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BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

McGlockenshire posted:

There's so many of these "I don't have that problem" posts but this one is the funniest/fuckiest so far

quote:

To: Vermont Lt

I’m a bit frazzled. Who the hell is Taylor Swift! I’ve never heard of her ( I assume it’s a female. And...football? I’m sorry, I have not watched football since I was in high school in 1952.

17 posted on 1/30/2024, 1:38:07 PM by WVNan (Only Trump. Never any other president. never ever again.)

Holy poo poo, this Freeper is 85 years old at minimum.

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BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

Mantis42 posted:

Kelce/Swift is basically everything they claim to want. Pretty blonde girlfriend cheering on her handsome white boyfriend player at the most American of sports. And they're mad anyways, I guess because Swift said something supportive of the president and Kelce took the vaccine and it made him better at football than pureblood Rodgers. If this was the 1950s and you disparaged them for those reasons you would be labeled as an anti American crank.

e: Actually did she even say anything specifically about Biden? I think she just told people to vote. If you go deep enough down the culture war hole you just end up hating normal people.

She didn't say anything specifically about Biden, she said something specifically about the GOP. She said "First of all, these aren't your dad's celebrities and these aren't your dad's Republicans." while talking to her own dad about who to vote for back in 2020. She also defended LGBTQ+ rights back in 2018 during Tennessee elections, publicly favoring the Dem candidates. Since she's a rich, white (former) country singer, she should be the Aryan princess these assholes have always craved but she's clearly not and they fuckin' hate that with the passion of a thousand suns.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!
It's just so loving weird. I've never once worried or really even thought about a celebrities ability to start a family. These decrepit assholes being fixated on it is just mind bending to me.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!
I'd think movements like Quiverfull would make more sense than 4Chan as the source of their 'Gotta be making white babies!' hysteria.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

Lemniscate Blue posted:

I'm going to regret asking, but what is MIV?

At a guess it's something gross like 'Migrant immunodeficiency Virus'. Freepers are complete monsters, after all.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

BiggerBoat posted:

How did Freep conflate or justify their rabid anti Covid vax stance with their hero, Trump, bragging about he'd fast tracked it and taking full credit for that?

They cover for him by saying he's been handed bad advice from Deep State operatives to say those things and some Freepers go so far as to say something like 'I disagree with him on this point but he's still 99% right on everything else' so they're still good little cult toadies.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!
What happens when porn gets brought up among a group that holds contradictory opinions on the 1st Amendment and moral outrages? Let's find out!

Pornhub Pulls Out of Texas

Second reply.

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To: Callahan
That’s awesome news.


3 posted on 3/14/2024, 8:28:54 PM by jacknhoo (Luke 12:51; Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)
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To: Callahan
I have mixed feelings on these types of laws. For one, I oppose third-party age verification that removes anonymity. I believe these have unintended consequences. PornHub today, Twitter tomorrow, which is why Governor DeSantis wisely vetoed Florida's ban on social media use for minors.
On the other hand, I also believe that unlimited, unrestricted access to hardcore pornography is harmful to children.

Anyhow, it's a feel-good, do-nothing law as there's a vast number of porn servers located outside the United States that will snub their nose at Texas. Porn will continue to be easily accessible.

11 posted on 3/14/2024, 9:12:30 PM by Drew68
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These next two were back to back.

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To: Ge0ffrey
>>Good news for the citizens of Texas.<<

And God sees this righteous state!
13 posted on 3/14/2024, 9:30:59 PM by EliRoom8
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To: Callahan
So much for the First Amendment.


14 posted on 3/14/2024, 9:50:10 PM by thegagline (Sic semper tyrannis! Goldwater in 2024)
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"We hate porn because we're good people, here's how I pirate stuff."

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To: MeanWestTexan
“There are all sorts of free VPNs.”

I use IP Vanish as my VPN provider. I believe it costs about 9 bucks a year. I use it with my Kodi framework and The Crew Add-on. I get every hockey game and any movie I want to see.


28 posted on 3/15/2024, 6:31:04 AM by EQAndyBuzz (Trump/Jennifer-Ruth Green in 24)
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This one mostly gets it.

quote:

To: Callahan
Not rejection of age verification laws. Recognizing that those laws are written with zero understanding of technology and are impossible to follow. So they officially block the state, and users are already probably connecting with VPN, and nothing actually changes.


36 posted on 3/15/2024, 2:32:24 PM by discostu (like a dog being shown a card trick)
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BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!
If you sign away your Social Security checks to the Freepathons you get to see the uncensored swears.

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