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2016 22:59 |
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mind the walrus posted:We're not? Oh we are yeah pretty much.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2016 23:02 |
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Neo_Crimson posted:Where'd this thread title come from? Freeper post about gays a few weeks ago. I thought it was cute.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2016 00:29 |
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bobkatt013 posted:Is the prize lying in the street and dying? Saying hi to Satan for me.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2016 01:15 |
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PotatoJudge posted:How many Freepers are left? Have any of the pro-Cruz faction come back or switched sides? Some knew to keep their heads down and turned on Cruz as a fake conservative.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2016 01:40 |
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Geostomp posted:CNN is so pissed that Trump wasted their time that they are actually doing their jobs and attacking his lies and lack of qualification. I can't wait for the Freep meltdown. Clinton News Network.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2016 03:47 |
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Erghh posted:They really have moved into Pulsar of Pure Hate phase. Smaller but so much more concentrated and direct. They also don't seem quite as active overall but when they do get going it's just a stream of total rage anymore. They're hatred's pretty periodic too.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2016 20:50 |
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OptimusShr posted:Do they seriously think Soros has more money than everyone else in the country combined and can buy whatever he wants? Soros is the spy movie villain that has endless resources and unlimited power to take down nations.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2016 22:30 |
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The Haitian posted:They're saying this was an intentional bombing, so this is probably the last nail in the coffin for Hillary's campaign. There will be no Freeper tears in November, but instead Freeper gloating. You're an idiot.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 06:09 |
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The Haitian posted:Have you seen the polls? They were tied before this incident, and this can only help Trump. BTW they found a second device, a pressure cooker like the Boston bombers used. People in this thread are way too confident about HRC's chances. For one, this is the Freep thread and this poo poo don't belong here. Second, Trump gets a chance to run his mouth which won't help him one bit. Third, we do not loving know any loving details. Could be a deplorable for all we know. Fourth, go to bed you idiot.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 06:18 |
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Yeah if you want to be a pessimistic little sissy go post in uspol or toxx trump.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 06:30 |
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MizPiz posted:You guys are right, we'll have a big laugh over this once Jeb secures the nomination. gently caress off.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 06:41 |
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Hail Satan then!
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2016 07:53 |
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mind the walrus posted:Everyone has a new world order plan. Why do they assume people benefiting from the current system even want a new order? Hulk Hogan benefited from a new world order.
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2016 12:50 |
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Drone posted:Along that vein, how did the OP manage to forget max_americana, who claims to be a Hollywood exec and the only person responsible for the Marvel Cinematic Universe being such a hit? I didn't even know that crazy person still posted. Sure enough he does: Occupy Wall Street, 5 years later. quote:9/18/2016, 7:56:26 PM · 6 of 10
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2016 23:25 |
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Richard Sherman's a pretty smart dude, Freep.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2016 22:15 |
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Neo_Crimson posted:Something something lieberal conspiracy, silent majority, etc. Silent majority is silent because they're dead and the dead only vote Democratic.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2016 23:09 |
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CommissarMega posted:Think of it this way- if the DoE is abolished, the military would finally have the spending it needs to spread FREEDOM!™ across the world. Kids don't need no teaching and guidance besides that of their parents anyhow. That's only like 70b. Not a lot of freedom.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2016 00:04 |
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Glug glug glug glug so delicious.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2016 05:57 |
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Scratch Monkey posted:I don't get how Trump, the son of a rich land developer whose whole identity has been built around being a super wealthy New York City business tycoon, is so easily considered as "one of us" by Freep. Oh my sweet child you have so much to learn.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2016 12:43 |
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McGlockenshire posted:
Holy gently caress I'm dying here.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2016 03:20 |
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God speed you hateful, hateful rear end in a top hat. May you tell whatever awaits us beyond to lie down in the street and die.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 02:07 |
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SocketWrench posted:You'd think they'd be all for this since super obama and the legion of Democrats can shut up freepers any day now while the government has control over the internet Now all freep downtime can be blamed on the UN!
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2016 18:21 |
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SocketWrench posted:But that doesn't equal 88 grand. How is freep staying online? I can at least respect the taking money from the deplorable shitheads that make up Freep.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2016 23:53 |
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WrenP-Complete posted:What else might they do with their money? Not tip their servers?
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2016 00:13 |
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quote:To: justlurking I'm confused. Aside from unemployed, how do you pay zero taxes without knowing what a tax return is?
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2016 08:10 |
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Jay Rust posted:And I thought anti-Semitism was the one thing Freep didn't have Nope they just like Israel since it's needed to bring jeezus back.
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2016 04:16 |
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The Haitian posted:Pence won by lying his rear end off, but he still won. Unless Trump has two more meltdowns in each of the next debates, we're hosed on Election Day and Freepers will be gloating. Hahahahha what timeline you posting from? See. Islam is the Lite Rock FM fucked around with this message at 08:29 on Oct 5, 2016 |
# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 08:24 |
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Really though a ball of pure, black hatred devoid of any good cannot simply die.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2016 08:48 |
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RagnarokAngel posted:Well good news is he was pretty far from black I feel bad for the dude who tried to replace his blood with embalming fluid. Had to have been a gently caress ton of spider-wasps that escaped.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2016 09:41 |
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xthetenth posted:Not getting the sig. Something something IMPERIALISM YARGHHHHH *fart* I think?
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2016 00:36 |
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Yeah you gently caress that chicken Freep. Man I'm enjoying this too much. Been reading Mike Crapos fb post about dumping Trump. So much hate and "...but Hillary!!!!!" projection.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2016 18:41 |
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Deki posted:Wait, dalereed is dead? He died and the gop is currently burning. Wonder if they're related.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2016 23:37 |
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FYI Romney losing was their last chance at staying in the gop. So was McCain. Freep anger will heal my broken heart after the Cubs get womped out of the NLDS on Thursday.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2016 10:41 |
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Geostomp posted:They really are barely a step away from a full on Nazi-style movement. If they are any indication, Prestor Jane was right: we will get real terrorists after the Orange One falls. Things are going to get dark next month. The Rascal Rebellion will be disavowed as a false flag. Really, though, maybe a group of terrorists will take over an US Forest Service building closed for winter and that's it.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2016 10:59 |
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Actual freep posters will never get off their fat, decrepit asses to do anything.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2016 11:58 |
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The absolute worst case post election terrorism is another Malheur style thing.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2016 12:14 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 18:13 |
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Note: I'm not making light of a shooting here so do not take this that way. This is merely an example of the type of people that make up the Freep mindset. Remember that couple that killed a couple cops and draped DON'T TREAD ON ME FLAGS on their bodies? Yeah Freep disavowed them as a false flag when in reality their entire motive was starting the great rightwing revolution.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2016 15:13 |