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Mors Rattus
Oct 25, 2007

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ratbert90 posted:

I think a new thread should be made right before the election hammer drops so all of the wonderful freep tears are right at the beginning of the thread. :allears:

This one's only two months old.

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Mors Rattus
Oct 25, 2007

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And that illegal's name was ALBERT EINSTEIN

Mors Rattus
Oct 25, 2007

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Apparently MASTER FENG takes color advice from the Romans.

Mors Rattus
Oct 25, 2007

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http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/11/14/glenn-beck-tries-out-decency

Oh hey Glenn Back has decided he likes Obama, and says Michelle Obama has inherited the populism of Reagan. (And, somehow, is dated a week from now???)

I can't wait to hear if there are Freep threads about this.

Mors Rattus
Oct 25, 2007

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Something something God choose unlikely messengers something something.

Mors Rattus
Oct 25, 2007

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The entire morality-through-fear-of-torture thing really explains a lot about their views on torture.

Mors Rattus
Oct 25, 2007

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Fun fact: Satanic ritual abuse has been debunked for forty goddamn years.

Mors Rattus
Oct 25, 2007

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We certainly won't get the concession phone call until after every poll closes.

...and probably not even then.

Mors Rattus
Oct 25, 2007

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Powder status: still too wet.

Mors Rattus
Oct 25, 2007

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Stay up two minutes longer. That's when the first county closes its polls.

Mors Rattus
Oct 25, 2007

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Well, that depends on what you mean by actual results. Politico's livemap has Trump winning in New Hampshire*.

* based on the single reporting county there, a total of 61 votes.

And in Kentucky*.

* 3400 or so votes.

Mors Rattus
Oct 25, 2007

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...credit score?

Mors Rattus
Oct 25, 2007

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"People recorded their votes switching before their eyes."

Yeah, see, the sharpies they use to fill in the ballots are magic ink, they fade out in the republican squares and fill in the democrat ones.

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Mors Rattus
Oct 25, 2007

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North Carolina swinging around wildly is new, though.

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