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Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"
Where'd this thread title come from?


e: :synpa:

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Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

SocketWrench posted:

No joke, I would buy one of those if it could reach basic road speeds where I live

You could probably find a moped that looks like this pretty easily.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"
We need an :arzy: emoticon, like, yesterday.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

Alter Ego posted:

I love how he thinks this would do anything other than a) simply embolden ISIS and b) serve as confirmation for everything they have said--that Americans are butchers who hate Muslims.

They WANT to be butchers who hate Muslims.

Hell, Freepers want what ISIS wants. To gather all Muslims under one global Caliphate and declare war on the West. That way the lines are clearly drawn and the Enemy is in one place to be destroyed.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

BlackIronHeart posted:

Freep wants Israel to persist so it becomes the Jesus Trap, that's it.

Some do, others just like Israel because it oppresses Muslims. If Israel took land from a Christian country, Freepers would be in lock-step with neo-nazis.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

Night10194 posted:

Wait, they actually think they're winning? The polls are turning hard against Trump again. Even loving Breitbart's own 'unskewing' poll today has Abuela up 4.

Something something lieberal conspiracy, silent majority, etc.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

Geostomp posted:

I have an African middle and last name with a silent letter and learned to just give up on anyone pronouncing or spelling it right without practice so this conversation is familiar to me.

Indian first/last name here and I'm always surprised people get it on the first try. Though people are way better at guessing nowadays, so there's that.

Also gently caress that Freeper in particular for deliberately mispronouncing names. That's a bullying tactic that's been used against me and other immigrant kids I've known.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"
The debate was the most delicious dunking I've seen in a long time.

Now, some Freeper tears for dessert. :getin:

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

Twelve by Pies posted:

Tears? What tears? They're all so deluded that they're going to declare Trump the winner by a mile.

quote:

To: Lazamataz

i know. Chased a klonopin with a beer. That should help.

it’s legal prescription.

think i broke my middle knuckle on right hand dammit

4,206 posted on 9/26/2016, 11:04:19 PM by dp0622 (The only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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Wunderbar

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"
I unironically think we should change the thread title to honor that old greasefire.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"
May dalereed find a good perch on top of Khorne's Throne of Skulls! :black101:

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

Twelve by Pies posted:

My favorite Dale Reed moment will always be when he claimed to have told Jim Henson that Muppets were dumb.

My favorite was the time a friend of Dale's pissed in his beer can and he didn't notice until he drank all of it.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"
So general opinion of the VP debate was that Pence won on style, while Kaine had substance. Expect Freep to get really smug until Sunday.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

MeLKoR posted:

:vince: When did this happen? I didn't even feel a disturbance in the force, maybe cause there are so many other assholes nowadays.

Like a few days ago. Check back a couple pages for eulogies.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

The Haitian posted:

Pence won by lying his rear end off, but he still won. Unless Trump has two more meltdowns in each of the next debates, we're hosed on Election Day and Freepers will be gloating.

Trump is already having a meltdown over the fact that Pence looked way more presidential than him. I think we're good.

Arzy moar.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

SocketWrench posted:

I know it's suzie again, so her knowledge of history is about zero. But what was Columbus popular for? He discovered the new world? Vikings did long before him, so why don't we have a viking day instead? I'd totally be on board with that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YqehGlg6m8

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

Elephant Ambush posted:

Yep, and it's the only thing they keep saying that's been consistently pissing me off for months. At least around these forums we have a handful of consistent Arzys but there's nothing like that on Freep at all and it's disappointing. I don't want denial, I want terror. :unsmigghh:

Arzying on Freep is bannable, since it's questioning the perfection of High Lord Trump. Denial is probably the only thing they can do.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

Mors Rattus posted:

Granted, at this point, it doesn't mean anything.

It's become a general insult in the vein of "human being", now that human being isn't fashionable to say anymore.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"
The Silent Majority was real. Freep was right.

I'm done. We're done.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

Annointed posted:

This isn't the God Emperor, it's worse than that, we got Goge Vandire and kickstarted the Age of Strife. I wish I was exaggerating but this is loving Trump, a loving caricature of a man who is literally everything I hate and loathe has now taken control of the land I grew up in with an army of sycophants on his beck and call.

We have a minimum of 4 years before Sebastian Thor can end this. If we can even find a Sebastian Thor.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

Darkman Fanpage posted:

Oh poo poo Dale Reed died?

He sacrificed his last horcrux in a profane ritual to make this nightmare happen.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"
I think you guys are underestimating how deep Freep has fallen into the Trump cult of personality.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"
I refuse to believe a word of any of that until he vetoes a Republican repeal effort.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"
Obama and Pence vying for the Shadow Presidency would be the cherry on top of this crypto-fascist poo poo sundae.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

This thread is pretty therapeutic to me, since it for some reason feels better that at least part of the answer is people who are ill informed and sort of stupid, rather than it being a matter of some outright greed or evil. It is not very clear why, as it seems we would have more hope stamping out calculated evil than we would ever have of solving people being uninformed, but it does still help.

Hate to burst your bubble, but this is a false dichotomy. The Trump movement is a combination of stupidity and active malice.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

Mustached Demon posted:

I wouldn't even go that far. They love the part where Israel's needed for the jesus trap good at killing lots of Muslims..

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

I'm...actually surprised that most Freepers hate Roof. Besides that one guy saying it was Obama's fault, I thought more of them would go into apologetics.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"
Can't you flat out buy surplus tanks withe the weapons systems taken out?

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"
Aren't people also moving to the relatively liberal Austin to escape California's drought and insane living costs?

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

Jurgan posted:

Yeah, in the 80's they didn't care because it was mostly gay people dying. Now that it's jumped the lines, suddenly it's as if gay people created AIDS and deliberately inflicted it on straight people.

The homosexual mafia poisoning blood stores with AIDS infected blood has been a long time conspiracy theory.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

SocketWrench posted:

Man, that'd be scary watching the Trumpers react to Putin like NK people do to Un.

At least North Koreans have the excuse of lifelong propaganda and fear for their views.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"
Well, at least I feel vindicated about buying Timberland boots instead of L.L. Bean last month. :v:

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

SocketWrench posted:

Jesus gently caress! Jim crow v2.0
Seriously, gently caress your rights as a citizen. For being the fuckers always screaming "are freedums" they sure like the idea of restricting everyone elses

"Freedums" have always been "narrow range of acceptable behaviors as defined by me" to these people.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"
I am legitimately shocked a Freeper likes Steven Universe. That show is antithetical to everything Freepers are.

Neo_Crimson fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Jan 21, 2017

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"
You'd think Freepers would like the Superbowl outcome this time. The Patriots won, and both Tom Brady and the head coach are Trump supporters.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

Feinne posted:

I don't know if I can actually call Lovecraft more racist than freep anymore, and he literally wrote a story where a man burned himself alive because he learned he was a secret black person white ape-man.

At least Lovecraft reneged on his racism later on in his life, while Freepers are getting even more racist as they age.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

Shugojin posted:

Alright let's be honest most of the people on this website remember when everybody wore jncos. It's literally a miracle any of my generation learned to dress well when it was once cool to wear three to four pairs of pants' worth of fabric at once.

I don't. Suck it old man.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"
Honest question, what does Milo's resignation mean, if anything?

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

chitoryu12 posted:

Really, you can lead Freep around by the nose if you're on their side. Trump saying he didn't plan on rolling back LGBT rights led to Freepers unironically embracing the gays (not literally because they'd get cooties) and thinking about giving up their crusade against homosexuals. Milo has gotten them to support a gay man and child molestation right on the heels of Pizzagate!

Freepers have unironically advocated socialist programs so long as they think it will hurt those people. They are tribalists and little more.

Republicans can just scrape off Obama's name from Obamacare, change nothing else, and Freep will praise it.

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Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

Twelve by Pies posted:

What loving planet do these people live on?

Not calling for Obama's impeachment/execution 24/7 counts as support to Freep.

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