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Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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Elephant Ambush posted:

Ground loving floor

I'm in!

Tony Phillips posted:

Guess what page the thread will be on when the election is called for Hillary, and win a prize!

Page 591

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Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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mind the walrus posted:

I'm new here. Holy poo poo this is great. Do they know we're watching them?

:getin:

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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You know, it won't be FReepers, but I am legit scared for what some of these fringe, extreme right-wing nutjobs will do when Trump loses. Like, a "revolution" is way too strong a word, but people committing terroristic acts on US soil in the name of "FREEDUMB" and misguided rage is a very, very real possibility. There are enough psychos who think that those kinds of actions would be a good idea to make me honestly believe that poo poo will actually go down, and the threats made thus far have at least some base in reality.

I'm sure also that because I live in the south that these ideas could come to fruition much easier than the rest of the country, what with the unending supply of guns and ignorance.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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neongrey posted:

So as a Canadian I can marry exactly one of you. :p

I don't care if you're a man or woman, pick me! If you're a guy, Canada has to be ok with same-sex marriages

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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I'm sure no one does, but don't expect Republicans to take blame for anything now, even when they control it all. They'll find their particular brand of strawman, one who probably wouldn't pass the paper bag test, and blame them.

It's happened for decades, and it won't change now. They're going to gently caress this country up 5 ways from Sunday, then use mental gymnastics to blame minorities and democrats. Then when the next democratic president is elected and tries to fix the damage done, and can't fix it overnight because of the extent of the damage, you'll have the right screaming again about how ineffective Democrats are.

It's a vicious cycle and is enough to make any rational person want to quit this country.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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SocketWrench posted:

Happy Thanksgiving to all my fellow freep hating goons. And for those of you who don't celebrate this holiday, may the spirit of it still touch you like a DC politician in a pizza shop.

Now i'm off to browse freep for "I'm all alone because I'm a rabid shitbag" tears

My favorite time of year... I can't wait.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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SocketWrench posted:

Last I read the old testament, you know, the jew part, god had a lot to say about slaying unborn babies and that babies weren't actual people till a certain amount of time outside the womb. Strangely enough, he isn't all that ruly when it comes to preserving them unless it's a chance to poo poo on someone for causing a miscarriage.

Holy poo poo, please tell me you know books/chapters/verses off the top of your head?

It's been a while since I've read any of the 3 major holy books, so I can't remember much of any of them.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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McGlockenshire posted:

Innovative ("Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing." -- Vince Lombardi

Jesus I've never seen a more perfect tagline for FReep. "...winning is the only thing" Yeah, no loving poo poo. We can all see that all you old shitheads care about is winning the presidency, not to attempt making the world better, but for the sole purpose of bragging rights.

These assholes would cut their nose right the gently caress off to spite their face.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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Triskelli posted:

I propose we go back to calling boomers the "Me Generation".

Seconded.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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Fathis Munk posted:

E: ^^^^ You eat fertilized human eggs :confused: What am I missing.

Holy moly I just saw the document about the NATIONAL DAY OF PATRIOTIC DEVOTION. (https://s3.amazonaws.com/public-inspection.federalregister.gov/2017-01798.pdf)

I was wondering what day Trump would pick for that but somehow didn't see the blindingly obvious answer: the day of his own inauguration.

Also the wording is p great

quote:

A new national pride stirs the American soul and inspires the American heart. We are one people, united by a common destiny and a shared purpose.

Freedom is the birthright of all Americans, and to preserve that freedom we must maintain faith in our sacred values and heritage.

Our Constitution is written on parchment, but it lives in the hearts of the American people. There is no freedom where the people do not believe in it; no law where the people do not follow it; and no peace where the people do not pray for it. There are no greater people than the American citizenry, and as long as we believe in ourselves, and our country, there is nothing we cannot accomplish.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, DONALD J. TRUMP, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim January 20, 2017, as National Day of Patriotic Devotion, in order to strengthen our bonds to each other and to our country -- and to renew the duties of Government to the people.

This literally makes me sick to my stomach. It's the beginning of the end, ladies and gents.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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Prism posted:

He got Psalm 109, starting around verse 8.

I love how if you Google "Psalm 109" the immediate return is verse 8, not 1. The preview even has the author citing government officials talking poo poo about Obama

quote:

At last — I can honestly voice a Biblical prayer for our president! Look it up — it is word for word!

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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Apologies for dragging this back up from last page, but real quick about the new Beauty and the Beast.

I've noticed a LOT of loving people so blinded by rage at the thought of 2 men having a loving relationship, that they totally miss the rest of the movie where beastiality is kinda the theme. The gently caress is up with this? A woman could potentially gently caress an animal, and they're like "Yeah, BUT TWO MEN ARE loving DANCING TOGETHER!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!"

Priorities hosed.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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Gorilla Salad posted:

One silver lining to this comes from the creator of Cards Against Humanity:

https://twitter.com/MaxTemkin/status/846856243797016576

No kickstarter of any bullshit like that. He's promised to straight out buy it with his own money and publish it all online:

Lotta M4M tinder, AshleyMadison and cuck porn 'bout to be dropped.

This man, if he goes through with it, will be a loving legend.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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I know it's not much, but if when this happens, I'll go donate $5 to the EFF for every congressmen that found to be engaging in illicit activities on government time. Double the donation for any of them who are found to be participating in same-sex relations if they previously voted against any sort of LGBT rights. gently caress these assholes.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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SCA Enthusiast posted:

Minneapolis definitely doesn't have a "no go zone" lol what a miserable shut in.

What the gently caress is a "no-go zone?"

Wait, wait wait wait... Is this referring to the more poverty stricken areas of town that are generally more predominately african american? Because if so, :lol: at that color-scared piece of poo poo.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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fishmech posted:

The concept refers to the idea that Muslims take over areas of cities and nobody who isn't a Muslim can go there, including cops etc. Freepers picked it up from European racists.

Sounds dumb? Well, yeah, it is pretty much exactly as dumb as it looks at first glance.

I'd pay money to see this in action - refusing to allow police to certain areas of a city, then watch as they're steamrolled by the militarized police.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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chitoryu12 posted:

If he thinks Disney was built away from traffic, gays, drug dealers, and whores, he clearly hasn't seen the Disney College Program.

Those 3 loving words made the 18 months I lived in Orlando with 3 roommates (2 of who worked for the mouse) so amazing. gently caress. I still remember the penicillin shot I had to get. Thanks Jennifer.

But for real, if you're an early 20's guy, Pleasure Island on a Thursday night was where you wanted to be, thanks to College Night and no cover.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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SocketWrench posted:

Lol, speaking of history, there was this little skirmish with the Brits during Jackson's military career and it should tell you all you need to know about the US military preparedness.

I'm listening...

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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I guess I'm out of the loop, but what's going on with New Orleans?

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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SocketWrench posted:

Unfortunately employers aren't allowed to include intelligence tests in their hiring process

Heh, you'd be surprised how many police departments do, and then refuse to hire those that score too highly.

"Sorry, you're TOO smart to be a cop."

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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How DARE you joke about feeling unsafe in a restaurant chain that had to pay out $9 mil for racial discrimination in 16 different states!

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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I remember when that story came out. I looked at the picture and read dude's account and just said "yeah, he stabbed himself"

The pic of the wound on his hand was hilariously obviously self-inflicted.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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So this may be a dumb question, but wouldn't shutting down all these hate sites, doxxing all the Nazis at rallies, etc etc. just make them more apt to band together and start some poo poo? Not specifically FR, but all these alt-right and Nazi idiots? Is it crazy to think they'd all get together over a shared :airquote: marginalization :airquote: and start just one large group? I was thinking about this the other day, and there have been a few groups over the course of history that have been formed thanks to the general public driving them underground. Is this a possibility, or am I just misreading things?

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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Depending on Utah's state laws, resisting an unlawful arrest with force is completely legal. If you go back to the early 1900's, case law was made in Indiana that (and this is under some debate) you could go as far as taking the life of the officer. State to state, the resisting an unlawful arrest with force has different parameters, but no matter what, you're still rolling the dice, because cops are trained to kill subdue suspects that are resisting, so YMMV.

Slate Article

quote:

“Citizens may resist unlawful arrest to the point of taking an arresting officer's life if necessary.” Plummer v. State, 136 Ind. 306. This premise was upheld by the Supreme Court of the United States in the case: John Bad Elk v. U.S., 177 U.S. 529. The Court stated: “Where the officer is killed in the course of the disorder which naturally accompanies an attempted arrest that is resisted, the law looks with very different eyes upon the transaction, when the officer had the right to make the arrest, from what it does if the officer had no right. What may be murder in the first case might be nothing more than manslaughter in the other, or the facts might show that no offense had been committed.”

“An arrest made with a defective warrant, or one issued without affidavit, or one that fails to allege a crime is within jurisdiction, and one who is being arrested, may resist arrest and break away. lf the arresting officer is killed by one who is so resisting, the killing will be no more than an involuntary manslaughter.” Housh v. People, 75 111. 491; reaffirmed and quoted in State v. Leach, 7 Conn. 452; State v. Gleason, 32 Kan. 245; Ballard v. State, 43 Ohio 349; State v Rousseau, 241 P. 2d 447; State v. Spaulding, 34 Minn. 3621.

Sourced from: http://www.constitution.org/uslaw/defunlaw.htm

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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Captain_Maclaine posted:

Hmm, so it happened immediately after the Carter administration? Must've been the ACLU that's responsible, no way there was anyone else like, oh I don't know let's just spitball for a moment here, the next president (who's name escapes me at the moment, did it start with a C?) had anything to do with it.

I'm ashamed at how long I was thinking about this. I was like, "dude, a 'c'?"

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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McGlockenshire posted:

A freep thread brought me to this site.



Your challenge: which of these articles was posted on freep? "All of them" is not a valid answer.

The woman in that video looks like the same one who does PragerU videos.

Still hot for an older woman though.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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Holy poo poo. 35 seconds in. Do it. Do it now.

:wtf:

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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Mustached Demon posted:

Yeah uh Narcan basically empties every heroin receptor in the body all at once so it's 100% full on detox the moment they wake up. It's not awesome at all.

This is why we don't give a full dose of Narcan at once, we slowly push it little by little, and only until the patient is able to control their own respiratory drive. Once they can breathe on their own, we stop administering it. Pushing it too fast will have someone who was OD'ing a second ago awake, violent and puking like a drat volcano. Also, you run the risk of throwing that person into flash pulmonary edema.

Also, gently caress FReep, but that goes without saying.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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Not gonna lie, I laughed at "A tumor says what?"

I'm a terrible person, do I belong on FReep? :ohdear:

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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FReep: Thanks..these comments are stupid

Please mods?

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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Keeshhound posted:

For some reason, I'd always assumed the second civil war would over something political. But it's clear to me now that the battle that truly ends this republic will be fought over food.

Specifically, "Do pineapples go on pizza?" :can:

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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Jagged Jim posted:

My favorite is Sean Hannity tweeting an NBC News story at NBC News while calling them "conspiracy TV."

https://twitter.com/seanhannity/status/943881108810293249

:lol:

What a loving idiot.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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SocketWrench posted:

Then ditch it before the cops show up because they LOVE foreigners/minorities with a firearm.

White guy with a gun "Put the gun down!"
Minority with a gun "BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM"


Has Melania actually done anything?

Short of having the back of a man who's an admitted sexual assaulter? No.

Funny how conservatives dogpile on Hillary for not leaving Bill when he was cheating on her, but they love Melania

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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SocketWrench posted:

What I wouldn't give to see a black freeper post

Wasn't there a black woman who posted on FReep? I think she used the handle ArmyCaptain or some variant of. If I'm mistaken someone correct me.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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Prester Jane posted:

It was called Last Man Standing, and it was basically one long series of freep fantasies tied together with a laugh track because not a single one of the "jokes" were even remotely funny. It was all punching down about how terrible and stupid and naive young people/Liberals are and how conservatives are fighting a losing war to save society from being overwhelmed from selfish/spoiled morons. This brief clip from the series finale really tells you literally everything you need to know about the show:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9Ex0iCNr7c

This was the most patently unfunny thing I've ever seen. I can't believe there are people who believe it was cancelled because its "conservative" comedy, instead of being cancelled because it's a steaming pile of garbage.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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Fulchrum posted:

The phrase "she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch" refers to a woman who gives high quality blowjobs, similar to being able to suck a gold ball through a garden hose.

Let's not forget about the always classy "suck start a Harley"

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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Twelve by Pies posted:

It's only entrapment if they put you in a position where you feel forced to commit a crime. Like if an undercover cop posing as a drug dealer were to say "Buy some drugs or I'll shoot you." That would be entrapment.

Not quite. An undercover cop doesn't have to threaten you, all they have to do is offer the drugs, and this would immediately constitute entrapment. There's no clause that says you need to feel pressured or forced.

For example: I'm walking down the street and a UC whispers asking me if I want some weed or crack or whathaveyou. Just by offering, that constitutes entrapment. Now, if I had walked up and asked for drugs unprompted, that wouldn't be entrapment.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Nope.

Offering or requesting drugs and someone accepting is literally a textbook example of what they use as the "non entrapment" example in legal books.

Ok, maybe they have to do a little more than offer, but if they say something like "I'm not a cop. it's cool. Just buy some drugs my dude" it would be entrapment. Any type of coercion would easily fill the subjective category of entrapment, according to case law I've read. The police don't necessarily have to threaten the person. Any type of coercion will do.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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b-b-but, i'm not a cop :ohdear: I promise.

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Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



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quote:

To: Steely Tom

The bravest people in America today — the ones who will receive the most hate and invective— are blacks who publicly announce they are conservative and Jews who announce they are Christian.

Their families and friends would consider becoming a Hare Krishna or a skinhead lesbian just another lifestyle choice, but becoming a black conservative? Heresy.

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