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this is a cross-parody thread George: Get in the plugsuit, Jerry! Jerry: But I don't want to get in the plugsuit!
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 00:44 |
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 00:47 |
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Ever hear of that lost seinfeld episode "The Evangelion"?? The episode was supposed to air around season 6, but it was mysteriously cut. The “official” story about the episode was that it featured Elaine purchasing ab eva after being mugged, but many elements about this episode were never revealed until recently. NBC Executives refused to officially report on the episode until the Seinfeld season 6 DVD commentary. I have the tape but as someone who works within NBC, unfortunately I can’t reveal my sources. I work at the GE building in Rockefeller Plaza, and I have access to their digital archives, that’s as much as I can divulge. We also have the entire original Seinfeld series in multiple formats, including original reels and VHS tapes. I noticed an episode with the production code “607” was missing from the tape set, and it was relocated in a set of old news reels. The replacement episode “The Mom and Pop Store” was filmed a season later to replace the missing episode. It is oddly titled “The Angel” The episode starts out as normal, with Jerry’s apartment, but the camera is much more steady. Jerry walks out as though he’s been drugged and remarks that all of his family and friends have been dying lately. His buzzer rings and it’s George. George runs up, half crying and tells Jerry he’s seen something terrible. He’s mumbling and stuttering for about five minutes until he can form a sentence. There are still pauses for humor, but there is no audience or laugh track. George informs jerry the twin towers have exploded due to the impact. Jerry turns on the news and you can see modern footage of the angel attacks, all prefilmed several years beforehand. George says that isn’t the worst part: Elaine and Kramer were in the towers at the time of the impact. What proceeds is a graphic and explicit phone call of screaming and crying and Kramer saying that something terrible has happened, and elaine is dead. Kramer screams there’s no air in the building, and he’s burning to death, and that he’s going to jump. The camera cuts to live footage of a man falling from the twin towers. George genuinely looks upset and says “I’m sorry Larry I can’t go through with this” and he tries to walk off the set but people stop him and push him towards the stage. He walks out jerry’s prop window and you can hear him calling his agent. There’s a lot of mumbling and you can see candles being lit behind the stage. Jerry goes over to the bookcase and pulls it aside, revealing a ceremonial black table with candles, a dinner plate and a strange box. There is a Masonic symbol against black cloth just outside where the fake stage window would be. Jerry says some weird things in a foreign dialect, and one cut of the camera shows a poster of Barack Obama (This episode originally aired in 1995). The scene ends with jerry waking up in bed, as though it’s all a nightmare. Kramer comes in and asks if jerry has seen Lilith. Jerry laughs and says “we are Lilith” and the camera zooms slightly. His eyes become slivered, like almonds. The tape is only 7 minutes long and what proceeds is just 20 minutes of dead air. If you continue watching to the end, it seems there are three more news reports tacked on. The first is about an outbreak of swine flu, the second about a train bombing, and the third...
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 00:53 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpnNakMdvXk
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i was a teen when evangelion was big poo poo among nerds and even then in all my fatness and stupidity i knew it was a horrible loving cartoon
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 00:59 |
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That Robot posted:this is a cross-parody thread None of the Seinfeld characters could be Eva pilots, because only people born after the Second Impact can pilot Evas
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 01:03 |
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Actually, Seinfeld could take place in the world of Neon Genesis Evangelion without any modification, because the divergent point between our world and the Eva world was the Second Impact, which happened in 2000. Two years after Seinfeld ended.
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 01:05 |
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That Robot posted:this is a cross-parody thread More like "Get in the robot, George" considering who has the biggest neuroses.
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 01:06 |
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Young Freud posted:More like "Get in the robot, George" considering who has the biggest neuroses. George would never be able to synchronize with the soul of his mother
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 01:07 |
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What's the deal with LCL fluid?
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 01:07 |
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DoctorStrangelove posted:What's the deal with LCL fluid? It's like.. I'm drowning, now I'm breathing, oh wait, I'm still drowning And don't get me started on the shrinkage!
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 01:10 |
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Elaine and George sit alone on a beach overlooking an ocean of blood. The last two humans on Earth. Elaine: you're not spongeworthy.
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 01:13 |
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George: "This Dr. Killjoy fucked around with this message at 01:22 on Sep 17, 2016 |
# ? Sep 17, 2016 01:15 |
huh looks like there already was a seinfeld anime
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 01:22 |
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Dr. Killjoy posted:George: "This Relevant...
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 02:12 |
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That's certainly better than the 5 head on the left.
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 02:15 |
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really good editting there. Alao elaine clearly = asuka.
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 03:12 |
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Fifth Manchildren Frank Costanza is the 17th angel, and George has to take him down in the Feats of Strength to avert Third Impact.
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 04:04 |
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George forcibly opens the hatch to Marissa Tomei's entry plug after Eva Unit 00 takes the brunt of the Fifth Angel's heat beam. He tells her how he thinks manure is a beautiful word, and she is seen smiling at somebody other than Newman for the first time.
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 04:07 |
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 04:09 |
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recently a short film set in the Evangelion world was released, and it was just a high school romance. So this thread's whole premise, that something taking place in the Evangelion world has to involve Evangelions, is wrong.
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 04:31 |
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ScratchAndSniff posted:Ever hear of that lost seinfeld episode "The Evangelion"?? Ha you ever see the episode of Martin where they get initiated into the freemasons? P weird.
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 04:36 |
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Guy Goodbody posted:recently a short film set in the Evangelion world was released, and it was just a high school romance. So this thread's whole premise, that something taking place in the Evangelion world has to involve Evangelions, is wrong. Trap sprung
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 04:46 |
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The evangelion world. I mean jesus christ, where do you even start with that kind of poo poo?
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 04:52 |
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*endless cricket noises*
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 05:13 |
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"And it turns out, the giant robot - was my dead mom!" "Your mom?" "My mother, Jerry!"
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# ? Sep 17, 2016 05:20 |
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obviously this is elixirs rape fantasy
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 20:09 |
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"mulva" does sound like the name a new yorker would have in an anime
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 20:28 |
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phonetics is fun
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 20:30 |
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Lol
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 22:45 |
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yadda yadda yadda everyone's goo
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 23:03 |
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already happend op https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpnNakMdvXk
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 23:06 |
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The big robot, you know, it's a robot, with lots of stuff in it
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 23:11 |
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mdm posted:The big robot, you know, it's a robot, with lots of stuff in it thats georges dad, right
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 23:13 |
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What if Seinfeld was $4 toast?
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 23:24 |
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lol cool this thread is still alive i wish someone made a YouTube video of slap bass playing over the evangelion opening e: wow efb to the max in a good way lmbo even the engrish with "castre rock" loving nailed it That Robot fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Sep 19, 2016 |
# ? Sep 19, 2016 02:21 |
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That Robot posted:i wish someone made a YouTube video of slap bass playing over the evangelion opening Really surprised if this doesn't exist, or a version of the opening with all of the instruments replaced by Seinfeld opening samples.
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 02:25 |
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Guy Goodbody posted:recently a short film set in the Evangelion world was released, and it was just a high school romance. So this thread's whole premise, that something taking place in the Evangelion world has to involve Evangelions, is wrong. first I've heard of it what's the name of the film?
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 02:29 |
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"So we were really going at it, and I was thinking of things to say, and she started talking about being a clone, and I said 'Oh, like the ones your mother laid out for you', and she got really mad" "The clones your mother laid out for you? What does that mean?" "No idea"
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 02:29 |
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After the most recent angel attack destroys his Le Baron, George meets with Gendo in a attempt to have NERV compensate him for the damage. During the meeting Kramer, thinking that he's found a pigman, steals Lilith from Central Dogma.
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